prank #3 | video

[ghostytrainer]

[When the video feed clicks on, it is to a scene of John in his hotel room haphazardly throwing stuff into his bag. Clearly, he's not the one operating the pokégear. since he only has one pokémon with actual appendages, it's pretty obvious that Tripp the Pidgey is the cameraman at the moment.]

Okay...Vriska, Aradia, Gamzee, Eridan I don't feel like trying to track all four of you down so hopefully you'll all see this. Rose just made it to Cherrygrove so we're ready to go if you four--

[A semi-loud crack from a source somewhere off screen stops him mid sentence. He looks over his shoulder towards something that can't be seen from the current camera angle.]

Oh, no way.

[He drops his bag to the floor and walks off screen. It takes Tripp a minute to adjust the camera so that John's visible again, but once he manages it, it becomes obvious what distracted him: his buneary egg is hatching. It takes a few moments for the tiny creature to fully extricate itself from its egg, but when it does...]

OH MY GODDDDDDD!!!

[John picked up the small pokémon and proceeds to flip the fuck out. He is basically dancing around that room make strange unintelligible shrieking noises of joy. His Buneary doesn't seem to mind and is actually making happy little squeaky noises as well. There's no way half the inn isn't hearing this shit.]

[The video feed cuts off.]

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[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

[Karkat tries to say something. He really does. His mouth opens, goes to form the start of words and everything, but in the end all that come out are half-noises and frustrated growls. By the end he looks like he wants to strangle something.]

[VIDEO]

[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[After about five minutes he decides to check his pokégear and oh, what's this? Why, it's his good buddy Karkat and boy does he look upset! Whatever could his problem be?]

Hi Karkat! What's wrong, man?

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

You. You're wrong. EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS WRONG. You stupid, cheery little fuck!

What the--fucking god damn bunny--fuck. I hate you.

This is stupid!

[VIDEO]

[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[He's covering Casey's ears now. And glaring at you Karkat, albiet not very intimidatingly.]

I know that cussing is kind of like breathing to you...but I'd appreciate it if you didn't talk like that in front of Casey. She's a baby after all.

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

[CLATTERCLACK]

[Suddenly the Pokégear shows a detailed view of the dust on the floor.]

[Footsteps stomp over, then Karkat picks up the 'gear. It shows a brief flash of scowl before -]

I am not even talking to you right now.

[- it clicks off.]

[VIDEO]

[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[Calls back!]

Wait Karkat! You forgot to say bye! See you soon buddy!

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

[He. Called back? Karkat looks like he could murder something if he stared at it long enough. He's silent a second or two. His eyebrow twitches. Then-]

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT!

[Click!]