John Egbert
04 April 2011 @ 03:50 pm
prank #13 | video / action for route 32  
[Perhaps you recognize this Buneary. Perhaps you don't. Regardless, she is on your screen today. No, she's not coloring this time...she's battling. At least, the fact that she's facing up against one of those swarming blue bugs seems to indicate that she is in a battle. But really, she doesn't look too bothered by it. She looks pretty happy right now actually, but then again when is she not happy?]

Okay Casey, finish it with pound. You can do it!

Eary!!!

[She scampers over to the Surskit, quickly closing the distance between them and...kinda...flops on it, beaming happily.]

Bun! Bun!

Ngghhkk...so cute!

[Yes, John, it's downright adorable. And surprisingly, the flop attack was actually enough to finish it off.]


Good job, girl I knew you coul-- [His voice tapers off as Casey starts to glow with that all-too-familiar evolutionary light. Yup, two months of constant spoiling babying singing to dancing with brushing their fur every night love will do that to a Buneary, but hell if John knows about happiness evolutions. Nope.]

No. Way. Really? At level twelve? There's no--OH MY GOD...........CASEY HIT PUBERTY.

[Guess who's never seen a Lopunny before, guys? It's a shame those of you watching the feed can't see his face right now, it's a pretty humorous combination of disbelief and shock with a dash of abject horror mixed in there. Casey doesn't seem to notice though, as she is far more interested in examining all the changes that have occured to her body thanks to her evolution. Satisfied with what she sees, she closes her eyes and starts bouncing up and down excitedly, clapping her paws together and grinning as best as a Lopunny can. Can you see all those hearts and sparkles? Because I can. Suddenly, Casey is a shoujo-anime heroine.]

Pun!! Puuunn!!!

[Yeah, this is pretty much like one of the best things that's ever happened to her. She suddenly stops bouncing and opens her eyes, looking straight at the camera, a delighted and excited look on her face. Well actually, she's more interested in the boy holding the camera, but psshh, semantics.]

Lo!

[And with that, she dashes forward, arms flung out. HUG INCOMING, JOHN...BRACE YOURSELF.............]

Ack! Casey, no, wait! CASEEEYYYY!

[Yeah no. Predictably, John fails to brace himself. The pokégear goes flying as Casey gives her daddy the biggest, bestest tackle-hug in the universe! She is just so excited to finally have arms suitable for doing such things! Before she could only manage to hug ankles and the sides of people's faces, so this is a dream come true for her. Finally, she can properly show everyone her affection. Anyway, have a lovely view of the sky, Johto, until the pokégear hits the ground and the feed cuts out to static.]
 
 
Current Mood: shocked/stunned/horrified
Current Location: route 32
 
 
John Egbert
08 March 2011 @ 04:01 pm
prank #8 | video (accidental)  
[When John's pokégear turns on today, it is not his face that appears on the screen, but rather the tiny, happy face of his Buneary, Casey. Where is her master? Why, he's passed out on the couch behind her. See, this is what happens when you stay up all hours of the night drawing with your pokemon. Clearly that's what they were doing because there are crayons and pieces of paper all over the floor, coffee table, and couch.]

[Casey looks particularly excited today, clutching a somewhat crinkled piece of paper in front of her. She begins speaking in a very excited manner, which of course nobody but other pokémon would understand. ((ooc: Luckily there are translations for us silly hu-muns. That was a terrible pun and I should feel bad.))]


Um, hi everybody! I noticed that some of our parents like to share their drawings on the network...and I want to share mine! And then I want everyone else to share theirs!

[Excitedly she turns the paper she was holding around and holds it out to the camera. Yup. It's a crayon drawing alright.]

I drew my family! [She points to the doodle in the top left corner.] Um, this is my daddy and my mommy and me! Daddy's really silly but I love him! And mommy...I guess she really isn't my mommy. But I like to think she is. Maybe one day she really will be! [Casey, please stop implying things about John and Rose, it's embarrassing.]

And then these are all my brothers and sisters! Tripp, Sassacre, Slimer, and Flighty Broad!
[The Pidgeotto, Dunsparce, Gastly, and Quagsire, respectively.] Oh, and Guile! She's my best friend, and maybe one day my sister! Because Rose is her mommy! [She points to the Eevee.]

And then...this is my Uncle Karkat! [Pointing to this ANGRY-looking fellow in the bottom left corner now.] If you can't tell...he's really angry. Like, all the time. But I still love him, he's probably just needs more sleep! Or carrots! [Moving on to this cool motherfucker in the bottom right corner...] This is my Uncle Dave. He's really cool. Like, the coolest guy ever. 'Cept for my dad, but shhh don't tell Dave I said that! And then this girl right here is my Auntie Jade! She's REAAALLYYY nice! And always gives me something sweet! [Pointing to the only doodle left now.]

So yeah...that's my family! Now everyone show me yours, okay? Or tell me about them if you don't have any arms to draw with!

[The feed clicks off. Pokemon: you heard the girl. Draw your families! Trainers: Feel free to ask her about her drawing since the only explanation you got was a lot of "bun bun buneary!" Alternatively, you could try talking to John but good luck waking him up.]
 
 
Current Location: Violet City Hotel
 
 
John Egbert
17 February 2011 @ 10:46 pm
prank #6 | text/action for rose  
oh rose, where are yooouuu~? )
 
 
Current Mood: nervous
Current Location: Violet City Hotel
 
 
John Egbert
17 February 2011 @ 02:13 pm
prank #5 | video / action  
[Since John was finally starting feel a little better (his voice was still a little messed up but hey, at least that cough was finally gone) he decided that this was as good a time as any to do a little training with the Wooper Dave gave him last week.

So he's on route 32, standing in a patch of grass with a disheartened look on his face. His Dunsparce is sitting on his head looking derpy as usual and his Buneary is rolling around happily in the grass a few inches away. Apparently he still doesn't fully understand the concept of keeping all his pokémon in their pokéballs.]

[His Wooper though...is supposed to be fighting a Mareep, although that's not what's happening.]


Rose, please...use mud shot.

[The Wooper ignores him with a very bored look on her face. This has been going on for the past five minutes, even the wild Mareep isn't sure what to make of this at this point.]

Rose...pleeeaaaassseeeee. I am begging you. Do...something! Anything!

[Woop. She is so bored by all of this. John is past the stage of disheartened now and now entering the realm of utter soul-wrenching despair.]

...Flighty Broad...
Please. Use. Mud shot.

[The Wooper complies, and then continues the rest of the fight without her master's direction as he had sunk to his knees in defeat. It's really tough to say whether there has been a victory here or not.]
 
 
Current Mood: soul-wrenching despair
Current Location: Route 32