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ghostytrainer) wrote2012-10-05 04:18 pm
ghostytrainer) wrote2012-10-05 04:18 pm
prank #33 | accidental video
[The feed clicks on to an extreme close up of a Lopunny's face. She blinks a few times then giggles quietly and presses a finger to her mouth before picking the pokegear up.]
[She takes a quick trip down one of the hallways, the image on the screen jostling everywhere as she half skips, half bounces to her destination: a closed door. There is absolutely nothing remarkable about this door. Though there is a voice coming from the other side of it!]
--ood, Mythtique, perf--- no! Dammit! Do my eyeth looks like dotth to you?!
[The door pushes open to reveal...two Johns? Yes. There are definitely two Johns in the room: one with his back to the door, facing his giggling, dot-eyed copy. Or...well he WAS facing a giggling, dot-eyed copy. After about 10 seconds though, the other John starts to glow and change shape.]
[He becomes...]
[My god.]
[HE BECOMES...]
[A ditto.]
Ugh. It'th not funny, Mythtique! Come on, thtop laughing!
[It takes the blob a minute or so, but eventually it does as asked.]
Okay...let'th try thith again. But get my eyeth right thith time, okay? That wathn't funny the firtht time you did it and it definitely wathn't the third time!
[The ditto snickers but does as told, glowing once more before turning into John. All traces of skin discoloration and stripes are gone, as are his horns. His fangs, though not gone entirely, have shrunk enough that he could probably fit them in his mouth were it not for his overbite. Those, along with his cat-like pupils and blue lips, are the only remaining traces of the outbreak from a couple of months ago.]
Hehehehe! Perfect! Now we jutht need to focuth on teaching you how to tal-- who are you waving at?
[About midway through John's comment, the ditto finally noticed Casey in the doorway and had begun waving happily at both the bunny and the camera. John turns to look at the doorway, frowning and moving towards the doorway once he realizes what his Lopunny is doing.]
Cathey! Turn that off, thith ith highly thecre--
[The feed cuts off.]
((ooc: if you don't want me to type the lisp out, just let me know. Obviously, he'll still be using it ic'ly but if it's annoying/hard/whatever to read, I can easily cut it out for you.)
[She takes a quick trip down one of the hallways, the image on the screen jostling everywhere as she half skips, half bounces to her destination: a closed door. There is absolutely nothing remarkable about this door. Though there is a voice coming from the other side of it!]
--ood, Mythtique, perf--- no! Dammit! Do my eyeth looks like dotth to you?!
[The door pushes open to reveal...two Johns? Yes. There are definitely two Johns in the room: one with his back to the door, facing his giggling, dot-eyed copy. Or...well he WAS facing a giggling, dot-eyed copy. After about 10 seconds though, the other John starts to glow and change shape.]
[He becomes...]
[My god.]
[HE BECOMES...]
[A ditto.]
Ugh. It'th not funny, Mythtique! Come on, thtop laughing!
[It takes the blob a minute or so, but eventually it does as asked.]
Okay...let'th try thith again. But get my eyeth right thith time, okay? That wathn't funny the firtht time you did it and it definitely wathn't the third time!
[The ditto snickers but does as told, glowing once more before turning into John. All traces of skin discoloration and stripes are gone, as are his horns. His fangs, though not gone entirely, have shrunk enough that he could probably fit them in his mouth were it not for his overbite. Those, along with his cat-like pupils and blue lips, are the only remaining traces of the outbreak from a couple of months ago.]
Hehehehe! Perfect! Now we jutht need to focuth on teaching you how to tal-- who are you waving at?
[About midway through John's comment, the ditto finally noticed Casey in the doorway and had begun waving happily at both the bunny and the camera. John turns to look at the doorway, frowning and moving towards the doorway once he realizes what his Lopunny is doing.]
Cathey! Turn that off, thith ith highly thecre--
[The feed cuts off.]
((ooc: if you don't want me to type the lisp out, just let me know. Obviously, he'll still be using it ic'ly but if it's annoying/hard/whatever to read, I can easily cut it out for you.)
