ghostytrainer | prank #17 | FOURTH WALL EVENT

["John" doesn't seem to notice the fact that he's turned the camera on, despite the fact that he's staring right at it. Strange. Apparently he also thought that hair clips are an awesome fashion statement and that he needed to grow his hair out just the tiniest bit. Stranger still.]

--ure you don’t need help finding the games? Really, it will only take me a second.

[But not the strangest thing yet, as apparently he can now talk without moving his lips. And also make it sound like he's sitting a few feet aw--wait a minute.]

No, I am fine, John. You should quit changing the topic.

[Well alright then. It's pretty clear that the person on the screen is not John Egbert, despite the overwhelming similarities.]

I wasn't changing the subject! You just looked like you were having trouble and I thought I could help. But look, Joan! I am getting right back on topic now and answering your question. And the answer is "yes, I do like her." [He pauses.] I just...don't know what to do about it.

[At this point, the girl (her name is Joan, apparently) puts the pokegear down on the ground. This talk is far too serious to have while looking for games. So have a lovely view of the sky, Johto. Also some grass and the face of a curious Vulpix peering down at the device from her place in Joan's lap.]

Hm...that is a problem, but that is why I am here. Do you think she likes you back?

I...don't know honestly. I don't see why she would but then again she has been spending a lot of time with me over the past few months. Though that could just be because we are friends.

Maybe the way she spends time with you means she does like you back! No, scratch that, she DOES like you back. Lalondes are pretty reclusive. They have to really like you to let you in their snooty club, obviously.

Do you really think so? [His voice brightens considerably. At least until...] So what...do I do about that?

Yes! Hm... You need to spend all of your money and take her on the best date ever.

Oh I don't... I mean. Hey let's talk about something else? Tell me more about the giant space station...what was it again? Sacrosont? Sascorant? Or your universe! Tell me again about what a pretty girl Dave is, I think I still have a few more laughs in me for that.

No! God, John, look at me. Do you want her to be your girlfriend or not?

I...oh shit. Joan what did you press? [John's face appears on the screen for a second, slightly paler than normal, before the feed clicks off.]

((OOC: Singularity's Joan will be joining me for this post, so you may be tagged by her or John or possibly both! So if you get a tag from

ghostythespian , don't be surprised! ♥))

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Wait, Jade? How do you know Joan?

[What do you mean there are potentially multiple Jades?]

Yep, it's me! Aren't you back on the station, though?

[ Pause. ]

John! There are two of you! I know Joan from back on Sacrosanct, and then you are there...but you're here! And if you don't know Joan, that means there are two!

Edited 2011-05-29 05:57 (UTC)

Woah...this is so weird. Because if you are from Sacrosanct then that means there are two of you as well! Because...you have been here for a while.

[All these alternates!]

That makes three of me, John. There's a troll me, as well!

Back in this Sacrosanct place? Really? Wow! Is there a troll me, too? What about Dave? And Rose?

Just a troll Rose, but I think where they came from, there is a troll you and Dave, too.

And we have a pink Dave, and an orange one -- that's Davesprite -- and a red Dave, and one with tentacles!

...that. That is a lot of Daves. [Absolutely preposterous.] We just have one Dave here...normal Dave I guess. Red Dave?

Does he have a horn and fins?

[ That is normal dave... ]

Um...no. He's just...human. You know. Normal Dave. Just like he was from back home. Shades-wearing coolkid from Texas. Time powers? Definitely no horns or fins though.

[Jade, are we even from the same home universe?]

He was like that, once!

[ That is...ACTUALLY NOT FUN TO TALK ABOUT. ]

He's not now, though. It was kind of bad. But he definitely came from Texas, I definitely know him! He's awesome.

I see. Man, Sancrosanct sounds weird. Nothing like that happens here. Dave can't seem to keep his coolkid ass here for longer than a few months but that's the worst that has happened to him.

[Wait, this isn't fun to talk about either.]

It's probably a good thing! This place seems a lot happier...

[ She nods. ]

Hopefully he'll stick around! You know, he's so cool, he probably has trouble staying around in one place so much.

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