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John Egbert ([personal profile] ghostytrainer) wrote2011-01-16 01:20 pm

prank #1 | text

i have no idea how to work this thing, so i really hope this is a memo or something.
because i could use some help right now.

i'm john, and i really don't know what's going on.
i was waiting on some delicious lasagna and trying to help my friend jade enter the medium, and then suddenly i was here.
so confusing.

i was told this is the world of pokémon, but this looks nothing like the game i remember playing!!!!!!!!
and i don't remember this pokémon being in the game either.
i thought you got to pick your starter and i don't remember this little guy being one of the options.
i didn't even get a choice either, it was just kind of...here.
it keeps saying "dunsparce" over and over again. what does that even mean?

under normal circumstances, this would be fun and i think i'd enjoy it here...
but i was in the middle of something kind of important back home.
life-or-death situation kind of important.
so i really need to get back so i can help my paradox sister.
i kind of already killed her once in an alternate timeline and i don't want to do that again.


((OOC: for those unfamiliar with the Homestuck series, John does not use capitalization when he types. Though I'm sure a lot of you are used to the typing quirks and colorful courier text by now.))