ghostytrainer | prぁn◙￻￻￻ $43 | ￻acti♂n FORWARD-DATED TO SATURDAY 6/8

[Hello everyone, what are you up to this fine summer evening? Out training perhaps? Playing with your Pokémon? Sitting down to a delicious dinner? Maybe doing a little shopping before all the stores close?]

[Well whatever you're doing, no matter how much you are minding your own business, you may soon find yourself with a +1.]

[Aren't glitches fun?]

[John has no idea what's going on, one minute he was in the middle of his anniversary dinner with Rose and the next, he's lord only knows where with whoever "you" happen to be. Not that "you" aren't good company, and all! But it's kind of rude to leave your significant other in the middle of a date. But the worst part?]

[It keeps happening.]

[Whatever is doing this isn't content to let him stay in one place for very long. He keeps disappearing and reappearing with a quiet "zap!" every few of minutes, sometimes appearing back at the restaurant and other times appearing someplace else entirely. Dammit, can't a guy just eat in peace? This is terrible.]

[Why on Earth did he box that weird Pokémon he caught last night... better yet, why did he catch it at all?!]

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_{[Jack gives this some thought before knocking his knuckles on the table once more before sitting back down at the table. There isn't anything he can do. If it happens, it happens, and all he can do is brace himself.]

[Though HE hasn't been catching any weird pokemon. Unlike some people.]}

I hope this has nothing to do with those strange messages left behind by the giants.

[It was a shiny Haunter, okay? One does not just ignore a shiny Haunter. Too bad it was actually a cleverly disguised glitch.]

What the ones from around last Christmas? I dunno, maybe... what were they again? I forgot already.

Yes, I can't recall either.

_{[Jack drums his fingers on the tabletop. Golems of some kind, maybe.]}

Well, since you're here, you're welcome to have some tea before you get back on the inter-dimensional road! Would you like to meet the gang?

I would love to! Though it might be better if I skip on the tea. I seem to be bringing things with me as I go and I would hate to run off with one of your teacups.

[That would be a shame. Plus he's pretty sure his time is running short, knowing his luck he'd take one sip and be gone right after it.]

You've got a point there.

_{[One, who has no such material concerns, quickly excuses himself from the kitchen and soon comes trotting back in with a stuffed tentacruel in his mouth. The houndour plops the ratty thing at the Windwaker's feet.]}

One, he hasn't got time to play. He's on a time and space mission.

[John giggles and leans down, scratching the Houndour behind the ears as he picks up the Tentacruel.]

I remember you. [You nearly made him pee his pants that one time when he was a Thundercat.] I am on a very important mission right now though, this is true. But I think I might have time for... fetch!

[He tosses the toy to the other side of the room, not particularly hard and it really doesn't go too far but hey, he made an attempt.]

_{[One's claws go slipping and sliding over the hardwood floor as he gallops after the toy.]}

It's good to see there are no hard feelings...One! That's quite enough!

_{[The Houndour has returned! He's butting the toy against John's knee but Jack reaches down to grab one of the thing's threadbare legs. He hangs onto it while One puts on a big growly show. He's such a bad fire dog. He is!]}

Do you have your own pokemon with you? In case you wind up somewhere dangerous? I'd hate to be out on Souji Path with all this going on...

Hehe, of course not, it wasn't really his fault. [Dogs don't like cats, after all. This is a fact.]

Ah yeah, I have my Dusknoir and Dunsparce with me. [He pats his pocket.]

Between Elliot and Sassacre, there's no wa--

[ZAP!]

holy crap, i actually ended up back at the restaurant.
granted, at the wrong table, but close enough.

anyway, it was good getting the chance to see you again!
talk to you later, alright?
give one another ear scratch for me since i didn't get to do that before leaving.

prぁn◙￻￻￻ $43 | ￻acti♂n FORWARD-DATED TO SATURDAY 6/8

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