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An impressive display. Am I to presume you were planning some manner of duplicitousness with your Pokebeast.
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[Mystique, still in John's form, waves over his shoulder at the camera. Hi Rose!]
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Well they're certainly impressive.
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You're finally becoming a man, aren't you? [ Feudal Japan standards for heterosexuality: not what you expect. ]
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Uhh... [He blinks.] I don't...think tho? Not anymore than I wath the other day, anyway.
[He doesn't have his first chest hair, after all. Or any peach fuzz. His voice isn't cracking...clearly not actually a man yet. Sob.]
Why do you thay that?
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[Where does he even start with this, dear god...what sort of world do you come from, Rangiku??]
Were you not...around for the mutationth, Rangiku? You know, when a lot of people fell ill back in July? I thtill haven't recovered from it entirely. It'th not lipthtick, my lips are literally blue and I can't do anything about it.
...and Lopunnieth aren't girly, jeeth! There are plenty of guyth who have a Lopunny!
[But do they also have Audino, Togekiss, Mawile, Cherrim...John you have a lot of girly pokemon. Just accept it and move on.]
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IT'S WHY YUMICHIKA IS, OBJECTIVELY, A BEEFCAKE. ]
I was knocked out for the mutations~! Unfortunately, Johto decided that giving me superpowers wasn't ideal. [ And she was like, wtf yo???? ] I do know people got sick but I didn't know the side effects lasted until this long~! [ She remains cheerful at this anyways. ] Where are you, John? I can probably give you a shade of lipstick that'll make your lips look pink at the very least.
It's a bunny that's shaped like a supermodel. I'm going with girly! It's okay, though! There's nothing wrong with liking girly things if you're a guy~!
[ She seems way too happy in her overall demeanor. Especially since John's responses are from a place of frustration. ]
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Thank you for the offer but I'm good, no lipthtick required.
[Even if it'll make him look normal, somehow actually wearing lipstick is worse than just looking like you're wearing it.]
And I never thaid there wath anything wrong with it, jutht that Loppunieth aren't girly. Becauthe they aren't. Cute, yeth. But not girly.
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Okay~! It wouldn't matter either way. You'd still be wearing lipstick. Sort of. [ She doesn't see why but then again she really loves cosmetics. ]
But Lopunny are girly! They're like, high fashioned super models. They even have built in boots! It even has cuffs! [ CUFFS JOHN!!! CUFFS!!! ]
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It'th a dignity thing. I might look like I'm wearing it but at leatht it'th eathy to prove that I'm really not.
And... [He puffs out his cheeks a little. He's losing this argument. Clearly that means it's time to end it.] That'th your opinion and you are entitled to it but I dithagree.
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Oh. Yeah. You just kiss a napkin or something, so it wouldn't stain. There's nothing wrong with using a little make up every now and again! I mean, some artists use eye liner or make up to make them more noticeable when they're performing on stage~!
Fine with me~! [ She giggles and drops the argument, sensing his irritation. ]
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But I'm not performing on thtage! Tho it would just be weird for me to be walking around wearing makeup. I'm a guy!
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Men wear make up still. Sometimes they just want to look their best, or look like they're normal. It means you recognize, as a man, that something is definitely off and until it needs correcting, you need to deceive other people so you can live a normal life. [ With the rest of your abnormalities! ]
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That'th...kind of deprething when you put it like that...
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Ooooh, did John get powers too?
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A whole city, huh? Are you sure you aren't exaggerating a little bit?
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[You should share with moirail John.]
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[The smile says otherwise though. There is definitely something in the works here.]
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Come on, my Sekret senses are tingling.
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[Pause.]
So what is it?
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[Except wait, they both know this is a lie so hold on let him just throw on a filter here....there we go.]
I'm not entirely thure yet, it'll depend on if the can learn to talk. But when thomebody bathically handth you a pokemon that can change thape? You just don't ignore that, that'th primo pranking potential right there!
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So are you going to teach the changebeast to talk then? [She might have to look into getting one of these creatures.]
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[He turns his head a little so that he can look at the other John.]
Ithn't that right, Mythtique?
Dit!!
[Seems so.]
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