John Egbert (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ghostytrainer) wrote2011-01-16 12:07 pm
ghostytrainer) wrote2011-01-16 12:07 pm
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voice mail
Oh hey, what's up?
[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]
Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!
[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]
I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!
[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]
Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?
[Beep!]
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[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]
Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!
[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]
I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!
[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]
Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?
[Beep!]
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rude as hell, dave.
（○゜ε＾○）～☆
what are you talking about though? what book???
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and what other book would i be talking about
the ones from christmas you dork
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[Key difference between John and Rose: John stops when you ask him to.]
the ones from christmas?
OH!
the ones rose wrote?
ahaha dude you're kidding, right? i don't think i even read ten pages.
i love rose to death and all but i don't want to read homoerotic fanfiction about what is obviously supposed to be you and me.
plus it was obviously this year's gag gift.
i haven't given that book a thought since christmas, i just stuck it in the least used drawer of my bedside table and kinda forgot about it.
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because you copied like page four from mine almost exactly
all you needed was a bow wow chicka wow wow in there
kinda creepy
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i'm so sorry i swear i had no idea.
page four of mine was...not that. because i did get that far into it at least.
page four was actually about where i started to realize just what kind of book it was...
they must be different.
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unless she hooked you up with the barista from that one town
the one with the three piercings in one ear and the smooth voice
she didnt did she
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i read far enough into the first story to realize it was thinly veiled john/dave erotica, skipped to a random page in the middle and found christmas-themed john/dave erotica, and then closed the book.
idk why she'd pair me up with that barista, though. you were the one who was hitting on him, not me.
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theyre different
would she really just troll you
actually this is a dumb topic lets move on
hows the ship
see anything cool
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does this mean that you HAVE been reading yours?
the ship is great, i've seen lots of cool stuff.
took some pictures.
you have to come with us next time, man we really just need to get the whole gang on here this summer or something.
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i skimmed it until i noticed a name change in who else was with me in porn land
maybe we can plan that sometime
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now you've got me morbidly curious.
yes. absolutely, i agree.
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im not telling about mine
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you've just got me wondering now if mine has something else mixed in it too.
but at the same time i'm not sure i want to know???
basically: i hate you for even bringing this up.
i'd forgotten about this.
why couldn't you let me stay blissfully unaware.
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youre not pinning this one on me
you started this
accept your prank backfired in your face because im not wearing the paper bag of shame here
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like a bug to cardboard!!
you're the one who brought it up!!
the bag is all yours!
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you didn't have to bring up the books because of it!
aaaaaaaaalllllllllllll yoooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
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still not my fault
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anyway, so how is everyone over on your end?
anything exciting happen?
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just normal day to day stuff here
getting used to completely different dynamics
its just nothing im used to
jake is really awkward
jane is more skeptical than i ever remember
and teenbro is the usual but we talk a lot
its weird
[I.e Dave is a dork and just hanging on the edge, getting used to these new people.]
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durr, silly me.
but hey, normal, everyday stuff is good.
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its better than what else we could be stuck with
though
still wondering about these legendary pokemon
just how many of them are there
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who really knows. i mean yeah, there's info in books and shit but i wouldn't be surprised if there are more out there that nobody knows anything about yet.
you know, considering they're legendaries and notoriously people shy.
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every one of them seems to be called a world creator but which legend is right
if any one of them
it seems like an ancient way to explain a huge force of nature they couldnt stop
if it was something they couldnt possibly measure themselves against than it must be a god
or something like that
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maybe it was a collaborative effort.
either way though, that's basically the same logic any civilization uses.
ah, a strange light coming from the sky when it rains! must be a dude in a beard hurling shit at the ground from above the clouds.
or a saber toothed tiger, why not?
the only difference is we KNOW raikou is real. jury's still out on zeus though.
what brought this up all of a sudden though?
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