ghostytrainer | prank #12

[The lovely Violet City hotel carpet is the only thing that can be seen when John's pokegear flicks on today. Isn't that just a lovely pattern? Yeah, that sure is some nice carpet, let's all behold its glory for a moment..........yeah no, moving along.]

John, do you think you could possibly fetch something for me? It seems I managed to cut myself and require a bandage now.

Oh no! Are you okay?!

I will be fine, don't worry. I simply need a band-aid. Possibly disinfectant as well.

Ahhh! Okay, I can do that! Hold on!

[Finally, the camera moves! Goodbye carpet, hello John! Well, the back of John anyway as he is currently moving across the room towards the bathroom so that he might retrieve a band-aid for his friend. Apparently, Rose is in possession of his pokegear and for some odd reason felt the need to film this. Hmm...I wonder why?]

[As John pulls open the door, a bucket falls from the top of it and lands upside-down on his head. As if that wasn't bad enough, the bucket was apparently filled with water. Keyword there being was as the water is now all over John and the floor instead.]

[John is silent for a moment, still facing away from the camera with the bucket on top of his head at a jaunty angle.]

Rose...

Yes, John?

...you didn't really cut yourself, did you?

Oh no, John. I did. It's a papercut, so really it likely doesn't need a band-aid. But I did.

[John is silent once again, but then his shoulders begin shaking with silent giggles. After a moment, the giggles turn into full out laughter as he turns around, soaking wet but grinning from ear to ear.]

Haha! You got me, good one Rose! I really-- [His words taper off as he catches sight of the gear in Rose's hand. Is the recording light on? ...Oh god, it is.]

Rose! Was that on the whole time?! Why would you eve-- [There is a slight whine to his voice as he crosses the room and shuts the feed off, cutting off his own sentence.]

((ooc: For those not involved in the other pranks/those who were involved but never figured it out, John and Rose have switched 'gears for the day. That being said, Rose will likely be the first to respond to you. She might be convinced to hand the 'gear over to John though if you ask. Or he might just inject his unsolicited two cents as usual.))

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[[She jumps a little, pressing the gear to her chest quickly and looking up. Then down at the 'gear, then back up to John.

She plasters a grin on her face, like she had just joked about the prank she played on John with whichever chum was on the screen, and pulled it away to hold it up to the boy, announcing who it is in an all too cheery voice.

She really is terrible at hiding her nerves sometimes.]]

It's Karkat!

Edited 2011-04-02 05:19 (UTC)

[Oh god why did John have to come up to her then. He heard that alright. And then Rose is holding the 'gear up to him, meaning John gets a good shot of Karkat's deeply blushing face.]

[For all of a few seconds before he tosses his own gear across the room.]

GIVE ME SOME FUCKING WARNING, ROSE!

[John is so confuse. He was about to say hi to Karkat, but before he could open his mouth, he was no longer on the screen. Instead he was looking at...what appeared to be a wall? Possibly?]

Warning? What? Is he still mad?

[[Oh.

O-oops.

Looking at the 'gear's screen, she winces a little.]]

Sorry Karkat.

And. Yes John.

[[Sure, let's go with that. Though he's probably mad again now.]]

[Karkat's not about to go pick up his Pokégear, either. Not when he's blushing this hard. Instead he yells at it from across the room while burying his face in his hands.]

YES, I'M FUCKING MAD, YOU NOOKSUCKING DIPSHIT. THESE PRANKS ARE THE STUPIDEST SHIT I'VE EVER HAD THE EXTREME MISFORTUNE OF WITNESSING.

JOHN, AS YOUR LEADER I'M FORBIDDING YOU FROM GOING NEAR BUCKETS AGAIN, EVER.

NEVERMIND THAT IT WAS ROSE'S FAULT THIS TIME. IT STILL STANDS.

[It's incredibly awkward talking to an angry wall and John is even more confused now.]

Why can't I go near buckets? I mean...Vriska told me that trolls find them offensive, but I don't see why that means I'm on some kind of bucket-ban. Why me, what did I do?

No I quite agree with Karkat on that.

And Karkat I assure you, had I know they--were such offensive materials, as John said, I would not have broadcast that. I likely would have found something far less offensive to use. Possibly.

[[If she could think of anything else.]]

OH MY FUCKING GOD. JOHN, NEVER ASK THAT. EVER. ANY PART OF IT. JUST STAY AWAY FROM THEM. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EVER.

AND ROSE, JUST CUT IT OUT WITH THE FUCKING PRANKS ALTOGETHER.

Um...okay? I still don't really get it but I guess I will try and stay away from them in the future.

Yes sir. Do accept my apologies.

[[She sighs quietly, burying her face into a hand.]]

JUST. DON'T ASK EVER. DON'T ASK ANYONE. DON'T WORRY WHY I'M SAYING IT, JUST KEEP AWAY FROM THEM.

AND I'M HOLDING YOU TO THAT, ROSE.

NOW. SOMEONE TURN OFF THE POKÉGEAR YOU'RE USING BECAUSE I'M--

[Too embarrassed.]

I'M TOO MAD TO GO TURN MINE OFF.

Okay! [Forgetting this conversation is a-go!] Sorry I pissed you off again, Karkat. I will try and work on that too.

[He moves his hand to turn the 'gear off, but doesn't actually do it yet in case Rose has something she wants to say first.]

I assure you that you won't be disappointed.

[[She turns it off herself with a sigh. That was. More awkward than it never needed to be. Resting her chin in her hand, she's just going to pass the Pokegear to John.]]

Y-you can have it back now.

Thanks. [And he's just going to take it, then pick hers up off the coffee table and hand it back to her.] Are you sure everything's okay? Karkat didn't yell at you again or anything did he? [Somebody totally misinterpreted that entire exchange. He thought Karkat was red with anger and Rose was trying to hide from his fury.]

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