voice mail

[ghostytrainer]

Oh hey, what's up?

[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]

Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!

[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]

I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!

[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]

Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?

[Beep!]

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Comments

action; october 18th

[ghostytrainer]

Yes, exactly. Alright now once you have it all emptied out, you take your knife again and... [He spins his pumpkin around so that Aradia can see his beautiful drawing of Dave again, sticking the blade of the knife in one of the lines of his shades.]

You just cut out along your lines. It'll cut holes out of the front so the light can shine through once we stick the candle in.

action; october 18th

[timelymaid]

Well, now you're stabbing Dave. Was that your goal?

[ But yes okay, carving out the picture of rammom. ]

action; october 18th

[ghostytrainer]

Of course not! [He looks slightly offended.] I would never take pleasure from stabbing someone, even if it's just their visage on a fat orange vegetable.

[COME ON, ARADIA. THINK ABOUT WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO HERE...]

action; october 18th

[timelymaid]

[ IS SHE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE JOKES. ]

So you say, at least...but I'm not so sure!! Maybe it's an act.

[ well too bad she's going to make them anyway ]

action; october 18th

[ghostytrainer]

[Of course she's allowed to make jokes. Stabbing is just a sensitive topic, okay. At least know he gets that it was a joke though.]

[He grins mischievously, wiggling his eyebrows.]

Are you really sure you want to know the answer to that, Aradia. YOu know what they say about curiosity and cats...

[And he does...kind of have a knife in his hand right now.]

action; october 18th

[timelymaid]

[ At least her jokes are probably slightly less uncomfortable than some of the ones the other trolls might make.

Kind of.

At least a few of them are worse than her, okay. ]

I think I still have a few lives to spare for curiosity.

[ If she's the cat in this scenario, at least. ]

I'm down to, what...? Seven? Six?

action; october 18th

[ghostytrainer]

[This is true...]

[At least she's not Meenah. Or Vriska. Or Damara...]

Something like that, probably, yeah. Because I assume we don't count doomed deaths in our totals.

action; october 18th

[timelymaid]

If we counted doomed deaths I would have broken the nine lives limit a few thousand doomed timelines ago.

[ TO TINY LITTLE PIECES.

And let's not get started on the Dave Abuse of that limit, man. ]