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ghostytrainer) wrote2011-12-03 07:00 pm
ghostytrainer) wrote2011-12-03 07:00 pm
Entry tags:
- !ic,
- &text,
- 100% for serious,
- ^dave strider,
- ^eridan ampora,
- ^feferi peixes,
- ^karkat vantas,
- ^luke triton,
- ^merlin,
- ^misaki suzuhara,
- ^other father,
- ^rose lalonde,
- ^sollux captor,
- ^stitch,
- ^tavros nitram,
- seeking: attractive female companion for,
- terrible metaphors,
- this is stupid,
- world's best best friend,
- world's best twin sister
prank #26 | text
ladies of johto! (and also kanto!)
have you a void in your heart?
a void that you just can't seem to fill no matter what you do?
a void that maybe, just maybe, could be filled with with the help of a dashing young knight in shining armor?
well you're in luck!
it just so happens that there is one such dashing knight conveniently located in saffron city. (he even has his own flaming off-white steed! sooooooooo cool!)
not only that, but for reasons i cannot fathom, he has yet to find that ~special someone~.
like a lonely, individually-wrapped kraft cheese single that somehow wound up in the back of the fridge and lies waiting for the moment that it can experience the joy and togetherness that is being part of a delicious sandwich.
actually, scratch lonely. coolkids don't do lonely.
which is exactly what dave strider is: the coolest of cool.
though somehow he manages to be completely smoking hot at the same time. (true facts, even i find him to be almost irresistably attractive. hahaha jk dave, you know i actually don't.)
but in all seriousness, just look at this guy: acoolkidandhiscrow.png
...actually, wait this one is better.
settledownladiesyourknightishere.png
yeeaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! B)
Oh, but allow us to assure you that cool is not all there is to this dashing knight.
And while his armour may gleam with the most incandescent of lights, he is not always smoking hot.
There is more to this cool kid that any number of you would surely find attractive.
After all, simply look at the charm he holds in the colder months.
Abundleofjoy.png
And, similar to most knights, he is simply darling while he sleeps.
Believeitornotthereisminimaldrooling.png
rose, don't you think both of those pictures kind of defeat the purpose of what we are trying to accomplish here?
please save the sibling rivalry stuff for AFTER we find dave a girlfriend.
also, i am pretty sure that when i shared that second one with you, my guidelines for its usage were "blackmail purposes". :|
Personally, I thought the point was attracting a girlfriend.
Not scaring them off with the idea that he is too cool for everyone.
And John, you have a fountain of blackmail.
I felt it wouldn't be harmful to delve into it just a little.
However, fine.
This next picture will be far more suitable, I'm sure.
Theboys.png
(Please note, we are strictly speaking in terms of the one in shades. His friend is not up for discussion.)
yes, see rose?
that is a much nicer picture which also manages to capture dave's more fun loving side! (though that could just be because of the devilishly handsome young man in blue hehehehehe. only not really, jk again.)
but enough of these photographic shenanigans and back to the point!
ladies, if you think you have what it takes to date this fine specimen of manliness and all-around awesomeness, all you have to do is respond to this message!
though i should warn you, there is a very stringent screening process!
because i can't marry my best bro off to just ANYBODY, you know?
even if it is his birthday and he really needs a girlfriend. :P
oh! and one more thing: we are being completely serious about this.
so we would appreciate serious responses.
and jade, back us up on this would you?
if you're not too busy right now, that is.
((ooc: Responses may come from John, Rose, the birthday boy himself (Dave), or possibly Jade. Some of you might even be lucky enough to get some combination of them. Don't you feel special? Also, save for the second picture, all art was from the following tumblr artists: bananasandguavas, robopolis, kayotics, kerezteny.))
have you a void in your heart?
a void that you just can't seem to fill no matter what you do?
a void that maybe, just maybe, could be filled with with the help of a dashing young knight in shining armor?
well you're in luck!
it just so happens that there is one such dashing knight conveniently located in saffron city. (he even has his own flaming off-white steed! sooooooooo cool!)
not only that, but for reasons i cannot fathom, he has yet to find that ~special someone~.
like a lonely, individually-wrapped kraft cheese single that somehow wound up in the back of the fridge and lies waiting for the moment that it can experience the joy and togetherness that is being part of a delicious sandwich.
actually, scratch lonely. coolkids don't do lonely.
which is exactly what dave strider is: the coolest of cool.
though somehow he manages to be completely smoking hot at the same time. (true facts, even i find him to be almost irresistably attractive. hahaha jk dave, you know i actually don't.)
but in all seriousness, just look at this guy: acoolkidandhiscrow.png
...actually, wait this one is better.
settledownladiesyourknightishere.png
yeeaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! B)
Oh, but allow us to assure you that cool is not all there is to this dashing knight.
