ghostytrainer | prank #3

[When the video feed clicks on, it is to a scene of John in his hotel room haphazardly throwing stuff into his bag. Clearly, he's not the one operating the pokégear. since he only has one pokémon with actual appendages, it's pretty obvious that Tripp the Pidgey is the cameraman at the moment.]

Okay...Vriska, Aradia, Gamzee, Eridan I don't feel like trying to track all four of you down so hopefully you'll all see this. Rose just made it to Cherrygrove so we're ready to go if you four--

[A semi-loud crack from a source somewhere off screen stops him mid sentence. He looks over his shoulder towards something that can't be seen from the current camera angle.]

Oh, no way.

[He drops his bag to the floor and walks off screen. It takes Tripp a minute to adjust the camera so that John's visible again, but once he manages it, it becomes obvious what distracted him: his buneary egg is hatching. It takes a few moments for the tiny creature to fully extricate itself from its egg, but when it does...]

OH MY GODDDDDDD!!!

[John picked up the small pokémon and proceeds to flip the fuck out. He is basically dancing around that room make strange unintelligible shrieking noises of joy. His Buneary doesn't seem to mind and is actually making happy little squeaky noises as well. There's no way half the inn isn't hearing this shit.]

[The video feed cuts off.]

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[[She was going to say something, but then the egg started happening and John seemed to stop listening.

She watched intently, waiting for it to hatch so that they could converse, but then...]]

[[Why had she agreed to wait outside and let him handle this? Clearly nothing was going to get done here.]]

[Why Miss Lalonde, it seems as though you have made a glaring mistake in judgement. Clearly you never should have trusted John with this much responsibility. He just can't handle it.]

W-what...

W-what the fuck w-was that?

[Is this....Is this supposed to be the leader of the group? WHEN DID THAT HAPEN?]

[[Clearly.]]

...John, will you please cease your shrieking? If you can even hear me over top of it...

Perhaps it would be more productive if I simply came up there...

[He is too far gone Rose, there is no hope of him hearing you. But Tripp seems to agree with you, so he gives his master a firm peck on the head, the camera view swaying ridiculously as he does so. What an awesome floor.]

Ow! Tripp! What was that for? Huh?

[The camera reorients itself and John reappears, still firmly grasping his Buneary who is hugging the side of his face with its little arms.]

Oh! Rose!

[Dawning realization.]

...the camera was still on for that wasn't it?

[Yes Eridan, this is the one who lead the humans in their session. Do you see what their first big mistake was?]

[You're going to have to speak up though, he can't hear you over the sound of his own joy.]

[At first Soul was like]

[He absolutely despises being ignored and since he was already in the hotel lobby, have him marching up to your room and kicking the door in.]

W-what.

The.

Fuck.

[But then, he lol'd. :)]

Looks like you like your new teammate, huh?

...Of course it was, John. You were in the middle of recording when this happened, what would make you think it had turned off?

[[Sigh.]]

Once everyone is gathered and we are set to go, you may continue your celebration.

[[That Buneary is pretty cute though, so she can't really blame you. Of course, she won't be telling you that.]]

[Karkat tries to say something. He really does. His mouth opens, goes to form the start of words and everything, but in the end all that come out are half-noises and frustrated growls. By the end he looks like he wants to strangle something.]

...crap.

[It's almost enough to make him facepalm at his own foolishness. Why didn't you turn the camera off Tripp, WHY?!]

Right...okay. Well hopefully they at least got the message. I'll be back downstairs in a second.

[Congratulations Eridan, you've successfully captured his attention. Now good luck keeping it.]

Oh, hey Eridan! Guess you got my message. You ready to get out of here? Also, please don't use words like that around Casey.

[He covers the Buneary's ears. She was just born Eridan, christ! Control that tongue of yours!]

And I will be waiting here.

[[And she was indeed, sitting in a chair in the main hall with Tick in her hair, her Pidgey in her lap and Dave looking cool in the chair next to her.]]

[He literally facepalms.]

Oh you'we got to be kiddin' me...

Yes I'm ready. I'we been ready for fuckin' w-weeks.

[Asking Eridan to stop swearing is like asking Gamzee to stop being a clown! It just wasn't going to happen.]

[It takes him a few minutes to respond to you, Soul, but eventually he picks the pokégear up. You'll have to forgive him, he is beyond excited right now.]

Hey Soul! Yeah, I guess you could say that. I mean look at her!

[He holds her up right in front of the camera. Look how cute that face is Soul, just look.]

Heh; she is a pretty cute Pokemon. Gotta name for her yet?

[Questions will come in a sec, just gotta get into a conversation after all. B)]

[damn right half the inn is hearing it. Larxene is not amused.]

What a stupid Pokémon.

Mm-hmm! I've known what I was going to name her since I bought the egg. Well, if she was a girl. Which the pokédex says she is, so I guess I lucked out. Her name is Casey!

[Don't ask Soul, for your own good do NOT ask.]

Casey's a boy name too, you know. Woulda lucked out either way!

[But. You don't even know what he wants to know! :(]

Hey, man --- can I ask you a couple questions? I mean, they're just a few.
Nothin' too big, eiher.

[He's glaring at you Eridan, what did he just say? But a sudden realization prevents him from asking you to kindly ask a second time.]

Hey, where's Gamzee? I think this is the first time I've seen you without him.

Yeah, but it wouldn't have worked if she was a boy. Because Cameron Poe's loving daughter Casey is...well just that. His daughter.

[Emphasis because you need to understand this Soul. It is of the UTMOST importance.]

What do you need to ask though? I'll try and answer the best I can.

It's about Jade, so it's nothing big.

'Cause, I mean... I'm planning on getting her stuff for Valentine's, you know?

[ ....
wait ---]

Not just her, of course. I mean, I'm gettin' stuff for like. Maka and the rest, too. Since, you know, they're girls, and it's Valentine's.
And... stuff.

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