ghostytrainer | prank #45 | video + action for rose (BACKDATED TO THIS MORNING)

action for rose:
[John has seen a lot of strange things in his life, and while what he's looking at this very second hardly takes the cake, it's definitely unexpected. And kind of weird.]

[But before making a Federal Fucking Issue about it, he figures he should probably check the facts.]

...hey sweetheart? You didn't happen to catch an Omanyte at some point, did you?

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[The feed opens up to a view of... a toilet. But it's not the toilet that's interesting, but rather the Omanyte swimming in very tiny circles inside the bowl. Despite the rather confined space, the little thing seems to be happy as a clam~~perl~~, occasionally looking up at the camera and waving its tentacles with a happy sort of gurgle.]

[Eventually John's voice can be heard from behind the camera.]

I felt like this kind of qualifies as a "pics or it didn't happen" moment. Like... okay how often is it that you wake up and find an Omanyte using your toilet as a kiddie pool? Would anybody have believed me if I tried telling them about this later? I think not.

[The Omantye stops circling and blows some bubbles in the water.]

I am kind of thinking the little guy missed the memo about the whole rampaging thing though because the worst he's done so far is splash some water on the floor. And let's face it: that is not even remotely threatening. Even so, I am not sure I want to try and take him out of there...

[He had an... interesting experience with a Kabuto the first night following the seance. Note to self: angry Kabutos make for really shitty hats.]

Though I will admit I am somewhat baffled as to how he got in here in the first place. He's too big to have-- ah. [He seems to have something of a light bulb moment and, just as the Omanyte began to crawl out of the toilet, John turns the camera to himself. He looks somewhat exasperatedly unamused.] Dave, I swear this had better not be your idea of a prank. Because if so, zero out of five stars, this is lame even by your poor sta--AHHHAHAHAHAHA! That tickles, stop!!

[The view jostles wildly as John fumbles the gear, laughing loudly, before it falls to the floor with a clatter and cuts out entirely.]

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[He shakes the carton to listen for just how much milk is left. The sloshing sound signals that if he decides to be a lazy slob he could point out it was the last of the carton ANYWAY. After a second he thinks of the consequences and like a smart man pours it out into a glass.]

Well you never know. He might think 'Baby' is his first name and Jones his second. He might answer you anytime you go 'jones' even if you mean Indy - named after a guy who spends ninety percent of every one of his movies - running from something or someone. I mean name one where he's not had to sprint like a world medalist. I think you can't.

Hey, he didn't have to sprint too much in 'Kingdom of the Crystal Skull', did he? It's been forever since I have seen it, obviously, so I can't honestly say I remember but considering the fact that he was getting on in his years...

[He looks over to the sink and wiggles his fingers in front of Davy Jones, who swims over and starts wiggling his tentacles all over John's fingers in return.]

But, I guess we will see, one way or the other. Maybe I should try keeping him away from Rose until he learns to respond to something that I can actually say without embarrassing myself.

Let's be honest here, it's probably too late. [The Anorith flips in Dave's grasp in seconds and wraps around his wrist. It bites down, earning a surprised hiss as he lets go. Too late, he realizes that it intended on that. It whips around his arm and you guessed it.

Right for the face again.]

OH COME O- HRGH! [He drops the gear with a click again. But you can totally hear him all the way in the bathroom.]

[They were having a conversation? Really? Seems John already forgot because he's too busy laughing at Dave's expense.]

Oh man, forget making waffles. If these keeps up I think I might just pop some popcorn for breakfast and call it a day!

[The gear is filled with the sight of Dave's hand flipping John the bird. He will get you. He will <>get you. Just you wait.]

[Hey come on now! He didn't even do anything, you brought this on yourself.]

Yeah, yeah, I will get right on that. So did he break into your room too or was this more of a "look what followed me home" sort of deal?

No, it was a, 'holy shit, there's a bug in here trying to woo hoo with the toaster'! [He manages to peel the Anorith off his face and shoves his shades up.]

I came in here to make breakfast and there the terrible magic was going down. All it needed was a saxophone so I provided it.

Well hey, look at it this way. At least you don't have to worry about cribs from nowhere showing up in really inconvenient places like blocking your door so you can't ever leave your room or something. [No but seriously, Maxis. Why couldn't you move the crib???]

I don't think toasters and Anoriths are genetically compatible.

No shit. I think an attempt to cram on's dick in the toaster would only end in tears.

What the hell was even with the cribs not being movable. What if you'd prepared a nice little room for the kid to show up in?? So inconvenient. [Dave was the sort to earn himself Evil Rank on Black and White, don't listen to him.]

You should try it and get back to me on that.

[SARCASM.JPG]

Maybe that was their really roundabout way of teaching us little life lessons. That sometimes, babies are really inconvenient and you can't control everything in life. Though since that was really the entire point of the game, they were kind of sending mixed messages.

As if they thought that far ahead. They were just being lazy or laughing at our expense. It was like oh well bro better deal with that. Then you get frustrated, delete the door and windows. You put fireplaces in and burn the whole place down.

And nah, I'll leave popping into weird places to you.

No, see, fireplaces are cool and all but stoves are really the way to go. Especially if they don't know how to cook. They think they are making a delicious dinner, but then suddenly the counter is on fire and everything is awful.

[Yeah that's not morbid or anything there, John.]

We could always cram a banana in the toaster instead.

[He gives John a look of mock concern while carrying the sea bug away from the shiny appliance.]

Should we worry about how we're going to explain your obsession to the hospital? Oh yeah, my best bro kinda tripped and fell right into the toaster....

With his D?

Yes, maam. With his D.

Anyway, you have to admit when they stirred the fire and suddenly oh SHIT was absolutely hilarious too.

My obsession? Now, Dave, let's not forget who brought this up in the first place. But either way, I would be more concerned about actually getting to the hospital.

I mean you can't very well just waltz in there holding a toaster over your D.

But yeah, I will agree with you on that. Fire! Aaaaa what do?!

You're the one that suggested I do it and tell you about it. I thought you hated science.

[He sets the bug down in front of the window and the crooning begins anew. He pauses. Glasses won't be safe either.] You could put a sheet over it. Like they do at hospitals. Just say you had a frontal accident.

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