John Egbert (
ghostytrainer) wrote2011-03-08 04:01 pm
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prank #8 | video (accidental)
[When John's pokégear turns on today, it is not his face that appears on the screen, but rather the tiny, happy face of his Buneary, Casey. Where is her master? Why, he's passed out on the couch behind her. See, this is what happens when you stay up all hours of the night drawing with your pokemon. Clearly that's what they were doing because there are crayons and pieces of paper all over the floor, coffee table, and couch.]
[Casey looks particularly excited today, clutching a somewhat crinkled piece of paper in front of her. She begins speaking in a very excited manner, which of course nobody but other pokémon would understand. ((ooc: Luckily there are translations for us silly hu-muns.That was a terrible pun and I should feel bad.))]
Um, hi everybody! I noticed that some of our parents like to share their drawings on the network...and I want to share mine! And then I want everyone else to share theirs!
[Excitedly she turns the paper she was holding around and holds it out to the camera. Yup. It's a crayon drawing alright.]
I drew my family! [She points to the doodle in the top left corner.] Um, this is my daddy and my mommy and me! Daddy's really silly but I love him! And mommy...I guess she really isn't my mommy. But I like to think she is. Maybe one day she really will be! [Casey, please stop implying things about John and Rose, it's embarrassing.]
And then these are all my brothers and sisters! Tripp, Sassacre, Slimer, and Flighty Broad! [The Pidgeotto, Dunsparce, Gastly, and Quagsire, respectively.] Oh, and Guile! She's my best friend, and maybe one day my sister! Because Rose is her mommy! [She points to the Eevee.]
And then...this is my Uncle Karkat! [Pointing to this ANGRY-looking fellow in the bottom left corner now.] If you can't tell...he's really angry. Like, all the time. But I still love him, he's probably just needs more sleep! Or carrots! [Moving on to this cool motherfucker in the bottom right corner...] This is my Uncle Dave. He's really cool. Like, the coolest guy ever. 'Cept for my dad, but shhh don't tell Dave I said that! And then this girl right here is my Auntie Jade! She's REAAALLYYY nice! And always gives me something sweet! [Pointing to the only doodle left now.]
So yeah...that's my family! Now everyone show me yours, okay? Or tell me about them if you don't have any arms to draw with!
[The feed clicks off. Pokemon: you heard the girl. Draw your families! Trainers: Feel free to ask her about her drawing since the only explanation you got was a lot of "bun bun buneary!" Alternatively, you could try talking to John but good luck waking him up.]
[Casey looks particularly excited today, clutching a somewhat crinkled piece of paper in front of her. She begins speaking in a very excited manner, which of course nobody but other pokémon would understand. ((ooc: Luckily there are translations for us silly hu-muns.
Um, hi everybody! I noticed that some of our parents like to share their drawings on the network...and I want to share mine! And then I want everyone else to share theirs!
[Excitedly she turns the paper she was holding around and holds it out to the camera. Yup. It's a crayon drawing alright.]
I drew my family! [She points to the doodle in the top left corner.] Um, this is my daddy and my mommy and me! Daddy's really silly but I love him! And mommy...I guess she really isn't my mommy. But I like to think she is. Maybe one day she really will be! [
And then these are all my brothers and sisters! Tripp, Sassacre, Slimer, and Flighty Broad! [The Pidgeotto, Dunsparce, Gastly, and Quagsire, respectively.] Oh, and Guile! She's my best friend, and maybe one day my sister! Because Rose is her mommy! [She points to the Eevee.]
And then...this is my Uncle Karkat! [Pointing to this ANGRY-looking fellow in the bottom left corner now.] If you can't tell...he's really angry. Like, all the time. But I still love him, he's probably just needs more sleep! Or carrots! [Moving on to this cool motherfucker in the bottom right corner...] This is my Uncle Dave. He's really cool. Like, the coolest guy ever. 'Cept for my dad, but shhh don't tell Dave I said that! And then this girl right here is my Auntie Jade! She's REAAALLYYY nice! And always gives me something sweet! [Pointing to the only doodle left now.]
So yeah...that's my family! Now everyone show me yours, okay? Or tell me about them if you don't have any arms to draw with!
[The feed clicks off. Pokemon: you heard the girl. Draw your families! Trainers: Feel free to ask her about her drawing since the only explanation you got was a lot of "bun bun buneary!" Alternatively, you could try talking to John but good luck waking him up.]
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...My family? I have a picture, which Razputin helped with. Seeing as we can communicate, it makes it easy -- he is almost like a brother to me, though he is a lot older and wiser. [And the Gardevoir levitates up an image (which i tried to scan but failed so you don't get to see it D:) -- it's of a Charmeleon (C), Slowpoke (S), Gardevoir (R), Kadabra (A), Hypno (Gus) and Hoothoot (Coo) -- as well as Raz. It's in a style which you might know if you were from Raz' world -- a cartoony style, with outlines only, and only in one colour for each different figure. In other words -- like Figments (http://www.wurb.com/stack/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/psychonauts-figments.png).]
Slowpoke -- S and I are siblings, being obtained at the same time, and are the closest. C is a bit older than us, but is also quite protective of us. Both Gus and Coo were obtained though odd means, and are not as close to Razputin as S or I are. As for A -- I am not sure of our relationship, but she is... there. And soon -- [the camera pans over to the egg laying on the bed] -- we shall be getting another sibling in our large family.
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[She looks a little sad at this. She just has so much to tell him! But she perks back up quickly because this is no time to be sad!]
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My trainer had psychic powers back in his world. He brags about it a lot -- but it's good for us, though he can only use mind-reading in this realm, and only on Pokemo. He can only hear our thoughts, but we've held many conversations with him this way. I have planted the idea of him doing something more with this ability and assisting the world of Pokemon, but nothing is set in stone.
[Pause, as R gives a smile.]
Ah... S never wants to play, either. Slowpoke are slow, but I don't mind. As long as he's there for me, I'm not sad. I'm not much of a 'play-er', in any case. I'd rather read, or do some training. But it's exciting to get more siblings, isn't it? I hope that Drifloon is a friendly one. And that it gets a better name from Razputin.
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[She looks horrified, paws flying to her mouth.]
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I wish for him to become a translator -- to help us get closer to our human siblings. Meanwhile, he somehow wishes to return home using this power.
And my lips are sealed. My mind, too. What species is Flighty Broad?
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[She attempts to make a "serious" face. It really doesn't work. She's not very good at this impressions thing.]
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[APPARENTLY. R raises an eyebrow at the young rabbity-thing.]
...I've never seen a Quagsire before. But I'll take your word for it.
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