ghostytrainer | voice mail

Entry tags:

voice mail

Oh hey, what's up?

[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]

Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!

[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]

I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!

[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]

Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?

[Beep!]

((Please make note of the date and format of your message in the subject when tagging. ♥))

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

ew.
ok, yeah i should have known that i didn't want context.
or elaboration.
message received. not that i really intended on doing anything out of the ordinary with rose's butt, but i hear you loud and clear bro.

good.
its nice to see my message delivering skills are still top notch.
and i didnt even need to bring in dr. smuppet either.

ok then.
so is that all or was there something else you needed?

nope.
im pretty sure thats it.
im gonna go back to watching my whale get pussy now.

alrighty.
you have fun with that.

[

]

Edited 2013-08-02 03:09 (UTC)

oh i will john.
i will.
have you ever seen whale dong?
it is fascinating.

[Except he's never seen Wailord dong because it's stubborn and refuses to fuck his kitties in front of him BUT HEY he's seen regular whale dong so it counts.

Don't ask why.]

[Why?]

goodbye, bro!
we will have to chat again sometime soon.
when we are both less busy.

[He doesn't respond, because he does indeed go watch his whale. But this conversation is not over! Because while he's watching his whale- and inevitably missing the egg laying when he looks away- he is busy sketching a thing for John. It takes hours, but when it is finally done, he uploads it to his gear and texts it to john.]

i couldnt find anything on the internet here so i decided to just draw it for you.

[whaleweenie.jpg]

[He thought he was done with this.]

[Why is this conversation still happening.]

[Why him.]

[What did he ever do to anyone?]

[Why is this picture so detailed, Bro you are wasting your artistic talents.]

[Wait, better question: why the hell did he open that attachment?]

[There's no response from John. He just closes his gear and goes back to messing with his keyboard. LALALA NOT LISTENING. ONLY MUSIC NOW.]

[Wow. WOW RUDE.

You're seriously ignoring him? John, don't you realize he isn't like a normal troll? You ignore him and he grows stronger, not weaker. So, feeling indignant, Bro sets to work on another drawing.

This time? It's a Skitty, with it's mouth open ala a pornstar waiting to get a mouthful.

pussygalwhore.jpg.]

it wants the d.
should i give it the d?

[He's tempted to ignore it again, but if it didn't work the first time...]

[He's really not willing to see how long Bro is willing and able to keep this up before he gets bored and stops.]

[So John reads the text, looks at the image (against his better judgement) and attempts to top it.]

of course.

Attatchment: whodoesntlovethed....png

[Awwwww yeeeeaaaaaaaaaa.]

[Oh. Oh what a good one, John. He's impressed.

But the games aren't over yet.

He's going to mimic John's drawing pretty closely, but with a few obvious differences. Skitty eating a pizza covered in gooey white stuff.

In the top corner of the picture is a drippy, limp whale dick.]

you forgot the special sauce.

oh, right. my bad.

[He doesn't mimic the drawing so much has he takes it, opens it up in paint, and draws directly over Bro's addition. The penis is now a bucket labeled "alfredo sauce".]

i can't believe i forgot that.

alfredo sauce.

[Right. Forget whales.

When the drawing comes back, there is a chef (who looks suspiciously like Gordon Ramsay) standing next to the bucket with his dick out. Alfredo sauce is now in quotations.]

"alfredo sauce".
yep.

[It's about ten minutes before a response finally comes from John.]

ok, yeah. i got nothing.
you played the gordon ramsay/rapmardos card, that is pretty much unbeatable.

though i swear if the next episode of houndoom's kitchen involves alfredo...

Edited 2013-08-02 05:11 (UTC)

[John. John please, stop making it easy for him to troll you.]

thats because ramsay is fucking unbeatable man.
but wouldnt that be some damn fine irony?
guess well have to wait and see.
have a good dinner john.

[Yeah he is definitely going to try contacting the TV station to request a special episode on alfredo. Fight him.]

Edited 2013-08-02 05:14 (UTC)

well that doesn't sound ominous at all!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

voice mail

Text;

Text;

Text;

Text;

Text;

Text;

Text;

Text;

Text;

Text;

Text;

Text;

Text;

Text;

Text;

Text;

Text;