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John Egbert ([personal profile] ghostytrainer) wrote2011-05-29 12:45 am

prank #17 | FOURTH WALL EVENT | video/action for goldenrod

["John" doesn't seem to notice the fact that he's turned the camera on, despite the fact that he's staring right at it. Strange. Apparently he also thought that hair clips are an awesome fashion statement and that he needed to grow his hair out just the tiniest bit. Stranger still.]

--ure you don’t need help finding the games? Really, it will only take me a second.

[But not the strangest thing yet, as apparently he can now talk without moving his lips. And also make it sound like he's sitting a few feet aw--wait a minute.]

No, I am fine, John. You should quit changing the topic.

[Well alright then. It's pretty clear that the person on the screen is not John Egbert, despite the overwhelming similarities.]

I wasn't changing the subject! You just looked like you were having trouble and I thought I could help. But look, Joan! I am getting right back on topic now and answering your question. And the answer is "yes, I do like her." [He pauses.] I just...don't know what to do about it.

[At this point, the girl (her name is Joan, apparently) puts the pokegear down on the ground. This talk is far too serious to have while looking for games. So have a lovely view of the sky, Johto. Also some grass and the face of a curious Vulpix peering down at the device from her place in Joan's lap.]

Hm...that is a problem, but that is why I am here. Do you think she likes you back?

I...don't know honestly. I don't see why she would but then again she has been spending a lot of time with me over the past few months. Though that could just be because we are friends.

Maybe the way she spends time with you means she does like you back! No, scratch that, she DOES like you back. Lalondes are pretty reclusive. They have to really like you to let you in their snooty club, obviously.

Do you really think so? [His voice brightens considerably. At least until...] So what...do I do about that?

Yes! Hm... You need to spend all of your money and take her on the best date ever.

Oh I don't... I mean. Hey let's talk about something else? Tell me more about the giant space station...what was it again? Sacrosont? Sascorant? Or your universe! Tell me again about what a pretty girl Dave is, I think I still have a few more laughs in me for that.

No! God, John, look at me. Do you want her to be your girlfriend or not?

I...oh shit. Joan what did you press? [John's face appears on the screen for a second, slightly paler than normal, before the feed clicks off.]


((OOC: Singularity's Joan will be joining me for this post, so you may be tagged by her or John or possibly both! So if you get a tag from [livejournal.com profile] ghostythespian , don't be surprised! ♥))

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[identity profile] memorymodus.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! I love this field trip, especially after...

[ we do not talk about the time when jade tried to be immortal ]

Anyway, you are so awesome! I don't think you need a boyfriend. But if you want one, we can go on a hunt! Coolest boyfriend hunt.

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[identity profile] ghostythespian.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Jade. That's silly. We all know Nicolas Cage would make the coolest boyfriend but he's old and married. [She's p. sure that's not legal.]

Hm, that sounds fun though! Why not!

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[identity profile] memorymodus.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
True.

[ Pause. And then regally: ]

Let's start with the Daves. And then work our way into the trolls, and around here too!

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[identity profile] ghostythespian.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
But I thought all the Daves are your boyfriends.

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[identity profile] memorymodus.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
They are not! I only have one, and he...well, maybe two. But neither of them are my boyfriends!

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[identity profile] ghostythespian.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
They all seem to like you, though. Don't even argue with me, Jade, I know this stuff.

Besides, if I ever date any of them, I'd feel like a lesbian.

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[identity profile] memorymodus.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh--

[ Just lots of blushing!!!!! ]

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[identity profile] ghostythespian.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[why is she blushing about joan thinking she'd be a lesbian -- oh.]

Yes, Jade. You are a... uh, Dave pimp.

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[identity profile] memorymodus.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
I am not!

[ oh my god what if the daves hear ]

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[identity profile] memorymodus.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ PHEW ]

Okay, if you say so!