ghostytrainer | prank #30 | video+text; GHOST EGGS

prank #30 | video+text; GHOST EGGS

[It's kind of hard to miss the three very large ghosts, a Dusknoir and both varieties of Jellicent, floating behind John when he turns on the feed today. Though they are hardly the only ghosts in the room. A Froslass floats lazily around the room, occasionally sending a stream of snow at the Dusknoir or the Spiritomb that sits on the floor. Both of the ghosts in question are doing their best to ignore this, though the Dusknoir Seems to be doing a better job of it. On John's shoulder sits a tiny Litwick.]

So if it's been over a year since an ectobiologist actually did something involving ghosts and biology, can he still call himself an ectobiologist? [There is a very slight pause.] No! Of course he can't, duh!

[John pans the camera over to the bed where there is a small pile of eggs wrapped in knitted blankets of varying colors. A Golett sits next to the eggs, eying them curiously. There are probably somewhere around twenty eggs or so, of several different varities:]

So, as you can see, I did something to fix that! [The camera pans back to John.] Now as much as I would like to, I obviously can't keep all these eggs myself. Pretty sure that would max out my PC storage. So I am sell--

[He cuts off as the rock-looking egg with the swirl on the front is shoved in front of the camera. It is followed shortly by the Golett's face. It nods excitedly, looking about as happy as is possible for an animated rock-ghost and points to the egg.]

Giant...

[The Gollet just keeps pointing, spinning the egg around so that it's visible from all angles. Oooo! Aaaaa! you are impressed and you want to buy this egg. But as impressed as you are, the same cannot be said for John who is now trying to push the Golett out of frame with little sucess.]

Giant, come on stop. You aren't helping! Just kind of inturrupting hones-- no Chandel, not you too!

[There's a happy almost squeak-like noise from the Litwick as she flies over to the bed to try and "help" too, john following after her. Though the eggs are much too big for her nubby little arms. It's a shame this part can't actually be seen on film, it's actually quite cute. Before this situation can get any more out of hand, the Dusknoir moves over to the camera, easily moves the Golett out of the way, picks up the camera, and ends the feed. A few moments later, a text is sent out.]

sorry about that.
anyway. eggs, selling them.
i am happy to answer any questions about the parents, eggs, and/or ghost types in general.
here's prices and junk:

[And then there's a list of species, quantity, and egg moves.]

((ooc: Claim post is the aforelinked link. I just didn't feel like posting that list up a second time. There is still a small chunk of unclaimed eggs, so have at 'em if you want 'em.))

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[[John. She loves you.]]

Oh no, what you had planned before is just fine, though if you'd still like to fetch your pinafore I won't complain.

[It's because of the frilly bonnet, isn't it? Chicks dig a guy who's down with wearing a frilly bonnet. Especially if it matches.]

[Though dammit, Rose, why did you switch the subject back around. He thought he had you there.]

Well we will see. Just don't be jealous if I put it on and pull the look off better than you, alright? There's really nothing I can do about that.

[[Because steelbuns are involved, and she's not letting you get off the hook for saying that that easily.]]

I wouldn't dream of it. Now, I'm going to order your lunch and head out, okay? I'll see you soon.

Alright, see you in a bit then. Love you!

[And if Rose has nothing else to say, he'll end the feed there.]

[And then just...sit there and wait. And not change because that was still totally a joke.]

[[Hope you're up for a whole grain, roast beef and cheddar sub John. All your veggies are included. Plus a soda and a box of fruit snacks. She may not say it very much, but she loves you too John. She's just better at showing it.

Fifteen minutes time she's back at their hotel, shopping bags in hand plus the food bag and Guille is getting the door. Telekinisis. Best skill ever.]]

John, would you mind helping me with a few of these bags?

Huh? Oh yeah sure hol--

[Before John can finish his sentence, Giant shoots across the room and stops in front of Rose with his arms outstretched. Let him help let him heeeelllpppp!]

..d... on. Or not.

[Thanks, Giant. :|]

[[Chuckling, she gives him a few bags that don't have anything fragile in it.]] Thank you, Giant. You're so sweet.

[[But hey, that's okay John. This means she can give you your lunch instead of clothes.]] Here you go. I hope that's okay.

[If he actually had a mouth, he'd be beaming right now. Instead his eyes are just kind of glowing brightly and he's hopping up and down because oh boy he gets to help again. Today is a good day. Though...where is he supposed to put these bags?]

[While Giant struggles with that dilemma, John takes the bag and peeks inside. Are those....are those fruit snacks?! And a delicious sammich? Yes]

Hehe, so no Weedle special then? You decided to keep me around a little while longer?

Who said the Weedle isn't in the sandwich?

[[Turning back to Giant, she pats his head and points to the couch. Right there is good!]]

[Giant scurries over to the couch and places the bags down on the cushions. Mission accomplished!!!!]

Oh really? The sandwich, huh? [Good thing he planned to start with the fruit snacks then!]

[[John that's not how you eat lunch. You sandwich always comes first.]]

If made properly, you can add any ingredient into anything.

[Shhh, shhh Rose do you hear that? That's the sound of John not giving a fuck and eating a fruit snack anyway. Okay, more like a handful. Om nom nom delicious!]

Like prepackaged fruit snacks? Is that the implication here?

No, those are safe, I'm sure. It's just the sandwich.

Oh, well as long as these are safe!

[He'll just eat a few more then! Yeah, they're going to be pretty much gone in a matter of moments...]

[[Rolling her eyes, she pushes him gently and goes to set down her bags.]]

That is not how you lunch.

It is when your sandwich is potentially full of Weedle poison! I'm sorry but if I am going to die, I am eating the fruit snacks before I go!

[Because you can't die knowing that you were only moments away from delicious fruit snacks. That would just be the worst.]

That's the only thing you're going to do before dying?

Hmmm....

[Hold on...thinking. Surely there must be something else.]

Well I also need to go get Casey out of the box and give her one final hug before I go.

[[Snort.]]

At least you care about your Pokemon enough to give them a good bye.

Oh yes. Hugs will be given all around. Maybe a few forehead kisses. Even to Lestat. I guess I should probably write out a will so that they are all taken care of as well. I mean, I can't exactly take care of them from the afterlife now can I?

That's right. You can't.

[Wow this got really morbid didn't it?]

Mmm... [He takes out the sandwich and examines it, peeking through the paper wrapping and lifting up the bread to start at the inside.]

Oh!

[He sets the sandwich down on the desk and stands up.]

There is one more thing I would have to be sure to do though.

[[It did, but Rose isn't going to mention it.]]

Is there? And what would that be?

Mmmhmm. [He nods, nonchalantly kind of half sauntering across the room towards Rose.] Just the one thing but it's pretty important! I can't believe I almost forgot it.

Pretty important? Well then it's good you remembered!

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