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ghostytrainer) wrote2014-05-31 02:45 pm
ghostytrainer) wrote2014-05-31 02:45 pm
prank #53 | video/action for azalea (FOURTH WALL EVENT)
You got a good shot on it, Tron? Like you can see the whole thing, right? [There's absolutely no chance that "it" isn't the giant crystal spire growing out of the ground behind John. Or one of them, anyway, Azalea's from the looks of things.]
[As for John himself, he's dressed a little differently than normal and floating high enough in the air to be on level with the top of the tower several yards behind him. Just by looking at the overly large hammer in his hand, it's probably easy enough to guess what he's about to try and do here. At an affirmative sounding buzzing from the camera itself, John flashes a thumbs up and a goofy smile.]
Alrighty then let's do this then! Let's see if I can be a one hit wonder!!
[Laughing, he turns around and zooms closer to his target, pulling his hammer back until he's right in front of the crystal. He swings with perhaps surprising ferocity and with a loud 8ANG! the crystal starts to crack. But wait, that's not all. the force of the impact sets the dice in the back of the hammer spinning and a roulette momentarily appears in midair, spinning wildly. Of course a hammer that ridiculous looking was going to have some kind of gimmick to it. Of course.]
[>16 Sugar High]
[We're not left wondering what that roll could mean for long, luckily. As the crystal continues to crack and shatter from the impact, a strange, sugary transformation takes place. It...it sure is raining rock candy crystal in Azalea now. That's definitely a thing that just happened.]
Hehehe!!! So how was that?! [He turns back to the camera, hefting his hammer over his shoulders.] Pretty sweet, huh?
[John, you and Tron are probably the only two laughing at that...]
[As for John himself, he's dressed a little differently than normal and floating high enough in the air to be on level with the top of the tower several yards behind him. Just by looking at the overly large hammer in his hand, it's probably easy enough to guess what he's about to try and do here. At an affirmative sounding buzzing from the camera itself, John flashes a thumbs up and a goofy smile.]
Alrighty then let's do this then! Let's see if I can be a one hit wonder!!
[Laughing, he turns around and zooms closer to his target, pulling his hammer back until he's right in front of the crystal. He swings with perhaps surprising ferocity and with a loud 8ANG! the crystal starts to crack. But wait, that's not all. the force of the impact sets the dice in the back of the hammer spinning and a roulette momentarily appears in midair, spinning wildly. Of course a hammer that ridiculous looking was going to have some kind of gimmick to it. Of course.]
[>16 Sugar High]
[We're not left wondering what that roll could mean for long, luckily. As the crystal continues to crack and shatter from the impact, a strange, sugary transformation takes place. It...it sure is raining rock candy crystal in Azalea now. That's definitely a thing that just happened.]
Hehehe!!! So how was that?! [He turns back to the camera, hefting his hammer over his shoulders.] Pretty sweet, huh?
[John, you and Tron are probably the only two laughing at that...]
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[...even though he's been homeschooled all his life. He still totally wants to get sent back to that carpet. He needs to experience it.]
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[Back with Kirikou, he's fidgeting and huffing in his seat, making ridiculous faces as he tries to think of something. It's honestly the look of someone who knows he's not quick witted enough to get it, but dammit, he refuses to admit defeat.]
[After some minutes, however, he suddenly bolts up and nearly falls out of his chair.]
Sugar crash!
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[He just looks more and more amused the longer Kirikou thinks about it. He's onto you, boy. You do not follow the path of the comedian do you? Pranks run not through your blood, nor do jokes perform lively jigs on your tongue..]
P-pffttt, sugar crash? What am I, some kinda cartoon super hero with cheesy attack names? [He giggles, but at least it's good naturedly so. He's not laughing at you Kirikou. It's okay. Not everyone is cut out for the merry life of the jokester.] You're not very good at wordplay, are you?
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Hey, I thought it was pretty good. [He flops backwards again. He came up with something, so at least there's that? A small victory, but he'll take it.] Okay, fine, I suck at it. I'm better with fighting and raising kids.