And while his armour may gleam with the most incandescent of lights, he is not always smoking hot.
There is more to this cool kid that any number of you would surely find attractive.
After all, simply look at the charm he holds in the colder months.
Abundleofjoy.png
And, similar to most knights, he is simply darling while he sleeps.
Believeitornotthereisminimaldrooling.png
rose, don't you think both of those pictures kind of defeat the purpose of what we are trying to accomplish here?
please save the sibling rivalry stuff for AFTER we find dave a girlfriend.
also, i am pretty sure that when i shared that second one with you, my guidelines for its usage were "blackmail purposes". :|
Personally, I thought the point was attracting a girlfriend.
Not scaring them off with the idea that he is too cool for everyone.
And John, you have a fountain of blackmail.
I felt it wouldn't be harmful to delve into it just a little.
However, fine.
This next picture will be far more suitable, I'm sure.
Theboys.png
(Please note, we are strictly speaking in terms of the one in shades. His friend is not up for discussion.)
yes, see rose?
that is a much nicer picture which also manages to capture dave's more fun loving side! (though that could just be because of the devilishly handsome young man in blue hehehehehe. only not really, jk again.)
but enough of these photographic shenanigans and back to the point!
ladies, if you think you have what it takes to date this fine specimen of manliness and all-around awesomeness, all you have to do is respond to this message!
though i should warn you, there is a very stringent screening process!
because i can't marry my best bro off to just ANYBODY, you know?
even if it is his birthday and he really needs a girlfriend. :P
oh! and one more thing: we are being completely serious about this.
so we would appreciate serious responses.
and jade, back us up on this would you?
if you're not too busy right now, that is.
((ooc: Responses may come from John, Rose, the birthday boy himself (Dave), or possibly Jade. Some of you might even be lucky enough to get some combination of them. Don't you feel special? Also, save for the second picture, all art was from the following tumblr artists: bananasandguavas, robopolis, kayotics, kerezteny.))
text; 1/who the fuck knows
actually what i need is a new best friend
to help me move these bodies
text; 2/i love you both so much
especially the blonde
text; 3/i have the best castmates
im surprised youre ready to let me go
after all youve had me to yourselves for so long youre practically spoiled
like a kid with a christmas tree all year round
no fucking clue how lucky you are and pretty much dazzled by the flashing lights and glitter all the time
text; 4/ever. e v e r.
flashing lights and glitter
its like strip club strider up in here
or it would be if it wasnt fuckall below zero
text; 5/i don't even think i deserve this
text; 6/but dave sure as hell does
i am sleeping with all my fucking clothes on from here on out
no more panty shots for you bro
you brought this on yourself
text; 7/i just hope i'm doing this post justice somehow
and if she cuts me off ill have to suck up to jade and soul or something
text; 8/9?
and who knows maybe theres some hot chicks in johto
text; nope, 9/... 11, maybe
im dave mufasa strider iii but you can call me honey if youre hot
and by hot i mean cute and curvaceous
preferably female
rabbit teeth welcome
resemblance to john egbert encouraged
must be okay with being called john and wearing nerdy glasses
text; 10/11, i think....
that one got away from me
text; actually, 11/12. i swear.
gotta be into music and down with being photographed
able to dance or willing to learn
and in the know about the proper fucking meaning of irony
none of this alanis bullshit
text; fucking finished, l m a o
and anyone not okay with being second chair to my forevergirl in the blue text and smarmy grin up there need not apply
also skeptical about lesbians and gingers but not ruling them out just yet
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fat vriska joke, l o l
when i said curvaceous i didnt mean obese
oh you are soooooooo witty
clever girl, right
always
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J-John-san?!
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Hi Misaki! What's up? Should I be taking this response as interest in my good pal Dave?
[Video] Oh typos.
[Video] i feel your pain
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I would consider your offer, but unfortunately my flus)(ed quadrant is already filled. >38)
But i'm sure t)(at a lady will come along eventually if )(e flaunts )(is fins enoug)(!
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sorry you had to miss out on this primo fucking offer
especially since youre cute
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Wow, you guys are quality friends.
As for the add. [She grins a little] I'm totally into music. And dancing, or boogying down in general. Pretty sure I know irony, though I don't know this alanis shelanis stuff.
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Probably better if you don't know Alanis. What kinda music are you into?
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[Video] Late, but had to. |D
The 'cool' is singing a Jazzy version of Happy Birthday on the music room's piano.]
[Video] never too late! ♥
But it's quick, aimed at the floor, and gone by the time he looks up at the 'Gear, eyebrows raised over his shades. ]
Not bad, old man.
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