prank #3 | video

[ghostytrainer]

[When the video feed clicks on, it is to a scene of John in his hotel room haphazardly throwing stuff into his bag. Clearly, he's not the one operating the pokégear. since he only has one pokémon with actual appendages, it's pretty obvious that Tripp the Pidgey is the cameraman at the moment.]

Okay...Vriska, Aradia, Gamzee, Eridan I don't feel like trying to track all four of you down so hopefully you'll all see this. Rose just made it to Cherrygrove so we're ready to go if you four--

[A semi-loud crack from a source somewhere off screen stops him mid sentence. He looks over his shoulder towards something that can't be seen from the current camera angle.]

Oh, no way.

[He drops his bag to the floor and walks off screen. It takes Tripp a minute to adjust the camera so that John's visible again, but once he manages it, it becomes obvious what distracted him: his buneary egg is hatching. It takes a few moments for the tiny creature to fully extricate itself from its egg, but when it does...]

OH MY GODDDDDDD!!!

[John picked up the small pokémon and proceeds to flip the fuck out. He is basically dancing around that room make strange unintelligible shrieking noises of joy. His Buneary doesn't seem to mind and is actually making happy little squeaky noises as well. There's no way half the inn isn't hearing this shit.]

[The video feed cuts off.]

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[usedtherapy.livejournal.com]

[[She was going to say something, but then the egg started happening and John seemed to stop listening.

She watched intently, waiting for it to hatch so that they could converse, but then...]]

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[usedtherapy.livejournal.com]

[[Why had she agreed to wait outside and let him handle this? Clearly nothing was going to get done here.]]

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[Why Miss Lalonde, it seems as though you have made a glaring mistake in judgement. Clearly you never should have trusted John with this much responsibility. He just can't handle it.]

[VIdeo]

[bemykismesis.livejournal.com]

W-what...


W-what the fuck w-was that?


[Is this....Is this supposed to be the leader of the group? WHEN DID THAT HAPEN?]

[Video]

[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[Yes Eridan, this is the one who lead the humans in their session. Do you see what their first big mistake was?]

[You're going to have to speak up though, he can't hear you over the sound of his own joy.]

[Video + Action]

[bemykismesis.livejournal.com]

[He absolutely despises being ignored and since he was already in the hotel lobby, have him marching up to your room and kicking the door in.]

W-what.

The.

Fuck.

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[soulcool.livejournal.com]

[At first Soul was like]

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[soulcool.livejournal.com]

[But then, he lol'd. :)]

Looks like you like your new teammate, huh?

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[It takes him a few minutes to respond to you, Soul, but eventually he picks the pokégear up. You'll have to forgive him, he is beyond excited right now.]

Hey Soul! Yeah, I guess you could say that. I mean look at her!

[He holds her up right in front of the camera. Look how cute that face is Soul, just look.]

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

[Karkat tries to say something. He really does. His mouth opens, goes to form the start of words and everything, but in the end all that come out are half-noises and frustrated growls. By the end he looks like he wants to strangle something.]

[VIDEO]

[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[After about five minutes he decides to check his pokégear and oh, what's this? Why, it's his good buddy Karkat and boy does he look upset! Whatever could his problem be?]

Hi Karkat! What's wrong, man?

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[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

You. You're wrong. EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS WRONG. You stupid, cheery little fuck!

What the--fucking god damn bunny--fuck. I hate you.

This is stupid!

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[shocksandawes.livejournal.com]

[damn right half the inn is hearing it. Larxene is not amused.]

What a stupid Pokémon.

[video] You love it, don't even try and act like you're not impressed :P

[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[Wow, what a way to greet someone Larxene. Clearly John is dealing with a master of social interaction here.]

I'd have to disagree with you on that. She's pretty much the cutest thing ever and in no way stupid.

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[shocksandawes.livejournal.com]

I bet it can't even fight worth anything.

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[usedmiracles.livejournal.com]

Whoa okay yeah I am ready as a bitchtit to get my motherfuckin travelin on--

[He pauses as he watches John parade around adorably with his new bunny pokemon]

Oh hey whoa you got yourself a little hopperbeast! Congrats my motherfucker!

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

Oh hey Gamzee, there you are. Eridan's looking for you by the way. He said something about Faygo...did you manage to find any?

And thanks!

[Bunny-cuddles. Cavity-inducing bunny-cuddles. And smiles.]

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[usedmiracles.livejournal.com]

Faygo? [Oh you said the right words brother.] I haven't not yet, but did he?

and not a problem my bro. But did Eridan say where he was all up in bein at?

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[cheapblusuits.livejournal.com]

[...oh. More eggs.]

It looks like there's been a lot of these hatching lately...er. Congratulations.

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[Panty's Buneary gets around, doesn't she?]

Well the lady who sold it to me did have a ton of them. And thanks!

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[cheapblusuits.livejournal.com]

[Seems that way.] A ton, huh? I guess I do remember something like that...

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[8luh8luh.livejournal.com]

[ sup kiddo~ have a sorta-annoyed human Vriska frowning at the camera! ]
I'm happy for you and your new furbeast and all but let's just get going already!!!!!!!!
But you didn't tell me about the rest of our party. I thought we were pals, John. Pals don't keep secrets like that!

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[This kiddo is so apologetic Vriska. Please don't be mad at him.]
Sorry Vriska I thought you knew! I mean, I said I was traveling with Aradia and that I was waiting for Rose. And, I get the feeling that Gamzee and Eridan will never make it out of this town if they don't have someone else to go with them. Did I do something wrong?

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[eclectical]

[Jade is obviously trying not to laugh... it's not going very well, though!]

Congratulations, John!

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

Thanks Jade! This is most definitely the coolest thing that's happened since I got here. And the cutest.