voice mail

[ghostytrainer]

Oh hey, what's up?

[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]

Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!

[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]

I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!

[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]

Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?

[Beep!]

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[tentacletrainer]

[[What if she pinched his arm?]]

[ghostytrainer]

Ouch!

[He whines, frowning and pulling back a little. And sure enough... the tiniest slivers of blue make their appearance as John starts coming around. Though he's not fully aware of his surroundings just yet.]

[tentacletrainer]

Good morning sleepy head.

[ghostytrainer]

'Mrninggffrrgghh.

[Yeah, that was totally a word there.]

[John lifts a hand to rub an eye, yawning as he continues to work on this whole waking up thing. It's going okay so far, but it still doesn't seem to havve dawned on him just who he's in bed with yet.]

[tentacletrainer]

How are you? [[What if she gave his head a kiss?]]

[ghostytrainer]

T'red...

[Oh hey, that kiss feels nice...]

[tentacletrainer]

[[...okay John. You asked for it.

She chuckles and presses him further in between her breasts. Come on John. This has to wake you up.]]

[ghostytrainer]

M'oomph!!!

[It takes John about a minute to finally realize what in the fresh hell is going on. His eyes snap open and, sure enough, his face is smack in the middle of some a+ boobs. His face promptly turns beet red as John starts attempting to get out of Rose's hold, and more importantly, her funbags.]

[tentacletrainer]

[[She lets go easily enough, giggling something fierce.]]

Good morning!

[ghostytrainer]

[Once free, John sits bolt upright and backs away a little, looking slightly horrified and embarrassed beyond belief.]

Rose!!! You're here you're... when did you get here, I... BWUH???

[tentacletrainer]

I got here this morning, silly. Surprise! How did you sleep?

[ghostytrainer]

[John doesn't even bother to answer her question. Instead, he just throws his arms around her and hugs her tight, burying his face in her shoulder.]

[Okay he's going to need a minute before they get back to talking. He missed you, Rose. In case the bone-crushing hug wasn't enough to give that away.]

[tentacletrainer]

[[That's fine, John. She's so glad to hold onto him, honestly...]]

[ghostytrainer]

I missed you so much...

[Only he kind of left his face pressed in her shoulder so that statement came out neither clearly nor loudly. He might have to repeat himself, depending on how hard Rose was listening.]

[tentacletrainer]

[[She understands well enough, simply squeezing his shoulders a little more.]]

I love you John.

[ghostytrainer]

I love you too, Rose.

[John. John stop talking into her shoulder. That's rude.]

[tentacletrainer]

[[It's okay! She doesn't mind. She just pets his hair a little before pushing him back a little.]]

Come on now, stop hiding.

[ghostytrainer]

I wasn't hiding! [He puffs his cheeks out a little as she coaxes him away from her shoulder.] I was just appreciating the feeling of hugging you to the fullest extent!!!

[tentacletrainer]

Okay, okay. I think you have appreciated me enough, love.

[ghostytrainer]

Impossible! It's been two years and I still haven't appreciated you enough. Frankly I am beginning to wonder if it is even possible to accomplish that. Maybe if I stopped finding new things to appreciate about you all the time...

[tentacletrainer]

Oh please. [[She doesn't argue, merely presses her lips against his so that he can't argue either.]]

[ghostytrainer]

[How did she know he was about to do just that?! Gosh it's like she's psychic or has known him for years or something! Just... wow. floored.]

[Though initially surprised, John isn't too upset by this turn of events. He kisses back eagerly, pulling her in closer and holding her tight once more.]

[tentacletrainer]

[[And she is happy to move against him more, hands running along his shoulders lightly.]]

[ghostytrainer]

[It doesn't take John long to try and deepen the kiss by slipping in a little tongue action. Damn, it's like he hasn't seen her in a week or something I mean what is this even. John being this greedy and overly-eager with a kiss? How often does this happen?]

[tentacletrainer]

[[Rose is happy to oblige him, but not without an amused snort. You're so cute, John. And kind of predictable.

Well, what if she decided to start feeling his chest up through your shirt, hm? What then?]]