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John Egbert ([personal profile] ghostytrainer) wrote2011-12-10 01:16 am

prank #27 | text & action for goldenrod (FOURTH WALL EVENT)

gosh! i'm not sure where this place is but it sure looks like fun!!!!!!!!!
maybe it will be even more fun than the medium!!! it seems like there are a lot more people here!
people who could use a few laughs. :D
so i guess i'll tell a few jokes now, save some for later, and go "explore" this city!!!!!
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!

why did the stoplight turn red?
what's black, white, black, white, and green?
what do you use frozen band-aids for?
what do you do with dogs when you go shopping?
what did one plate say to the other?
why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?
and last but not least: what do you call a man with no legs?


[For anyone in Goldenrod City, you may see this strange, seemingly hyperactive blonde boy running around with a lollipop in his hair and wearing a pair of shorts in the middle of winter. Though oddly, it doesn't seem to bother him at all. Behind him hops a shiny pink Lopunny and chances are, if you see him? He's eating some form of sweet: lollipop, taffy, sweettarts, gumdrops, cupcakes, and god only knows what else.]

[Now what is he doing, you ask? Aside from eating more sweets than is advised or healthy.]

[Setting up pranks.]

[Be careful when opening doors, fair Goldenrod City, you may find yourself doused in a bucket of snow, candy, or pudding. Yes, even the doors inside houses and hotel rooms. That's right, not even your bathrooms are safe from this prankpocalypse. Of course, it's not just bucket pranks he's pulling. Perhaps your toothpaste was replaced with frosting. Maybe your slippers were super glued to the floor. Maybe you sat on a whoopie cushion or tried to call forth one of your pokemon, only to find out that the balls had been switched. Maybe it was none of these things and some other incredibly lame, months late April Fool's prank befell you. In any case, one thing is certain:]

[Nothing, nobody, and nowhere is safe from a hyperactive, glitched John Egbert.]

((ooc: I have a little info post about Trickster John set up over here in case anyone is curious as to just what the ever loving heck he is and how he's going to work for this event. Feel free to have your character run into him in the street, catch him in the act of pranking, get caught in a prank, respond to the text, whatever floats your boat! It's also perfectly okay for your character not to get pranked, the nothing is safe thing was mostly a joke. As always, if you don't want the colored text in a response, let me know in the subject line. I realize this shade is even more obnoxious than normal. Responses will come from [livejournal.com profile] ctrl_t!))

[identity profile] ahokonakamori.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Ahehehehe......]

Nice to hear from you too, John.

[identity profile] broodfester.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
[[....Well.

That certainly....kind of looks like John. If not a bit...off. But she hasn't seen John around anywhere, and if Johto was willing to remind her what grimdark was like who knows what it would have done to her friends.

Welp. Let's go say hi.]]


Yhirb'k?

[["John?"]]

flkajsdlfkjsa aokooooo! ;w; also...video or action?

[identity profile] ctrl-t.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Sadly, this "John" has no recollection of his time in Johto or any of the people he's met there. Otherwise he would be incredibly happy to hear from Aoko again too.]

[Though...this "John" still seems incredibly happy regardless of the fact that he has no idea who this girl is.]


Is it? Well that's great to hear!

[identity profile] ctrl-t.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
[He spins around, almost falling over in doing so. Which would have been bad considering the lollipop currently in his mouth. Choking is bad, mmmkay?]

Heeeyyyyy R-RrrR-R-roooose! [Did his voice just skip like a scratched CD? Sure did. But at least he looks happy to see you, Rose!]

LDKNSDG H-HIIIIII and action!

[identity profile] ahokonakamori.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
You look......kinda different. But I guess you're still up to your old pranks, hm?

[identity profile] broodfester.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
[[Yeah, please to not be choking dear. She kind of likes you alive even if you....uh. Are. Oddly strange. And could apparently use a throat lozenge...]]

St'fttint urmc urhir et ophirmt gimtfsft, Yhirb'k.

[["Please try to be more careful, John."]]

