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ghostytrainer) wrote2011-02-03 06:32 pm
ghostytrainer) wrote2011-02-03 06:32 pm
prank #3 | video
[When the video feed clicks on, it is to a scene of John in his hotel room haphazardly throwing stuff into his bag. Clearly, he's not the one operating the pokégear. since he only has one pokémon with actual appendages, it's pretty obvious that Tripp the Pidgey is the cameraman at the moment.]
Okay...Vriska, Aradia, Gamzee, Eridan I don't feel like trying to track all four of you down so hopefully you'll all see this. Rose just made it to Cherrygrove so we're ready to go if you four--
[A semi-loud crack from a source somewhere off screen stops him mid sentence. He looks over his shoulder towards something that can't be seen from the current camera angle.]
Oh, no way.
[He drops his bag to the floor and walks off screen. It takes Tripp a minute to adjust the camera so that John's visible again, but once he manages it, it becomes obvious what distracted him: his buneary egg is hatching. It takes a few moments for the tiny creature to fully extricate itself from its egg, but when it does...]
OH MY GODDDDDDD!!!
[John picked up the small pokémon and proceeds to flip the fuck out. He is basically dancing around that room make strange unintelligible shrieking noises of joy. His Buneary doesn't seem to mind and is actually making happy little squeaky noises as well. There's no way half the inn isn't hearing this shit.]
[The video feed cuts off.]
Okay...Vriska, Aradia, Gamzee, Eridan I don't feel like trying to track all four of you down so hopefully you'll all see this. Rose just made it to Cherrygrove so we're ready to go if you four--
[A semi-loud crack from a source somewhere off screen stops him mid sentence. He looks over his shoulder towards something that can't be seen from the current camera angle.]
Oh, no way.
[He drops his bag to the floor and walks off screen. It takes Tripp a minute to adjust the camera so that John's visible again, but once he manages it, it becomes obvious what distracted him: his buneary egg is hatching. It takes a few moments for the tiny creature to fully extricate itself from its egg, but when it does...]
OH MY GODDDDDDD!!!
[John picked up the small pokémon and proceeds to flip the fuck out. He is basically dancing around that room make strange unintelligible shrieking noises of joy. His Buneary doesn't seem to mind and is actually making happy little squeaky noises as well. There's no way half the inn isn't hearing this shit.]
[The video feed cuts off.]
[Video]
[You're going to have to speak up though, he can't hear you over the sound of his own joy.]
[Video + Action]
W-what.
The.
Fuck.
[Action]
Oh, hey Eridan! Guess you got my message. You ready to get out of here? Also, please don't use words like that around Casey.
[He covers the Buneary's ears. She was just born Eridan, christ! Control that tongue of yours!]
[Action]
Oh you'we got to be kiddin' me...
Yes I'm ready. I'we been ready for fuckin' w-weeks.
[Asking Eridan to stop swearing is like asking Gamzee to stop being a clown! It just wasn't going to happen.]
[Action]
Hey, where's Gamzee? I think this is the first time I've seen you without him.
[ACTION]
[ACTION]
Well, anyway if you could find him and meet me in the lobby we can get out of here. Oh and if you happen to see Vriska or Aradia, let them know too. I haven't heard from them yet.
[ACTION]
Keep your little human pants on.
[ACTION]
Thanks man, I'll see you in a bit I guess.
[He finishes throwing the rest of his stuff in his bag and swings it over his shoulder. Lobby time now.]
[ACTION]