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ghostytrainer) wrote2011-03-08 04:01 pm
ghostytrainer) wrote2011-03-08 04:01 pm
prank #8 | video (accidental)
[When John's pokégear turns on today, it is not his face that appears on the screen, but rather the tiny, happy face of his Buneary, Casey. Where is her master? Why, he's passed out on the couch behind her. See, this is what happens when you stay up all hours of the night drawing with your pokemon. Clearly that's what they were doing because there are crayons and pieces of paper all over the floor, coffee table, and couch.]
[Casey looks particularly excited today, clutching a somewhat crinkled piece of paper in front of her. She begins speaking in a very excited manner, which of course nobody but other pokémon would understand. ((ooc: Luckily there are translations for us silly hu-muns.That was a terrible pun and I should feel bad.))]
Um, hi everybody! I noticed that some of our parents like to share their drawings on the network...and I want to share mine! And then I want everyone else to share theirs!
[Excitedly she turns the paper she was holding around and holds it out to the camera. Yup. It's a crayon drawing alright.]
I drew my family! [She points to the doodle in the top left corner.] Um, this is my daddy and my mommy and me! Daddy's really silly but I love him! And mommy...I guess she really isn't my mommy. But I like to think she is. Maybe one day she really will be! [Casey, please stop implying things about John and Rose, it's embarrassing.]
And then these are all my brothers and sisters! Tripp, Sassacre, Slimer, and Flighty Broad! [The Pidgeotto, Dunsparce, Gastly, and Quagsire, respectively.] Oh, and Guile! She's my best friend, and maybe one day my sister! Because Rose is her mommy! [She points to the Eevee.]
And then...this is my Uncle Karkat! [Pointing to this ANGRY-looking fellow in the bottom left corner now.] If you can't tell...he's really angry. Like, all the time. But I still love him, he's probably just needs more sleep! Or carrots! [Moving on to this cool motherfucker in the bottom right corner...] This is my Uncle Dave. He's really cool. Like, the coolest guy ever. 'Cept for my dad, but shhh don't tell Dave I said that! And then this girl right here is my Auntie Jade! She's REAAALLYYY nice! And always gives me something sweet! [Pointing to the only doodle left now.]
So yeah...that's my family! Now everyone show me yours, okay? Or tell me about them if you don't have any arms to draw with!
[The feed clicks off. Pokemon: you heard the girl. Draw your families! Trainers: Feel free to ask her about her drawing since the only explanation you got was a lot of "bun bun buneary!" Alternatively, you could try talking to John but good luck waking him up.]
[Casey looks particularly excited today, clutching a somewhat crinkled piece of paper in front of her. She begins speaking in a very excited manner, which of course nobody but other pokémon would understand. ((ooc: Luckily there are translations for us silly hu-muns.
Um, hi everybody! I noticed that some of our parents like to share their drawings on the network...and I want to share mine! And then I want everyone else to share theirs!
[Excitedly she turns the paper she was holding around and holds it out to the camera. Yup. It's a crayon drawing alright.]
I drew my family! [She points to the doodle in the top left corner.] Um, this is my daddy and my mommy and me! Daddy's really silly but I love him! And mommy...I guess she really isn't my mommy. But I like to think she is. Maybe one day she really will be! [
And then these are all my brothers and sisters! Tripp, Sassacre, Slimer, and Flighty Broad! [The Pidgeotto, Dunsparce, Gastly, and Quagsire, respectively.] Oh, and Guile! She's my best friend, and maybe one day my sister! Because Rose is her mommy! [She points to the Eevee.]
And then...this is my Uncle Karkat! [Pointing to this ANGRY-looking fellow in the bottom left corner now.] If you can't tell...he's really angry. Like, all the time. But I still love him, he's probably just needs more sleep! Or carrots! [Moving on to this cool motherfucker in the bottom right corner...] This is my Uncle Dave. He's really cool. Like, the coolest guy ever. 'Cept for my dad, but shhh don't tell Dave I said that! And then this girl right here is my Auntie Jade! She's REAAALLYYY nice! And always gives me something sweet! [Pointing to the only doodle left now.]
So yeah...that's my family! Now everyone show me yours, okay? Or tell me about them if you don't have any arms to draw with!
[The feed clicks off. Pokemon: you heard the girl. Draw your families! Trainers: Feel free to ask her about her drawing since the only explanation you got was a lot of "bun bun buneary!" Alternatively, you could try talking to John but good luck waking him up.]
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[She just wants uncle Karkat to love her, is that TOO MUCH TO ASK?!]
[This is her plan of action for everything. Sadly, it always works on John.]
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[[Ah yes, the ever wise "Puppy face" tactic.]]
I don't know if mommeeeee will fall for it, but I will try when sheeeee gets back home!
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[It is the best tactic.]
[THE HORROR.]
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[[Is that actually a mischievous grin from the Eevee? Yup.]]
Sheee went out to do sometheeeng! But it's okay, beeeeecause I am heeeere with my eggs. Though it's kind of loneleeeeee. Uncle Karkat wasn't happeeeee with the eggs, and put Karkitteeee away beeeeecause of it.
[[Pout.]]
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[They are just so devious!]
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And yay!
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WONDER WHERE SHE PICKED THAT ONE UP?]Video;
And I don't know! Oh! I know, I'll show you all my beeeeeutiful eggs!
[[That Pokegear is just being picked up and trotted off with, and pretty soon a pile of eggs come into view.]]
Theeeeese are most of them. But Uncle Karkat is keeeeeepeeeeng one and so is mommeeeeeee!
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[Staring in awe at those eggs.]
[DISTRESS. WHERE WILL THE REST OF THE EGGS GO?]