[identity profile] 8etterl8.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, look who's back in Goldenrod, and zipping through the air leaving pixie trails behind her. And then SOMEHOW, some-fucking-how getting snow dumped on her, knocking her out of flight.]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ouo

[identity profile] ctrl-t.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
Of coooo-o-o-ooouurr-rse I am! That will never stop being a thing!! [He giggles.] I'm not sure what you mean though. I have looked like th-- incefo-o-rreeeever. [Did you know that game glitches speak like skipping CDs sometimes? The More You Know.]

[identity profile] ctrl-t.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, what? Rose you sound siiiiiiiil-lly!

[identity profile] ctrl-t.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
[And look who's crouching behind a bench, giggling like mad. Gotcha fairy-girl!]

[identity profile] broodfester.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
Chirs hhirk'ur thigurftc nhirukh ikc et--igursiftc, ktvmopl'ukh.

[["You don't exactly sound any be--actually, nevermind." She's just going to rub the bridge of her nose in slight frustration. Not being able to English really kind of sucks, did you know that?]]

w-wow I didn't know people would mis me ;;

[identity profile] ahokonakamori.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha! I didn't think so. [Also very confused at that speech.]

S-sorry? I didn't quite catch that.

[identity profile] honkalypse.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Somebody has no motherfucking clue where he's all up at, and he's wandering around aimlessly, throwing thoroughly bemused looks at just about everything. Especially the people. Weird pink motherfuckers.

He's also feeling a little chilled, so getting inside is looking invit--doof! Unfortunately, the snow doesn't really do much to wash off the blood.]

Motherfuck!

[identity profile] ctrl-t.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
Hey Rose wanna hear a story about a brrrrro-o-broken pencil?

i miss all of john's dropped cr ;w;

[identity profile] ctrl-t.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
I said I have always looked like this since forever! [How did you not understand that? He said it plain as day, gosh!]

[identity profile] ctrl-t.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
[From the side of the building comes a stream of giggles as a blonde head quickly ducks back behind the wall. He's on a roll with these weird grey kids today. That's the second one to fall for it!]

[identity profile] broodfester.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
[[She eyes him momentarily, trying to decide if it's worth it to attempt refusal.]]

Khirur mtiftc. L'u whirsfth ftl'uot urhir hl'ungtmk wb'iur b'in b'i'sttkh urhir chirs, esur L'u b'ivt i ftftl'uky L'u'vt ftl'uurftt gb'url'ugt l'uk urb't opiurtm nhir wb'c khirur?

[["Not really. I would like to discern what has happened to you, but I have a feeling I've little choice in the matter so why not?"]]

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[identity profile] ctrl-t.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
No? [He sighs and looks a little put out.] Well that's okay... [He kicks at the ground.]

[identity profile] honkalypse.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
[He is not a happy troll. In fact, he's pretty angr--oh god. Why is there a motherfucking bucket all being out in the open like that?!

Gamzee beats a very quick and flustered retreat from the perverted receptacle and decides to go after the giggling.]

Come out wherever you are, motherfucker. A brother ain't up and appreciating being pulled over with a trick like that.

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[identity profile] ctrl-t.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Barely 3 seconds later, a wide, somewhat creepy grin stretches across his face.]

...There wasn't rrrr-r-r-reeal-reeally a point to it anyy-way-way!!!! [Insert hysterical laughter here.]
Edited 2011-12-10 08:19 (UTC)

[identity profile] 8etterl8.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
How the-- [She pushes herself up and glances around. It isn't hard to catch sight of the weird kid behind the bench.]

You! Hey you, think that's funny do you?

[identity profile] broodfester.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
[[She both simultaneously wants to facepalm...and actually laugh at that. That was really bad, but it was bad in an amusing way.

...okay fine. Have a few chuckles.]]

[identity profile] ctrl-t.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Well he'll make it a little easier for her then. First two sets of hands sloooowly grip the back of the bench before a blond head slooooowly peeeeeeers over at her.]

Hyyyyyyy-y-ysss--hystt-terical, really!

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[identity profile] 8etterl8.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, have a stare. 'Cause what? Why do you look like John, you weirdo?]

[identity profile] ctrl-t.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Because Trickster John cares not for cultural sensitivity. What is a troll, he doesn't even know. All he knows is that bucket pranks are classic.]

I don't think I wiiiiiiiill~

[Nope, he's just going to stay behind this wall, hovering a good foot off the ground and giggling all the more.]

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