ghostytrainer | prank #49 | text [FILTERED AWAY FROM ROSE, DAVE & DIRK]

so...jade harley is gone again, for anybody who knew her.
which...kind of makes my original intent for this post somewhat awkward. i am kind of torn wondering if the fact that i dragged my feet with this is a good thing or if i should be kicking myself over it.
more leaning towards the latter.
anyway, that's beside the point.

point is: next month is jade harley, dave and dirk strider, and rose lalonde's birthdays.
they're on december 1st, 3rd, and 4th, respectively. with both striders being on the same day if that party wasn't clear.
since they're so close together, aradia and i were going to throw them a three day long sort-of-surprise-but-not-really party with a semi-break in the middle on the 2nd.
which we're still going to do, though obviously it might end up being a little shorter than we originally planned.

i figured it might not be a bad idea to mention that now so their friends can make travel plans if they want to stop by for a day or two.
it'll be at rose and i's house in ecruteak. if you can make it, just let aradia or i know at some point and we can give you the address/directions.
and even if you can't make it, i'm sure they would appreciate some birthday well-wishes.
somehow, i would be willing to bet that between dirk just arriving here, dave being the aloof coolkid that he is, and rose being...uh...rose, that they probably never brought up their birthdays to any of the friends they've made here.
that's all!
i hope you're all having a good day. :)

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i am having a great day thank you.
it was brightened considerably by this lovely blue wall of text.
thank you for making my day better john.
thank you so much.
especially fore reminding me daves getting old.
god i feel like a grandpa sometimes.
but anyway theres a point to this and ima get to it.
what the hell does dave even like nowadways?
i need to get him something stupid, shitty and ironic but i need to know the direction to take it.
and rose too.

and i guess in the effort to form familial bonds i ought to get you something.
but i dont need advice on that.
i know just what to get you.
(:

[Press send Maka.

Press send, Maka.

Goddamn you piece of shit shonen idiot, PRESS SEND.]

I think Dave wouldn't like it if I brought him a dress, what sort of things does Rose like?

[God that was stupid.]

I mean

if you wouldn't mind me coming

yes i am more than happy to give directions!!
i will even pick people up
it will be fun!

[ let's just. move on from the goodbyes. ]

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