ghostytrainer | voice mail

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voice mail

Oh hey, what's up?

[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]

Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!

[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]

I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!

[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]

Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?

[Beep!]

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/shrug
who really knows. i mean yeah, there's info in books and shit but i wouldn't be surprised if there are more out there that nobody knows anything about yet.
you know, considering they're legendaries and notoriously people shy.

you think they really created this world
every one of them seems to be called a world creator but which legend is right
if any one of them
it seems like an ancient way to explain a huge force of nature they couldnt stop
if it was something they couldnt possibly measure themselves against than it must be a god
or something like that

i don't see why not.
maybe it was a collaborative effort.
either way though, that's basically the same logic any civilization uses.
ah, a strange light coming from the sky when it rains! must be a dude in a beard hurling shit at the ground from above the clouds.
or a saber toothed tiger, why not?
the only difference is we KNOW raikou is real. jury's still out on zeus though.

what brought this up all of a sudden though?

what you cant spot an obvious topic switch
wow youre slow
idk about zeus but i welcome our pokemon overlords minus those rock dudes that tried to wreck everything
they can go somewhere else

well know i got that it was a topic switch! i just wasn't sure if there was a reason for it or not!!
yeah, i am all for the rock guys never coming back ever.

they were like those college frat guys that bang around at night and keep you awake if youre on the lower floors of an apartment complex
drunk as shit and yelling so loud even the top floor hears it and goes what
about as much of a mess and not even a yeah well help fix that
hell no class comes first hahaha
ugh

...didn't you live on the top floor of your complex?

[MissingThePoint.jpg]

is that all you got from that

no, i also got that you apparently went to college at some point, too!
why didn't you ever tell me this dave?
everything i know is a lie.
you're not really 17 are you?

why would you do this to me, dave.
i thought we were friends.

Edited 2014-02-28 06:24 (UTC)

theres right john im over a thousand years old and have my own oxygen tank
this body is a fake
you lived with a robot

getting back to the point
actually i forgot my point
so
bottom line they can stay way over there in their own party

i can no longer trust anything you say to me.
how has jade not taken your robo body apart yet?

yeah that would be rad.

how do you know she hasnt
i could be a laptop right now

anything that big can hang out somewhere else

oh sweet she made you portable. :P
and also easier to turn off. i'll have to thank her for this, laptop dave is a vast improvement upon robot dave.

you flip me off ill just turn on
again
and
again
going and going and going

you can't turn of if i close you!!
laptops don't work like that, buttmunch!

[At one point this was a serious conversation. What the fuck happened.]

this one does
youll never escape
im always on

/casually dropkicks you off a cliff.
i'm sorry, dave.
but if that is true, then you are a threat and you must be stopped before the robot uprising has a chance to happen.

its too late
were already here
too slow johnny boy

Edited 2014-03-13 07:42 (UTC)

dammit.
well, we had a good run, humanity. it's been sweet.

just lay back and this wont hurt a bit

oh be gentle, robot-formerly-known-as-dave.
this is my first time being taken over by a device meant to make my life easier.

dont know what you heard but this will make you see everything differently
anyway yeah i wanted to touch base see how you two were doing

yeah, we're doing fine. everything's great.

[And just like that, the conversation is normal again. What the hell.]

i'm going to have to let you go now though, ok? rose is giving me one of her looks.
a Lalook as it were.
so i'll talk to you later, dude. take care.

i really hope youre not going to explain the look
id rather not know
ill talk to you later

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