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ghostytrainer) wrote2011-12-03 07:00 pm
ghostytrainer) wrote2011-12-03 07:00 pm
Entry tags:
- !ic,
- &text,
- 100% for serious,
- ^dave strider,
- ^eridan ampora,
- ^feferi peixes,
- ^karkat vantas,
- ^luke triton,
- ^merlin,
- ^misaki suzuhara,
- ^other father,
- ^rose lalonde,
- ^sollux captor,
- ^stitch,
- ^tavros nitram,
- seeking: attractive female companion for,
- terrible metaphors,
- this is stupid,
- world's best best friend,
- world's best twin sister
prank #26 | text
ladies of johto! (and also kanto!)
have you a void in your heart?
a void that you just can't seem to fill no matter what you do?
a void that maybe, just maybe, could be filled with with the help of a dashing young knight in shining armor?
well you're in luck!
it just so happens that there is one such dashing knight conveniently located in saffron city. (he even has his own flaming off-white steed! sooooooooo cool!)
not only that, but for reasons i cannot fathom, he has yet to find that ~special someone~.
like a lonely, individually-wrapped kraft cheese single that somehow wound up in the back of the fridge and lies waiting for the moment that it can experience the joy and togetherness that is being part of a delicious sandwich.
actually, scratch lonely. coolkids don't do lonely.
which is exactly what dave strider is: the coolest of cool.
though somehow he manages to be completely smoking hot at the same time. (true facts, even i find him to be almost irresistably attractive. hahaha jk dave, you know i actually don't.)
but in all seriousness, just look at this guy: acoolkidandhiscrow.png
...actually, wait this one is better.
settledownladiesyourknightishere.png
yeeaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! B)
Oh, but allow us to assure you that cool is not all there is to this dashing knight.
And while his armour may gleam with the most incandescent of lights, he is not always smoking hot.
There is more to this cool kid that any number of you would surely find attractive.
After all, simply look at the charm he holds in the colder months.
Abundleofjoy.png
And, similar to most knights, he is simply darling while he sleeps.
Believeitornotthereisminimaldrooling.png
rose, don't you think both of those pictures kind of defeat the purpose of what we are trying to accomplish here?
please save the sibling rivalry stuff for AFTER we find dave a girlfriend.
also, i am pretty sure that when i shared that second one with you, my guidelines for its usage were "blackmail purposes". :|
Personally, I thought the point was attracting a girlfriend.
Not scaring them off with the idea that he is too cool for everyone.
And John, you have a fountain of blackmail.
I felt it wouldn't be harmful to delve into it just a little.
However, fine.
This next picture will be far more suitable, I'm sure.
Theboys.png
(Please note, we are strictly speaking in terms of the one in shades. His friend is not up for discussion.)
yes, see rose?
that is a much nicer picture which also manages to capture dave's more fun loving side! (though that could just be because of the devilishly handsome young man in blue hehehehehe. only not really, jk again.)
but enough of these photographic shenanigans and back to the point!
ladies, if you think you have what it takes to date this fine specimen of manliness and all-around awesomeness, all you have to do is respond to this message!
though i should warn you, there is a very stringent screening process!
because i can't marry my best bro off to just ANYBODY, you know?
even if it is his birthday and he really needs a girlfriend. :P
oh! and one more thing: we are being completely serious about this.
so we would appreciate serious responses.
and jade, back us up on this would you?
if you're not too busy right now, that is.
((ooc: Responses may come from John, Rose, the birthday boy himself (Dave), or possibly Jade. Some of you might even be lucky enough to get some combination of them. Don't you feel special? Also, save for the second picture, all art was from the following tumblr artists: bananasandguavas, robopolis, kayotics, kerezteny.))
have you a void in your heart?
a void that you just can't seem to fill no matter what you do?
a void that maybe, just maybe, could be filled with with the help of a dashing young knight in shining armor?
well you're in luck!
it just so happens that there is one such dashing knight conveniently located in saffron city. (he even has his own flaming off-white steed! sooooooooo cool!)
not only that, but for reasons i cannot fathom, he has yet to find that ~special someone~.
like a lonely, individually-wrapped kraft cheese single that somehow wound up in the back of the fridge and lies waiting for the moment that it can experience the joy and togetherness that is being part of a delicious sandwich.
actually, scratch lonely. coolkids don't do lonely.
which is exactly what dave strider is: the coolest of cool.
though somehow he manages to be completely smoking hot at the same time. (true facts, even i find him to be almost irresistably attractive. hahaha jk dave, you know i actually don't.)
but in all seriousness, just look at this guy: acoolkidandhiscrow.png
...actually, wait this one is better.
settledownladiesyourknightishere.png
yeeaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! B)
Oh, but allow us to assure you that cool is not all there is to this dashing knight.
And while his armour may gleam with the most incandescent of lights, he is not always smoking hot.
There is more to this cool kid that any number of you would surely find attractive.
After all, simply look at the charm he holds in the colder months.
Abundleofjoy.png
And, similar to most knights, he is simply darling while he sleeps.
Believeitornotthereisminimaldrooling.png
rose, don't you think both of those pictures kind of defeat the purpose of what we are trying to accomplish here?
please save the sibling rivalry stuff for AFTER we find dave a girlfriend.
also, i am pretty sure that when i shared that second one with you, my guidelines for its usage were "blackmail purposes". :|
Personally, I thought the point was attracting a girlfriend.
Not scaring them off with the idea that he is too cool for everyone.
And John, you have a fountain of blackmail.
I felt it wouldn't be harmful to delve into it just a little.
However, fine.
This next picture will be far more suitable, I'm sure.
Theboys.png
(Please note, we are strictly speaking in terms of the one in shades. His friend is not up for discussion.)
yes, see rose?
that is a much nicer picture which also manages to capture dave's more fun loving side! (though that could just be because of the devilishly handsome young man in blue hehehehehe. only not really, jk again.)
but enough of these photographic shenanigans and back to the point!
ladies, if you think you have what it takes to date this fine specimen of manliness and all-around awesomeness, all you have to do is respond to this message!
though i should warn you, there is a very stringent screening process!
because i can't marry my best bro off to just ANYBODY, you know?
even if it is his birthday and he really needs a girlfriend. :P
oh! and one more thing: we are being completely serious about this.
so we would appreciate serious responses.
and jade, back us up on this would you?
if you're not too busy right now, that is.
((ooc: Responses may come from John, Rose, the birthday boy himself (Dave), or possibly Jade. Some of you might even be lucky enough to get some combination of them. Don't you feel special? Also, save for the second picture, all art was from the following tumblr artists: bananasandguavas, robopolis, kayotics, kerezteny.))
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shoot captain
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every time you flip tables like that youre basically lighting up a neon fucking sign
hey come fuck with me i have anger management issues and self esteem problems and im basically a therapists wet dream no resistance here
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thanks for the offer though its really thoughtful of you
maybe i misjudged you after all
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since you werent here for the first round ill let you in on something
the reason i fucked with you at all
literally the only reason i bothered taking any time out of my packed fucking schedule to let you ogle me and buy you coffee for the sole fucking purpose of breaking your heart
was because you were a cock to my friends
and
surprise
youre still fucking being a cock
so you can knock off your whining pussy bullshit about being judged for your past selfs actions or what the fuck ever
because youre right
im not changing my opinions
youre a cocksucker ampora
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fact is youre a jackass
q e fucking d
and im sick of your shit
later
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