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ghostytrainer) wrote2011-12-10 01:16 am
ghostytrainer) wrote2011-12-10 01:16 am
prank #27 | text & action for goldenrod (FOURTH WALL EVENT)
gosh! i'm not sure where this place is but it sure looks like fun!!!!!!!!!
maybe it will be even more fun than the medium!!! it seems like there are a lot more people here!
people who could use a few laughs. :D
so i guess i'll tell a few jokes now, save some for later, and go "explore" this city!!!!!
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!
why did the stoplight turn red?
what's black, white, black, white, and green?
what do you use frozen band-aids for?
what do you do with dogs when you go shopping?
what did one plate say to the other?
why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?
and last but not least: what do you call a man with no legs?
[For anyone in Goldenrod City, you may see this strange, seemingly hyperactive blonde boy running around with a lollipop in his hair and wearing a pair of shorts in the middle of winter. Though oddly, it doesn't seem to bother him at all. Behind him hops a shiny pink Lopunny and chances are, if you see him? He's eating some form of sweet: lollipop, taffy, sweettarts, gumdrops, cupcakes, and god only knows what else.]
[Now what is he doing, you ask?Aside from eating more sweets than is advised or healthy.]
[Setting up pranks.]
[Be careful when opening doors, fair Goldenrod City, you may find yourself doused in a bucket of snow, candy, or pudding. Yes, even the doors inside houses and hotel rooms. That's right, not even your bathrooms are safe from this prankpocalypse. Of course, it's not just bucket pranks he's pulling. Perhaps your toothpaste was replaced with frosting. Maybe your slippers were super glued to the floor. Maybe you sat on a whoopie cushion or tried to call forth one of your pokemon, only to find out that the balls had been switched. Maybe it was none of these things and some other incredibly lame, months late April Fool's prank befell you. In any case, one thing is certain:]
[Nothing, nobody, and nowhere is safe from a hyperactive, glitched John Egbert.]
((ooc: I have a little info post about Trickster John set up over here in case anyone is curious as to just what the ever loving heck he is and how he's going to work for this event. Feel free to have your character run into him in the street, catch him in the act of pranking, get caught in a prank, respond to the text, whatever floats your boat! It's also perfectly okay for your character not to get pranked, the nothing is safe thing was mostly a joke. As always, if you don't want the colored text in a response, let me know in the subject line. I realize this shade is even more obnoxious than normal. Responses will come from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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maybe it will be even more fun than the medium!!! it seems like there are a lot more people here!
people who could use a few laughs. :D
so i guess i'll tell a few jokes now, save some for later, and go "explore" this city!!!!!
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!
why did the stoplight turn red?
what's black, white, black, white, and green?
what do you use frozen band-aids for?
what do you do with dogs when you go shopping?
what did one plate say to the other?
why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?
and last but not least: what do you call a man with no legs?
[For anyone in Goldenrod City, you may see this strange, seemingly hyperactive blonde boy running around with a lollipop in his hair and wearing a pair of shorts in the middle of winter. Though oddly, it doesn't seem to bother him at all. Behind him hops a shiny pink Lopunny and chances are, if you see him? He's eating some form of sweet: lollipop, taffy, sweettarts, gumdrops, cupcakes, and god only knows what else.]
[Now what is he doing, you ask?
[Setting up pranks.]
[Be careful when opening doors, fair Goldenrod City, you may find yourself doused in a bucket of snow, candy, or pudding. Yes, even the doors inside houses and hotel rooms. That's right, not even your bathrooms are safe from this prankpocalypse. Of course, it's not just bucket pranks he's pulling. Perhaps your toothpaste was replaced with frosting. Maybe your slippers were super glued to the floor. Maybe you sat on a whoopie cushion or tried to call forth one of your pokemon, only to find out that the balls had been switched. Maybe it was none of these things and some other incredibly lame, months late April Fool's prank befell you. In any case, one thing is certain:]
[Nothing, nobody, and nowhere is safe from a hyperactive, glitched John Egbert.]
((ooc: I have a little info post about Trickster John set up over here in case anyone is curious as to just what the ever loving heck he is and how he's going to work for this event. Feel free to have your character run into him in the street, catch him in the act of pranking, get caught in a prank, respond to the text, whatever floats your boat! It's also perfectly okay for your character not to get pranked, the nothing is safe thing was mostly a joke. As always, if you don't want the colored text in a response, let me know in the subject line. I realize this shade is even more obnoxious than normal. Responses will come from
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You! Hey you, think that's funny do you?
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Hyyyyyyy-y-ysss--hystt-terical, really!
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It was not hyyyyyyysterical! [Yeah, that was a little mocking.]
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key words relevant?
I can take a joke, strange candy human. [Though his resemblance to John is very off putting. Not one to back down she flexes her wings and takes to the air herself, hovering on level with him.]
the coolest
Can you? I don't think you caaaaaan~
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A vampire's a rainbow drinker right? So........ a blood coat?
[She's trying, okay!]
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Don't they wear like, gaudy ass capes or something?
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Fine, what is it!?