John Egbert
31 May 2014 @ 02:45 pm
prank #53 | video/action for azalea (FOURTH WALL EVENT)  
You got a good shot on it, Tron? Like you can see the whole thing, right? [There's absolutely no chance that "it" isn't the giant crystal spire growing out of the ground behind John. Or one of them, anyway, Azalea's from the looks of things.]

[As for John himself, he's dressed a little differently than normal and floating high enough in the air to be on level with the top of the tower several yards behind him. Just by looking at the overly large hammer in his hand, it's probably easy enough to guess what he's about to try and do here. At an affirmative sounding buzzing from the camera itself, John flashes a thumbs up and a goofy smile.]


Alrighty then let's do this then! Let's see if I can be a one hit wonder!!

[Laughing, he turns around and zooms closer to his target, pulling his hammer back until he's right in front of the crystal. He swings with perhaps surprising ferocity and with a loud 8ANG! the crystal starts to crack. But wait, that's not all. the force of the impact sets the dice in the back of the hammer spinning and a roulette momentarily appears in midair, spinning wildly. Of course a hammer that ridiculous looking was going to have some kind of gimmick to it. Of course.]

[
>16 Sugar High]

[We're not left wondering what that roll could mean for long, luckily. As the crystal continues to crack and shatter from the impact, a strange, sugary transformation takes place. It...it sure is raining rock candy crystal in Azalea now. That's definitely a thing that just happened.]


Hehehe!!! So how was that?! [He turns back to the camera, hefting his hammer over his shoulders.] Pretty sweet, huh?

[John, you and Tron are probably the only two laughing at that...]
 
 
Current Location: azalea town
 
 
John Egbert
04 April 2011 @ 03:50 pm
prank #13 | video / action for route 32  
[Perhaps you recognize this Buneary. Perhaps you don't. Regardless, she is on your screen today. No, she's not coloring this time...she's battling. At least, the fact that she's facing up against one of those swarming blue bugs seems to indicate that she is in a battle. But really, she doesn't look too bothered by it. She looks pretty happy right now actually, but then again when is she not happy?]

Okay Casey, finish it with pound. You can do it!

Eary!!!

[She scampers over to the Surskit, quickly closing the distance between them and...kinda...flops on it, beaming happily.]

Bun! Bun!

Ngghhkk...so cute!

[Yes, John, it's downright adorable. And surprisingly, the flop attack was actually enough to finish it off.]


Good job, girl I knew you coul-- [His voice tapers off as Casey starts to glow with that all-too-familiar evolutionary light. Yup, two months of constant spoiling babying singing to dancing with brushing their fur every night love will do that to a Buneary, but hell if John knows about happiness evolutions. Nope.]

No. Way. Really? At level twelve? There's no--OH MY GOD...........CASEY HIT PUBERTY.

[Guess who's never seen a Lopunny before, guys? It's a shame those of you watching the feed can't see his face right now, it's a pretty humorous combination of disbelief and shock with a dash of abject horror mixed in there. Casey doesn't seem to notice though, as she is far more interested in examining all the changes that have occured to her body thanks to her evolution. Satisfied with what she sees, she closes her eyes and starts bouncing up and down excitedly, clapping her paws together and grinning as best as a Lopunny can. Can you see all those hearts and sparkles? Because I can. Suddenly, Casey is a shoujo-anime heroine.]

Pun!! Puuunn!!!

[Yeah, this is pretty much like one of the best things that's ever happened to her. She suddenly stops bouncing and opens her eyes, looking straight at the camera, a delighted and excited look on her face. Well actually, she's more interested in the boy holding the camera, but psshh, semantics.]

Lo!

[And with that, she dashes forward, arms flung out. HUG INCOMING, JOHN...BRACE YOURSELF.............]

Ack! Casey, no, wait! CASEEEYYYY!

[Yeah no. Predictably, John fails to brace himself. The pokégear goes flying as Casey gives her daddy the biggest, bestest tackle-hug in the universe! She is just so excited to finally have arms suitable for doing such things! Before she could only manage to hug ankles and the sides of people's faces, so this is a dream come true for her. Finally, she can properly show everyone her affection. Anyway, have a lovely view of the sky, Johto, until the pokégear hits the ground and the feed cuts out to static.]
 
 
Current Location: route 32
Current Mood: shocked/stunned/horrified
 
 
John Egbert
01 April 2011 @ 09:54 pm
prank #12 | video  
[The lovely Violet City hotel carpet is the only thing that can be seen when John's pokegear flicks on today. Isn't that just a lovely pattern? Yeah, that sure is some nice carpet, let's all behold its glory for a moment..........yeah no, moving along.]

John, do you think you could possibly fetch something for me? It seems I managed to cut myself and require a bandage now.

Oh no! Are you okay?!

I will be fine, don't worry. I simply need a band-aid. Possibly disinfectant as well.

Ahhh! Okay, I can do that! Hold on!

[Finally, the camera moves! Goodbye carpet, hello John! Well, the back of John anyway as he is currently moving across the room towards the bathroom so that he might retrieve a band-aid for his friend. Apparently, Rose is in possession of his pokegear and for some odd reason felt the need to film this. Hmm...I wonder why?]

[As John pulls open the door, a bucket falls from the top of it and lands upside-down on his head. As if that wasn't bad enough, the bucket was apparently filled with water. Keyword there being was as the water is now all over John and the floor instead.]

[John is silent for a moment, still facing away from the camera with the bucket on top of his head at a jaunty angle.]


Rose...

Yes, John?

...you didn't really cut yourself, did you?

Oh no, John. I did. It's a papercut, so really it likely doesn't need a band-aid. But I did.

[John is silent once again, but then his shoulders begin shaking with silent giggles. After a moment, the giggles turn into full out laughter as he turns around, soaking wet but grinning from ear to ear.]

Haha! You got me, good one Rose! I really-- [His words taper off as he catches sight of the gear in Rose's hand. Is the recording light on? ...Oh god, it is.]

Rose! Was that on the whole time?! Why would you eve-- [There is a slight whine to his voice as he crosses the room and shuts the feed off, cutting off his own sentence.]

((ooc: For those not involved in the other pranks/those who were involved but never figured it out, John and Rose have switched 'gears for the day. That being said, Rose will likely be the first to respond to you. She might be convinced to hand the 'gear over to John though if you ask. Or he might just inject his unsolicited two cents as usual.))
 
 
Current Mood: kinda embarassed