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Oh hey, what's up?

[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]

Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!

[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]

I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!

[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]

Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?

[Beep!]

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theres underage prostitutes in japan
it has to be from japan
no country was weird before it all got bombed to shit by meteors
why
we dont know but they pick up chicks based on their types
and apparently emote like rose

[John spends a good two minutes just staring at this message with a perplexed look on his face. Between Bro's random text last month about anal and now this, John is beginning to wonder if maybe he should look into getting a new number, unlisted to Striders.]

[Except no, he could never do that to his best bro. This isn't even bad just... really, really random.]

ok?
what brought this on?
i'm just really not sure what to make of this or...
ok i'm really not sure what this as at all.
dave, what does this have to do with anything? help me out here, i need more context than this.

Edited 2013-08-17 20:33 (UTC)

are you not paying attention to the network chatter over the survey??
wow dude
way to keep up
anyway uh one kid i think kid i might be wrong and be talking to another dubious adult
said they do this club of dudes for parties for girls
and they have
types
as in they are types not the girls
but they cant start it back up without their leader
they showed emotes

not right this second, no!
you're the one running the survey, not me! i'm not going to check it religiously, especially since i assume i can't see all the responses.
but if it will make you happy i will go look now! hold on.

oh.
that's honey, and yeah he's a kid.
or well... he's 19.
(if you ever see him though, he really doesn't LOOK it. like if you thought i didn't look my age before puberty finally hit, i have nothing on this guy.)

but he never told me about all that host stuff.
that's uh...

interesting?

its weird??
why does it need to types
seems like a dating service if its not drop your pants for cash
wait what fuck
hes 19??
but he talks way younger

that's what he said! his birthday was in february.
swear to god he looks like he's about 12 though.
i'm thinking it's a case of not eating his veggies when he was a kid.
too much cake.
i know what you mean, though. but he doesn't always talk like that either.
it's actually kind of jarring when he doesn't.

but i am inclined to say that whatever this host club thing is, their pants stay on.
he just seems like too sweet a guy to be involved in something like that?

Edited 2013-08-19 22:58 (UTC)

youd know all about why too much cake makes a guy short
wouldnt you

ok
that makes it slightly less weird but still weird
now it just seems like speed dating

Edited 2013-08-21 01:05 (UTC)

hahahaha funny!!!
no but he actually enjoys it. like i think he would have been absolutely ecstatic to have grown up in my house.
i am really not sure where he puts it all though.
i think his stomach might be a black hole to the cake dimension?

yeah, that's kind of the impression i'm getting from reading this.
or like... a real life dating sim type deal?
because it sounds like it's the same guys all the time.

its creepy
its so i dunno contrived??

well yeah, it's a club of course it is.
though i doubt real romance is really what they're aiming for here.
i dunno. maybe it's just something that's better understood if you see it in action?

sort of like our whole deal
probably
dunno seems weird to me
like why would they even need that sort of service
you know

only with less dying and self-fulfilling loops, i would hope.
well... ok. yeah. it's weird.
but try looking at it this way.

it's obviously a club that caters to teenage girls, right?
like average, normal, high school teenage girls.
with hormones and junk, which make them have the dokis for good looking teenage boys.
i guess for some people, just having that sort of attention is good enough?
kind of like a placebo effect for a real relationship or something.

[Speaking of dokis, let's be glad that Rose can't see him slinging around all this psychobabble.]

ok i see your point
seeing as youre the relationship guru

anyway
im only a few dragons away from having all types of them
the ones known anyway

oh yes that is me.
master of all things doki and lovey dovey.
the romeister is in, i will solve all your relationship problems for the low, low price of 5p per minute.

excellent.
which ones are you still missing?

yeah im not touching any of that

the blind one and the soley dragon one

good because it was all pretty much a lie.
i can offer advice but that's pretty much it.
quality of advice to be determined by the asker.

soley?

you better not play the theme from love boat while you give this advice
i will have to punch you on principal

only one type
doesnt evolve either

for you, i will refrain.
or maybe i won't.
maybe i'll play it extra loud, just for you. :P

ah, gotcha.

just going to leave it a mystery
i can respect that
but if you play it loud i will find the whinest country music and remix that shit until its terribad and blare it

would you though.
would your really be able to bring yourself to do that?
search your feelings, dave, you know there's a line that even you won't cross when it comes to music.

john egbert
is that a challenge
i think i heard the glove making some sweet impact with skin here
is this what youre doing
throwing down the gauntlet that you just smacked me with
well go the distance and youll be left in a wrecked weeping heap

dave strider
that was the exact opposite of a challenge.
should you choose to take it as one, i cannot be held responsible for what happens to everything you cherish in this world.
no jury will convict me.

Edited 2013-09-30 23:55 (UTC)

you can advert this crisis
rocks wont fall
no one will get hurt if you just leave your grubby paws off the love boat theme

oh yeah.
that's what started this wasn't it.
haha, dude that was a joke, come on now.
i think we both know that there's no way i would opt to play the love boat theme over how do i live.
crisis averted by virtue of it never actually being a crisis.

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