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ghostytrainer) wrote2011-03-14 05:40 pm
ghostytrainer) wrote2011-03-14 05:40 pm
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prank #9 | voice for rose
[It's three o'clock in the morning and John's sleeping as comfortably as he can on the couch in the hotel room he shares with Dave. Casey's curled up next to him, tuckered out from a long day of playing and is most definitely dreaming of adorable things.]
[Nothing new here, business as usual.]
[Well, nothing new until a small pink tongue swipes at John's face. The owner is tiny, newly-hatched Shinx, standing on John's chest and looking at him curiously. On the arm of the couch behind John's head sits another newly-hatched pokémon: an Eevee, who is surveying the scene with a bemused look. Well...as bemused as an Eevee can be.]
[Unfortunately, a lick to the face has never been enough to wake John up, even ringtones and alarm clocks have trouble with that. Failure doesn't stop the little Shinx from trying though, soon she is covering John's face with little lion-kisses which still have no effect on the sleeping boy.]
[However, even a heavy sleeper such as John will wake up if you shock him. A little accidental static discharge from his new pokébuddy's fur is all it takes for his eyes to snap open as he sits bolt upright. The Shinx falls into his lap with a disgruntled Shiii! as John grabs his glasses off of the coffee table and jams them onto his face.]
Oh man! You finally hatched!
[Yup. Hugs for his little electric lion cub! A disgruntled vee! from behind him pulls his attention to his other new "baby."]
You too?! [And now it's time for group pokémon hugs! Even Casey is in on this because, she's awake now and man does she love hugs! And new siblings! This is so exciting for everyone involved! Well except for maybe the Eevee. He wanted attention but this is just a little too undignified for him. Finally, he puts them all down, grinning like an idiot.]
This is so cool! I was beginning to wonder if you [He pokes the Shinx's nose playfully.] were ever going to hatch at all! Oh man, this is just great! [He's so excited he's repeating himself here. And obviously such exciting news needs to be shared. But with who? He really didn't feel like bothering the whole network this late at night and waking up Dave was out of the question. Karkat wouldn't care and he'd feel bad if he woke Jade up. Hmmm...]
[Bingo. Surely Rose wouldn't mind such a late call, considering she herself had called him twice now at this ridiculous hour. Odds were, she was probably still awake. Picking up the pokégear, he dials Rose's number, then holds it to his ear and listens to it ring. Hopefully he wasn't disturbing her...]
[Nothing new here, business as usual.]
[Well, nothing new until a small pink tongue swipes at John's face. The owner is tiny, newly-hatched Shinx, standing on John's chest and looking at him curiously. On the arm of the couch behind John's head sits another newly-hatched pokémon: an Eevee, who is surveying the scene with a bemused look. Well...as bemused as an Eevee can be.]
[Unfortunately, a lick to the face has never been enough to wake John up, even ringtones and alarm clocks have trouble with that. Failure doesn't stop the little Shinx from trying though, soon she is covering John's face with little lion-kisses which still have no effect on the sleeping boy.]
[However, even a heavy sleeper such as John will wake up if you shock him. A little accidental static discharge from his new pokébuddy's fur is all it takes for his eyes to snap open as he sits bolt upright. The Shinx falls into his lap with a disgruntled Shiii! as John grabs his glasses off of the coffee table and jams them onto his face.]
Oh man! You finally hatched!
[Yup. Hugs for his little electric lion cub! A disgruntled vee! from behind him pulls his attention to his other new "baby."]
You too?! [And now it's time for group pokémon hugs! Even Casey is in on this because, she's awake now and man does she love hugs! And new siblings! This is so exciting for everyone involved! Well except for maybe the Eevee. He wanted attention but this is just a little too undignified for him. Finally, he puts them all down, grinning like an idiot.]
This is so cool! I was beginning to wonder if you [He pokes the Shinx's nose playfully.] were ever going to hatch at all! Oh man, this is just great! [He's so excited he's repeating himself here. And obviously such exciting news needs to be shared. But with who? He really didn't feel like bothering the whole network this late at night and waking up Dave was out of the question. Karkat wouldn't care and he'd feel bad if he woke Jade up. Hmmm...]
[Bingo. Surely Rose wouldn't mind such a late call, considering she herself had called him twice now at this ridiculous hour. Odds were, she was probably still awake. Picking up the pokégear, he dials Rose's number, then holds it to his ear and listens to it ring. Hopefully he wasn't disturbing her...]
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Maybe. Vriska said I need to work on that too. It's just really hard to be strict with these guys. Especially the cute ones.
Ow! Jeez, okay you're not cute! You're handsome, how's that? You are simply the most handsome little boy-Eevee in existence. Nope, nothing cute about you at all.
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Oh, so he's that type of Pokemon, is he? You will definitely need to find a name that fits him suitably.
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Do you have any suggestions for a sadistic Eevee with a superiority complex? Judging by the look he's giving me, he's got one of those as well. In addition to a thing about his looks.
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Really, the only name I can think of that fits such a criteria and is still within your naming scheme would be Lestat de Lioncourt.
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...a lot of them just happen to be movie references. Not all of them though, it's not like I do it on purpose.
[Yeah, okay, sure]
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And just happen? Ha.
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And yes, just happen. [He sounds defiant. He is defiant. He's fighting a losing battle here.] Colonel Sassacre's not a movie character now is he? Hmmm? And Selina's from a comic book! [And also a shitty movie, but shhh! He's trying to prove a point here!]
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But...that's...I... [He continues to splutter intelligently before finishing with:] Bluuhh!
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You are free to name them whatever you like, John. I am only teasing.
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[He's really glad this isn't a video call, he's pretty sure he's fairly red right now.]
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[[Because the reason she is up is not at all an acceptable conversation topic. :|]]
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[How does one conversation?]
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I also actually have someone interested in buying two of Guile's eggs the next time she lays.
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Wow, two? Really? Well I guess I'm not too surprised, Eevees are pretty popular.
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Makes sense, but shouldn't she be able to pick her partner? Or at least have some say in it? [Pokémon are people toooooo!] And what sort of things has your fancy book-learning taught you? [Yeah he's being silly, but he is genuinely interested. Why? Good question.]
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