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John Egbert ([personal profile] ghostytrainer) wrote2011-05-05 03:03 pm

prank #15 | video

Was there some kind of Johto holiday that I missed? I found another egg when I woke up yesterday and I have no idea where it came from. It's in the box right now so I can't show it but...if anyone is missing an egg, let me know.

[The egg actually belonged to Clubs Deuce but he has no idea. Anyway, now that that's out of the way he can move on to his second order of business. The real reason he made this post. He holds up a small, red thing.]

I got my badge, Karkat so I'm ready to go whenever ev-- [A loud cracking noise cuts him off mid-word.] Oh shit. [He shrugs his backpack off one of his shoulders, reaching back and opening it up, mumbling something to himself as he roots around in his bag for a second.]

I really hope that was the sound of hatching and not breaking...
Huh? The hell? [He pulls out a square-ish, beige-ish rock with a crack and two dots on it.] Did my egg seriously just hatch into a rock? Is this thing even al--AHHHHH!!!

[At that exact moment, a purple and green something popped out of the rock with a spirited, cackling "TOMB!!!" causing John to flail backwards, dropping the pokémon in alarm. Though it falls off screen for a second, it appears a moment later. Hello, Johto. Have a cackling Spiritomb face all up in your video feed before the now-trembling video feed is cut off with a squeak by a terrified Lopunny camera-girl.]

(ooc: badge was mod approved ♥)

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[identity profile] usedwindything.livejournal.com 2011-05-11 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, I love him too much to ever say something so heart-wrenchingly awful in front of him.

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[identity profile] usedtherapy.livejournal.com 2011-05-11 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
What a relief to know. As interested in the workings of his mind as I am, I'm not sure how well I would deal with the breakdown that would ensue. He simply wouldn't be able to cope with that, John. With a lack of your adoration.

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[identity profile] usedwindything.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh don't lie, Rose. You would love watching that breakdown. And the resulting therapy. Too bad it will never happen.

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[identity profile] usedtherapy.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes. To delve into his psyche is something I would enjoy very much. You've caught me, John.

It's just as tempting as delving into yours is.

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[identity profile] usedwindything.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, I knew it. You can't fool me.

[Wait...what? Delve into his...ohhhh no no no. Not happening, Rose.]

Mine? Why would you want to do that? There's nothing interesting in here. [He chuckles weakly and raps on the side of his head with his fist.]

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[identity profile] usedtherapy.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Everyone has something interesting lurking within the confines of their mind, John.

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[identity profile] usedwindything.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehehe...if you say so. [He's just...going to pray that you never actually try...]