John Egbert (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ghostytrainer) wrote2011-01-16 12:07 pm
ghostytrainer) wrote2011-01-16 12:07 pm
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voice mail
Oh hey, what's up?
[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]
Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!
[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]
I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!
[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]
Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?
[Beep!]
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[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]
Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!
[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]
I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!
[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]
Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?
[Beep!]
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5:36pm
[ Guess who's had no idea where he is for the past half-hour? ]
5:37pm
5:39pm
all i know is that when im through here
my name will be written in jigglypuff lore for centuries to come
round pink moon-eyed grandmothers will be recounting the haunting fucking tales of the day one of their own made the grave mistake of fucking with a strider
and they all paid the price
5:41pm
5:45pm
and the day i need you to come find me
i ask you as a friend to please curbstomp me into oblivion
5:46pm
5:52pm
ill just be out here bursting some big pink bubbles until i get my pokemon back
5:54pm
5:56pm
the last time i saw my balls was right before one of those fuckers sang me to sleep
5:57pm
im not even clarifying that
you know what the fuck i meant
6:03pm
6:07pm
or maybe you got hugged too much as a child
6:09pm
6:12pm
how many goddamn jigglypuffs can there possiblllooo;
6:13pm
6:37pm
6:38pm
i
fucking
hate
jigglypuffs
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6:41pm
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6:44pm
that means a lot to me
also i think i found route 34 again
so thats a thing
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