wow. she really is my ectodaughter. now i dont even know where to start. and john did you seriously just. suggest i get her yarn. is that a fucking thing you just did. what kind of douchebag buys someone yarn for their birthday. do i really look like the kind of guy to buy someone yarn. answer carefully.
your life is hard john. thats all i really have to say on the matter. it sounds like you need a break. maybe you should let me cook for you. which is to say just order goddamn pizza and stop fretting.
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she really is my ectodaughter.
now i dont even know where to start.
and john did you seriously just.
suggest i get her yarn.
is that a fucking thing you just did.
what kind of douchebag buys someone yarn for their birthday.
do i really look like the kind of guy to buy someone yarn.
answer carefully.
your life is hard john.
thats all i really have to say on the matter.
it sounds like you need a break.
maybe you should let me cook for you.
which is to say just order goddamn pizza and stop fretting.