Everyone that John is on good terms with and has spoken to at least enough to exchange names will receive a bag of candy canes and home-made gingerbread Pokemon. No jokes here, if he so much as knows your name, you are getting cookies. (yes, Eridan, even you. You won't even get burnt or malformed ones!) It's happening, accept it. Attached is a hand-written Christmas card with assurance that they are not poisoned and a shitty Christmas doodle of some kind.

In addition, the following people will also recieve...

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