ghostytrainer | prank #28 video/text; EGGS

[Now that the wong has wound down somewhat, John's starting to come down from his happy high a bit. Not that this really means much since he's pretty happy anyway. Sure he was a little confused to find himself in a room in the Cianwood hotel this morning considering he was in Goldenrod last he remembered. But that's beside the point!]

[The point is, clearly, the small pile of eggs visible on screen behind him, being tended to by a Lopunny in a pink sweater, an Espeon, and an Altaria. John clears his throat. Rose has entrusted him with selling the eggs while she's out taking care of other things and dammit he is not going to screw this up! PROFESSIONALISM IS KEY.]

Good afternoon! My name is John Egbert and as you can see, I have a few eggs here that need homes. I know what you may be thinking: [He puts on a nonsensical voice.] 'but I just got an egg yesterday, John! I really don't need another one!' And that's fine, you are entitled to your own opinon but let me just ask you this. Do you know what's better than one freshly hatched baby pokemon? [A pause and then an excited:] TWO freshly hatched baby pokemon! Or more! Seriously, you can never have too many baby pokemon! Especially when they are something as adorable as an Eevee, Swablu, or Buneary! Which, in my humble opinion is pretty much the most adorable pokemon there is.

Uhm... [He falls silent. Where was he going with this? He kind of got lost in his spiel there.] Oh right! I almost forgot. Egg moves and prices! [He pulls a crumpled piece of paper out of his pocket, unfolding it and reading it. Seems Rose left him a note so that he wouldn't forget...you know. The most important part of selling eggs. Though John seems to take some issue with what's written on the paper, quirking a brow and mumbling to himself for a minute.] Are these really the right prices...? [And then he remembers that this is still filming.]

Oh! Um, I am just going to send this info as a text since it will probably be easier than having me list it off verbally. Why didn't I just do that from the beginning...

[Click! And then a text:]

eevee (p3000)
egg moves: iron tail, sand attack, growl, quick attack, bite, last resort

swablu (p3000)
egg moves: ice beam, agility, dragon rush, safeguard, dragon dance

buneary (p4000)
egg moves: fire punch, thunder punch, rain dance, thunderbolt, iron tail

if you have any questions, do not hesitate to ask! :D

((ooc: Claim post was here but obviously all the slots weren't filled. So what's left will be on a first come, first served basis!))

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[They are! And then they grow up and are still awesome!]

Yes.

Alright! Well what would you like, Tot. I have all the evolved forms of the babies here behind me. [He shifts the camera a bit so that the eggs and pokemommies are visible more clearly.] Or well. The purple one, Espeon, is just one of the forms that Eevee can take. There are a bunch of options with that one.

[She nods at the explanation, she's got a little Eevee right now and a rather nosy Lopunny that comes over to see just what she's doing.]

Can Tot have one of the Swablu eggs?

[Now he feels a little silly for explaining what she already knew. But that is what a salesman does so he is going to push on because he was only doing his job!]

Yes you can! Where are you so I know where to send Liv for the exchange?

[He couldn't be expected to know every Pokemon every trainer has! That would be just amazing though if he did.

There's a little bounce of joy at his agreement. Yay!]

Tot's at the hotel in Goldenrod, but we can use the PokeCenter if that's easier.

Alright! I can run down there real quick and send it that way!

Okay! Thank you so much, Tot will take good care of her new baby.

That's all I ask for! Oh and Liv too, isn't that right girl? [He gives the Altaria a pat on the head as he picks up one of her eggs, causing her to coo happily.] She just wants her babies to be with someone who will love them! [Liv gives a chirp of agreement!]

But anyway, I will call you back once I get to the pokecenter, okay Tot?

That will be fine, Tot will leave now also and wait for you.

[He gives one last smile before hanging up to scurry over to the center. Once there, he gets everything on his end set up on the PC before calling Tot back.]

Ready when you are!

[And when the call comes through, she's ready on her end as well.]

Okay, all set here.

[With the push of button all things should be traded and done!]

[Wheeee magic buttons and digital transportalizing!]

Did it go through alright?

[Isn't technology the best?

And on screen there's a very happy Tot holding a very pretty blue and white egg.]

Oh yes, it's perfect! Thank you so much.

You're welcome!

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