John Egbert (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ghostytrainer) wrote2013-06-06 05:18 pm
ghostytrainer) wrote2013-06-06 05:18 pm
prぁn◙ $43 | acti♂n FORWARD-DATED TO SATURDAY 6/8
[Hello everyone, what are you up to this fine summer evening? Out training perhaps? Playing with your Pokémon? Sitting down to a delicious dinner? Maybe doing a little shopping before all the stores close?]
[Well whatever you're doing, no matter how much you are minding your own business, you may soon find yourself with a +1.]
[Aren't glitches fun?]
[John has no idea what's going on, one minute he was in the middle of his anniversary dinner with Rose and the next, he's lord only knows where with whoever "you" happen to be. Not that "you" aren't good company, and all! But it's kind of rude to leave your significant other in the middle of a date. But the worst part?]
[It keeps happening.]
[Whatever is doing this isn't content to let him stay in one place for very long. He keeps disappearing and reappearing with a quiet "zap!" every few of minutes, sometimes appearing back at the restaurant and other times appearing someplace else entirely. Dammit, can't a guy just eat in peace? This is terrible.]
[Why on Earth did he box that weird Pokémon he caught last night... better yet, why did he catch it at all?!]
[Well whatever you're doing, no matter how much you are minding your own business, you may soon find yourself with a +1.]
[Aren't glitches fun?]
[John has no idea what's going on, one minute he was in the middle of his anniversary dinner with Rose and the next, he's lord only knows where with whoever "you" happen to be. Not that "you" aren't good company, and all! But it's kind of rude to leave your significant other in the middle of a date. But the worst part?]
[It keeps happening.]
[Whatever is doing this isn't content to let him stay in one place for very long. He keeps disappearing and reappearing with a quiet "zap!" every few of minutes, sometimes appearing back at the restaurant and other times appearing someplace else entirely. Dammit, can't a guy just eat in peace? This is terrible.]
[Why on Earth did he box that weird Pokémon he caught last night... better yet, why did he catch it at all?!]
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Yes, Little Monsters. Howie Mandel plays a monster that lives under Fred Savage's bed and they have wacky adventures and it's a really good movie. One of my favorites, maybe I can lend you the Johto version sometime. It's not quite as good though.
[John beams and holds up a fist.] There's basically not a chance of that ever happening, don't worry.
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I wouldn't mind watching the Johto version! Or perhaps someday you'll get a copy of the actual film. Weirder things have happened! Like you coming here, that is pretty weird for this place, although not so much at home I shouldn't think.
[ Is that an invitation for a fist bump? WELL REGARDLESS HE IS GETTING ONE. Aradia knows about fistbumps! ] Good! I'm glad we got to start speaking here. I would say I was sad I never trolled you, but I don't think we would have become friends if I had. Although Rose didn't seem to mind me as such.
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That would be pretty cool if I did. I got my ghost gauntlets one Christmas so it's not like it's an impossible thought. That would be pretty awesome if I could get my movies back. [
The Mun typed, whilst laughing evilly because NOPE. Not this time, Johnny Boy.]But why do you say tha--
[ZAP!]
[And he is outta there!!! But did he manage to make it back to Saffron?]
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sorry about that.
i guess it wasn't a one time thing?
i am back in saffron now though but i wound up with dave instead of back at the restaurant with rose.
and so said the universe: "nailed it."
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At least they had a fist bump. It will live on in her memories forever more.
She was waiting to see if John text her or if she ought to text him to check on his status, so her reply is pretty immediate. ]
hahaha no worries!
you jumped in so its no surprise you jumped out :p
at least you are in the correct city!
although if you jumped to a different point i have to wonder if thats your final jump or not
(although our conversation was awesome im not sure it qualified for the universe bending over backwards to let us have one???)
so keep me posted i guess
though once youre back in the restaurant with rose you obviously dont need to keep me posted
since texting other people on dates would just be silly!!!
tell dave i say hi :D
oh and you can give him a fist bump too
i give you permission to give him one from me
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don't even think it.
if i jump again after this i am going to be real upset because this is not cool at all.
i am almost back to the restaurant now though so hopefully this will be the last you hear from me tonight.
it was good seeing you again though.
ah shit, sorry i already left.
didn't really stop to chat very long.
i will give him one for you when i see him again tomorrow.
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it was really nice seeing you again too john :)
we should do it again in the future
in a planned manner when youre not teleporting or otherwise engaged!
have fun with rose :D
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ok, so when was the last time any of you took sollux here out for a little fresh air?
or opened a window at least?
or turned on the lights?
something. anything.
as i stand here i get the distinct feeling that his butt has not disconnected from his chair in quite some time.
like his butt is married to this chair or something.
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and i try to convince him fresh air is good for him
but he remains stubbornly unconvinced
im pretty sure hes in a matespritship with both his chair and his laptop
but this has always been something that is true!
also you should turn on the lights for him
see if he hisses at you or something
perhaps hell melt
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that's really all there is to say on the matter here.
cake.
hell.
(also i didn't get the chance to try and turn the lights on, i am upset.)
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what does cake hell look like do tell john
i dont think thats all that could be said on this matter!!
(ill do it for you
its not like he isnt directly nearby
will report back later on how much he complains
also will tell him its from john)
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a dark room lit only by candles.
and full of more cake than one human being should ever even think of consuming.
(excellent.)
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i mean
that seems a bit odd
is that a normal human practice or
(he called me a backstabber
and then accused me of working with the enemy
which apparently you are now
or the lights are the enemy?
it was very unclear :p
but no melting)
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not at all, unless you're this guy or maybe my dad.
(AHAHAHAHAHA lmao. admittedly i am a bit disappointed at the lack of melting but at the same time not.
it would have been simultaneously funny and sad.
did he at least hiss and throw his arms up and if so did you get pics?)
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perhaps they are trying to summon some sort of cake deity
?????? :p
(he did not hiss but he did throw his arms up
and i did not get a pic sadly :C )
(i had to put a space between that face and the ) because it looks like :C) otherwise)
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but i wouldn't be surprised if he did was my point.
(sad day.)
haha it's like it has a turned up nose or somethins. :C)
or maybe one of those bullring nose piercings.
or... wait, would that be? (C:
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(next time!)
maybe it would be more (C:
:C) reminds me more of gamzees clown nose smilies
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trust me.
(i'm holding you to that. :P)
a clown missing half his nose. :C)
it was taken off in a gruesome circus massacre.
chuckles was the only survivor.
he doesn't like talking about it. :C(
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(yes yes its a promise!)
hahahaha
:C( i wouldnt like talking about it either
did the lionbeast get loose
oh wait
i bet it was a tragic mime incident
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aradia.
we don't talk about the m word in front of chuckles!!!
he'll have to go back into intensive therapy. :C(
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it took him long enough to get out the first time :C(
you seem to know chuckles pretty well john
should rose be worried
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nah, rose has nothing to worry about.
i actually really kind of hate clowns.
maybe that's why it's kind of fun to talk about chuckles and his terrible misadventures and nose-loss.
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wow.
that sounded terrible.
we should probably stop talking about this.
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should i leave you to your adventures in teleportation
youre still doing that right
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i am still doing that.
it sucks. :(
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