ghostytrainer | voice mail

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voice mail

Oh hey, what's up?

[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]

Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!

[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]

I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!

[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]

Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?

[Beep!]

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fucking rabies
rabies
i am not asking you for a fucking birds and bees talk egbert
i am asking you about communicable diseases in pokemon
and whether or not i might start foaming at the fucking mouth here in a minute
or if i should just tourniquet my leg and wait for them to get bored

at least i have the high ground
they get halfway up the tree and im kicking them in the fucking face
this is like mortal fucking kombat up in here
motherfucker scales this shit like king kong on a skyscraper
only when the poor little dude gets up here im ready with a combo
down down y and hes fucking gone
its like im johnny cage taking on an endless rush of scorpions
only im not a douchebag

[Guess who had no idea where his 'gear was for the past...oh, two hours or so?]

Edited 2011-10-01 19:50 (UTC)

nope

[ Guess who's had no idea where he is for the past half-hour? ]

pretty sure youre about as qualified to answer that as i am
all i know is that when im through here
my name will be written in jigglypuff lore for centuries to come
round pink moon-eyed grandmothers will be recounting the haunting fucking tales of the day one of their own made the grave mistake of fucking with a strider
and they all paid the price

whatever i need to

and the day i need you to come find me
i ask you as a friend to please curbstomp me into oblivion

if itll make you feel better babe
ill just be out here bursting some big pink bubbles until i get my pokemon back

stop the first bouncing ball of pink douchebaggery you see and ask it
the last time i saw my balls was right before one of those fuckers sang me to sleep

shut up
im not even clarifying that
you know what the fuck i meant

i think you dont get told youre a dick enough
or maybe you got hugged too much as a child

not as fucked as i am bro
how many goddamn jigglypuffs can there possiblllooo;

[...oh shit.]

i fucking lychgate jigglypuffs

hate
i
fucking
hate
jigglypuffs

what the actual unparalleled fuck is a lychgate????

thanks babe
that means a lot to me
also i think i found route 34 again
so thats a thing

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strideways - 2011-10-02 02:26 (UTC) - Expand

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