John Egbert (
ghostytrainer) wrote2011-01-16 12:07 pm
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voice mail
Oh hey, what's up?
[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]
Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!
[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]
I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!
[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]
Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?
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[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]
Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!
[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]
I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!
[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]
Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?
[Beep!]
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4:49pm
rabies
i am not asking you for a fucking birds and bees talk egbert
i am asking you about communicable diseases in pokemon
and whether or not i might start foaming at the fucking mouth here in a minute
or if i should just tourniquet my leg and wait for them to get bored
4:51pm
they get halfway up the tree and im kicking them in the fucking face
this is like mortal fucking kombat up in here
motherfucker scales this shit like king kong on a skyscraper
only when the poor little dude gets up here im ready with a combo
down down y and hes fucking gone
its like im johnny cage taking on an endless rush of scorpions
only im not a douchebag
5:33pm
[Guess who had no idea where his 'gear was for the past...oh, two hours or so?]
5:36pm
[ Guess who's had no idea where he is for the past half-hour? ]
5:37pm
5:39pm
all i know is that when im through here
my name will be written in jigglypuff lore for centuries to come
round pink moon-eyed grandmothers will be recounting the haunting fucking tales of the day one of their own made the grave mistake of fucking with a strider
and they all paid the price
5:41pm
5:45pm
and the day i need you to come find me
i ask you as a friend to please curbstomp me into oblivion
5:46pm
5:52pm
ill just be out here bursting some big pink bubbles until i get my pokemon back
5:54pm
5:56pm
the last time i saw my balls was right before one of those fuckers sang me to sleep
5:57pm
im not even clarifying that
you know what the fuck i meant
6:03pm
6:07pm
or maybe you got hugged too much as a child
6:09pm
6:12pm
how many goddamn jigglypuffs can there possiblllooo;
6:13pm
6:37pm
6:38pm
i
fucking
hate
jigglypuffs
6:39pm
6:41pm
6:42pm
6:44pm
that means a lot to me
also i think i found route 34 again
so thats a thing
6:47pm
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