John Egbert (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ghostytrainer) wrote2011-01-16 12:07 pm
ghostytrainer) wrote2011-01-16 12:07 pm
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voice mail
Oh hey, what's up?
[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]
Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!
[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]
I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!
[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]
Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?
[Beep!]
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[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]
Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!
[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]
I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!
[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]
Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?
[Beep!]
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2. there is no more number 2, we're done here.
3. your face doesn't make any sense.
4. yes. that is actually a thing that some people really, truly, and willingly do. and before you ask: no i have no idea what the hell is wrong with them.
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2. NUMBER TWO WILL NEVER GO AWAY. NOPE. IT WILL ALWAYS BE HERE, FLOATING IN THE BACK OF MY MIND.
3. YOU NEVER MAKE ANY SENSE SO I SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED.
4. ...I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
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1b. we're not talking about this. ever.
3. i make more sense than your face.
4. there are some things that i will actually agree with you on when you say humans are weird. this is one of those things.
because it's basically terrible and i will never understand why anybody thought that it was a good idea.
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1B. IT APPEARS AS THOUGH WE *ARE* TALKING ABOUT IT.
2. THIS IS STILL HERE, DIPSHIT. IT'S NOT GOING AWAY.
3. I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT HAVING ANYTHING "MINOR" WRONG WITH YOUR NEURONS.
4. I'M ERASING THAT BIT FROM MY MEMORY BANKS AND HOPING THAT IT NEVER RETURNS.
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1b. no.
2. no.
3. why thank you for saying there is nothing wrong with my brain. it means a lot, coming from you.
4. you are going to think about it every time you look at your ears.
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1B. FUCK YES.
2. HA HA HA!! I GOT YOU TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE TWO.
3. I WAS GOING TO SAY "MAJOR" IN IT'S PLACE, BULGESUCKER.
4. NO, BECAUSE I AM GOING TO REMOVE MINE TONIGHT.
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1b. hell no.
2. fuck you.
3. but you didn't so i interpreted it how i wanted to!
4. your earrings or your brain?
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1B. THAT'S A FUCK YES.
2. THAT'S NOT MY JOB, BUT RATHER IT'S ROSE'S.
3. YOU KNEW WHAT I WAS IMPLYING, ASSWIPE. DON'T PRETEND OTHERWISE.
4. MY EARRINGS, DUH!
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1b. definitely a fuck no.
3. shhh let me have my dreams.
4. wait what? why did you even go through with it in the first place if you are just going to let them close up that doesn't make any sense.
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IT HAS GOTTEN PASSED THE AMUSING STAGE INTO THE TEDIOUS NOOKBITING ONE AND THAT MEANS IT'S OVER.
I WENT THROUGH WITH THE THING BECAUSE ROSE.
THAT SHOULD BE A SUFFICIENT ENOUGH REASON.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE AN ASS ABOUT THAT THEN YES, I WILL LET THEM CLOSE UP.
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hehehehehehe.
my god though, come on man, i was just teasing you.
put yourself in my shoes, you can't honestly tell me if the situation were reversed that you wouldn't give me a hard time about it.
at least give it some time and see how you feel before you go pulling them out just because i am being a bro and doing what bros are supposed to do.
did you ask vanitas what he thinks?
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YOU HAVE ME THERE.
I'D DEFINITELY RAG ON YOU UNTIL YOU WERE SOBBING ON THE FLOOR, BEGGING FOR ME TO STOP.
VANITAS, THOUGH?
HE ISN'T APPALLED BY THE IDEA AND THINKS IT LOOKS GOOD.
WHAT HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IS *WHY* EVEN AFTER I EXPLAINED IT.
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it's probably because he doesn't know rose as well as we do.
perhaps one day he will understand.
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just at least as well as we do. which, you are right is probably not an absolute understanding.
but it's more fun that way. at least i think it is.
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it's boring once you know everything there is to know about a person.
or anything, for that matter.
everything should always have some degree of mystery to it. something unknown that keeps your interest piqued and allows for happy little surprises every so often.
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MAYBE YOU FORGET THIS, BUT I AM SORT OF A SUCKER FOR PREDICTABILITY.
SURPRISES AND KARKAT THROWN INTO THE BATTER OF LIFE DO NOT TEND TO BLEND WELL ENOUGH TO TASTE RIGHT AFTER THE HEAT IS ON.
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you really should try and loosen up some though, dude. sometimes surprises are a good thing!
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I CERTAINLY CAN'T.
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waking up every day and STILL being here is a whole string of good little surprises.
beyond that, there are a whole bunch of little mundane surprises that i personally think were good.
but they don't really apply to anybody beyond myself so they don't really ocunt for "our lives."
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and you can't honestly tell me that before shit went to hell, there weren't some things that you didn't enjoy about sburb.
you guys even got to play through the whole thing.
it's just not possible that you were miserable the entire time playing a game like that with all your friends.
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