John Egbert (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ghostytrainer) wrote2013-06-06 05:18 pm
ghostytrainer) wrote2013-06-06 05:18 pm
prぁn◙ $43 | acti♂n FORWARD-DATED TO SATURDAY 6/8
[Hello everyone, what are you up to this fine summer evening? Out training perhaps? Playing with your Pokémon? Sitting down to a delicious dinner? Maybe doing a little shopping before all the stores close?]
[Well whatever you're doing, no matter how much you are minding your own business, you may soon find yourself with a +1.]
[Aren't glitches fun?]
[John has no idea what's going on, one minute he was in the middle of his anniversary dinner with Rose and the next, he's lord only knows where with whoever "you" happen to be. Not that "you" aren't good company, and all! But it's kind of rude to leave your significant other in the middle of a date. But the worst part?]
[It keeps happening.]
[Whatever is doing this isn't content to let him stay in one place for very long. He keeps disappearing and reappearing with a quiet "zap!" every few of minutes, sometimes appearing back at the restaurant and other times appearing someplace else entirely. Dammit, can't a guy just eat in peace? This is terrible.]
[Why on Earth did he box that weird Pokémon he caught last night... better yet, why did he catch it at all?!]
[Well whatever you're doing, no matter how much you are minding your own business, you may soon find yourself with a +1.]
[Aren't glitches fun?]
[John has no idea what's going on, one minute he was in the middle of his anniversary dinner with Rose and the next, he's lord only knows where with whoever "you" happen to be. Not that "you" aren't good company, and all! But it's kind of rude to leave your significant other in the middle of a date. But the worst part?]
[It keeps happening.]
[Whatever is doing this isn't content to let him stay in one place for very long. He keeps disappearing and reappearing with a quiet "zap!" every few of minutes, sometimes appearing back at the restaurant and other times appearing someplace else entirely. Dammit, can't a guy just eat in peace? This is terrible.]
[Why on Earth did he box that weird Pokémon he caught last night... better yet, why did he catch it at all?!]
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[Yeah whatever. He goes back to coding.]
Going pretty good. Got some shit I'm doing to keep my mind off things. You?
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Eh, pretty good. Pretty normal, save for whatever this is that keeps deciding to randomly teleport me all over the place. What are you working on here?
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I'm actually just doing something to see if I can detect them. Or maybe even invoke them...
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[In a nutshell, you know. Zapping everywhere.]
What are you trying to invoke exactly though? I'm guessing you don't want shitty uncontrollable teleporting powers. And if think you do, let me just explain this one thing first to you first: you don't.
[They suck.]
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[WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?]
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[ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, CLEARLY. A+ PLAN, SOLLUX.]
How's that going so far?
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[He sits back -- for the first time in several hours, according to the noises his back just made. Sollux groans and curses.]
...it's fucking exhilarating.
Like the hopbeast warren from that one human story. The deeper you go, the darker and weirder it becomes.
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1/2
[Before John can say anything else there's another ZAP! and the boy is gon just as quickly as he came in another flash of blue-white light.]
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see? told you i wouldn't be around long.
might want to turn on a light though, dude, just a suggestion.
good luck with the hacking!
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