voice mail

[ghostytrainer]

Oh hey, what's up?

[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]

Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!

[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]

I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!

[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]

Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?

[Beep!]

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July 1st, Action

[tentacletrainer]

[[That's okay, she doesn't mind. She follows after him, a coy smile worming its way onto her lips. Oh the surprise she has for him.]]

July 1st, Action

[ghostytrainer]

[Upon reaching the bedroom, Michael J. hops back onto the bed and looks at Rose expectantly. Just tell him what to do, mama. He's your fox!!!]

July 1st, Action

[tentacletrainer]

Alright little ones, wake up. I need to wake John up. [[Help her usher his fuzzy blanket off of him, Michael!]]

July 1st, Action

[ghostytrainer]

[The Zoroark helps by gingerly pulling the Whimsicott off of John's shoulder. He's trying not to wake her because Phoebe just really does not do well with being woken up before she's ready. And she can be quite the handful in that state, as all of John's Pokémon are painfully aware of now.]

[He sets her down gently on the pillow next to John's before turning back to see which of the other two he needs to help Rose move.]

July 1st, Action

[tentacletrainer]

[[Rose is moving Liv, currently. Can't get to Casey or John with her wrapped around them both like that.]]

July 1st, Action

[ghostytrainer]

[It takes only a few gentle prods to get Liv conscious enough to move herself. She gives Rose a sleepy, yet cheerful chirp, nuzzling against the girl's cheek with her own before lowering her head again to tap Casey awake.]

[Once the Lopunny has given Rose the hugs we all knew were coming, the two girls move out into the living room to curl back up together and sleep some more. Not only are they still tired, but they are pretty sure mommy wants some alone time with daddy. After carefully picking up Pheobe and giving Rose one last lick across the face, Michael J. follows their lead as well.]

[Which leaves Rose alone with her prey, still fast asleep though now groping blindly for something to hold onto. Because suddenly there is a distinct lack of warm fuzzy thing in his arms.]

July 1st, Action

[tentacletrainer]

[[Well how about she fills that void, John? She slips into his arms, but in a way so that they wrap around her waist, leaving his head at boob height. And she just pulls him into her bosom, waiting.

Any moment now, surely.]]

July 1st, Action

[ghostytrainer]

[Oh there. That's much better! John smiles in his sleep, pulling Rose closer and... yeah he totally just nuzzled his face into her breasts because he has no fucking clue what they are.]

Mmmm...

[But at least it sounds like he likes them?]

[tentacletrainer]

Jooohn. Wake up sweetie. [[What if she prods his cheek a little.]]

[ghostytrainer]

Mmnnn... comfy.

[Squish.]

[Yeah he's going to be embarrassed when he wakes up and sees just where his face is.]

[tentacletrainer]

[[What if she pinched his arm?]]

[ghostytrainer]

Ouch!

[He whines, frowning and pulling back a little. And sure enough... the tiniest slivers of blue make their appearance as John starts coming around. Though he's not fully aware of his surroundings just yet.]

[tentacletrainer]

Good morning sleepy head.

[ghostytrainer]

'Mrninggffrrgghh.

[Yeah, that was totally a word there.]

[John lifts a hand to rub an eye, yawning as he continues to work on this whole waking up thing. It's going okay so far, but it still doesn't seem to havve dawned on him just who he's in bed with yet.]

[tentacletrainer]

How are you? [[What if she gave his head a kiss?]]

[ghostytrainer]

T'red...

[Oh hey, that kiss feels nice...]

[tentacletrainer]

[[...okay John. You asked for it.

She chuckles and presses him further in between her breasts. Come on John. This has to wake you up.]]

[ghostytrainer]

M'oomph!!!

[It takes John about a minute to finally realize what in the fresh hell is going on. His eyes snap open and, sure enough, his face is smack in the middle of some a+ boobs. His face promptly turns beet red as John starts attempting to get out of Rose's hold, and more importantly, her funbags.]

[tentacletrainer]

[[She lets go easily enough, giggling something fierce.]]

Good morning!

[ghostytrainer]

[Once free, John sits bolt upright and backs away a little, looking slightly horrified and embarrassed beyond belief.]

Rose!!! You're here you're... when did you get here, I... BWUH???

[tentacletrainer]

I got here this morning, silly. Surprise! How did you sleep?

[ghostytrainer]

[John doesn't even bother to answer her question. Instead, he just throws his arms around her and hugs her tight, burying his face in her shoulder.]

[Okay he's going to need a minute before they get back to talking. He missed you, Rose. In case the bone-crushing hug wasn't enough to give that away.]

[tentacletrainer]

[[That's fine, John. She's so glad to hold onto him, honestly...]]

[ghostytrainer]

I missed you so much...

[Only he kind of left his face pressed in her shoulder so that statement came out neither clearly nor loudly. He might have to repeat himself, depending on how hard Rose was listening.]

[tentacletrainer]

[[She understands well enough, simply squeezing his shoulders a little more.]]

I love you John.