ghostytrainer | prぁn◙￻￻￻ $43 | ￻acti♂n FORWARD-DATED TO SATURDAY 6/8

[Hello everyone, what are you up to this fine summer evening? Out training perhaps? Playing with your Pokémon? Sitting down to a delicious dinner? Maybe doing a little shopping before all the stores close?]

[Well whatever you're doing, no matter how much you are minding your own business, you may soon find yourself with a +1.]

[Aren't glitches fun?]

[John has no idea what's going on, one minute he was in the middle of his anniversary dinner with Rose and the next, he's lord only knows where with whoever "you" happen to be. Not that "you" aren't good company, and all! But it's kind of rude to leave your significant other in the middle of a date. But the worst part?]

[It keeps happening.]

[Whatever is doing this isn't content to let him stay in one place for very long. He keeps disappearing and reappearing with a quiet "zap!" every few of minutes, sometimes appearing back at the restaurant and other times appearing someplace else entirely. Dammit, can't a guy just eat in peace? This is terrible.]

[Why on Earth did he box that weird Pokémon he caught last night... better yet, why did he catch it at all?!]

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i'm in cake hell.
that's really all there is to say on the matter here.

cake.

hell.

(also i didn't get the chance to try and turn the lights on, i am upset.)

haha what
what does cake hell look like do tell john
i dont think thats all that could be said on this matter!!

(ill do it for you
its not like he isnt directly nearby
will report back later on how much he complains
also will tell him its from john)

it looks like a room full of cake.
a dark room lit only by candles.
and full of more cake than one human being should ever even think of consuming.

(excellent.)

what
i mean
that seems a bit odd
is that a normal human practice or

(he called me a backstabber
and then accused me of working with the enemy
which apparently you are now
or the lights are the enemy?
it was very unclear :p
but no melting)

no.
not at all, unless you're this guy or maybe my dad.

(AHAHAHAHAHA lmao. admittedly i am a bit disappointed at the lack of melting but at the same time not.
it would have been simultaneously funny and sad.
did he at least hiss and throw his arms up and if so did you get pics?)

your dad often consumed cake in a dark room lit by candles??
perhaps they are trying to summon some sort of cake deity
?????? :p

(he did not hiss but he did throw his arms up
and i did not get a pic sadly :C )

(i had to put a space between that face and the ) because it looks like :C) otherwise)

well no, not that i know of.
but i wouldn't be surprised if he did was my point.

(sad day.)

haha it's like it has a turned up nose or somethins. :C)
or maybe one of those bullring nose piercings.
or... wait, would that be? (C:

im not sure what to think about that!!

(next time!)

maybe it would be more (C:
:C) reminds me more of gamzees clown nose smilies

it's best not to.
trust me.

(i'm holding you to that. :P)

a clown missing half his nose. :C)
it was taken off in a gruesome circus massacre.
chuckles was the only survivor.
he doesn't like talking about it. :C(

putting it out of my mind

(yes yes its a promise!)

hahahaha
:C( i wouldnt like talking about it either
did the lionbeast get loose
oh wait
i bet it was a tragic mime incident

shhh aradia.
aradia.
we don't talk about the m word in front of chuckles!!!
he'll have to go back into intensive therapy. :C(

how could i have ever been so insensitive!!
it took him long enough to get out the first time :C(
you seem to know chuckles pretty well john
should rose be worried

ahahaha, funny aradia! :P FUNNY!
nah, rose has nothing to worry about.
i actually really kind of hate clowns.
maybe that's why it's kind of fun to talk about chuckles and his terrible misadventures and nose-loss.

[About less than a minute later...]

wow.
that sounded terrible.
we should probably stop talking about this.

hahahaha maybe a little terrible!
should i leave you to your adventures in teleportation
youre still doing that right

unfortunately, yes.
i am still doing that.
it sucks. :(
H́́̉͢͏̯̯E̬͎͓̞͕̙̗̫͒̀͆̅̐̕͡E̡̯̯̾ͩ ͚͔͈͔͖̳̬ͬ̇ͫ̌̑̐ͫ͊͋H̦̝̘͇̰͛̏Ẻ̢͎͎̻͎̐ͮ͑̾̀͞E̮̼̞̹͖ͭͮ̔̕ͅ ̫̙̩̘̻̰̄ͣ́͜H̼̲̜͓̪̜̟͗A̡͍̾̕͡A̢̯̘̟͗ͪ̽ͯ̂̓͒ ̞͎͈͙̬̜͉̈́̌͘͟H̼̄̈́͜Ä̓͆̒̍̀͌͗͌͡҉͇̦̬A̴̮̥̪͋̎͑ͣ̈́̽̈͢

[Ooops, he teleported in the middle of writing...]

[And at his next destination...]

ARADIA, I ALMOST JUST GOT STABBED IN THE FACE. :C
IN MIDAIR.

[ ...What the hell was that, should she be concerned about this key smash or...? ]

WHAT
i mean
what?!
are you okay?????????
i mean youre responding but

yeah i'm fine, yeah. she stopped when she realized who i was, thank god i accidentally snuck up on a friend instead of a stranger.
that was scary, ngl.
doubly scary because i'm IN MIDAIR ON THE BACK OF A SKARMORY?
this is starting to get dangerous now...
i really need to figure out how to make this stop.

um
okay so basically identifying the problem and fixing it IMMEDIATELY seems like a really swell idea right now

yeah i am going to go work on that.
i'll let you know once i get this mess sorted out.
so talk to you again in a bit, hopefully.

good luck, john!
and do stay safe
i dont have access to the abilities that could fix any fatal mistakes right now so

ok so i think i fixed it.
i finally managed to release this haunter i caught and boxed earlier like a dingus and i haven't poofed anywhere since then.
and that was maybe twenty minutes ago.

[Though he did nearly have a heart attack because of Dave's flying tendencies. Holy shit.]

so yeah, just thought i would let you know!
it all worked out ok in the end.
(fingers crossed, at least. if this didn't work then i have no idea what the problem is or how to fix it)

im glad!!
♫

[ ????? yes that is a music note for some reason ]

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