ghostytrainer | prank #44

[Hello Pokémon World. It's almost 3 in the morning and who all is still awake at this hour? Aside from John, who hasn't slept (save for occasionally nodding off for a few hours here and there) in nearly five days now. But unlike the past three nights, apparently tonight he's feeling kind of chatty.]

[Too bad he doesn't really have anything worthwhile to say...]

ok so i know there's a shit ton of stuff here that doesn't make a lot of sense.
you know like... how everything lays eggs, even the mammals?
and ghosts? ill nrver get that one at all, even if i pride myself as somethign of an ectobreeder.
and don't even get me started on fly just...
that's dumb.
SO DUMB.
but w/e, do you ever just like...sit there adn really think about some of this stuff?

like zubat.

what is even the deal with those fuckers?
they don't have any eyes. but for SOMW REASON they learn mean look.
how can they give ANYTHING a LOOK, MEAN OR OTHERWISE????
it's like how wooper can learn ice punch.
WIHT WHAT ARMS, I ASK YOU??? i am like 1000% sure you need arsm in order to punch someting.

maybe even over 9000% sure of that.
it is not possible to be more postibve of anything than i am right now about needing arms for punching.

no ok i lied we're gointo talk about the flying thing.
like how does that even work you get the hm and you use it on your bird or dragon or whatever is it just like
OH SHIT SON.
IT'S THAT THING I ALREADY KNWE HOW TO DO.
THE THING I DO BASICALLY EVERY DAY BECAUSE I'M A BIRD AND THAT'S HOW I GET AROUND.
BUT NOW I CAN *CARRY YOU*. YOU AND *ALL OF YOUR CRAP*.
what an astounding revelation your pokemon must be having.
okay, all you lucky ducks out there who can read your pokemon's minds or whatever i gotta know.
what's going through your bird/dragon/giant automaton ghost's mind when you crack the fly hm over their heads.
someone get back tome on that.

goddamn i wish i was a poketelepath.
like that would just be the coolest fucking thing. be able to talk to them in your mind and stuff.
crzy mind conversations all day, everyday. with ALL of your pokermon, not just the psychic types.
so.
cool.
only vaguely related, but i miss being able to fly on my own.
i liked it better when i didn't knoe i had powers so i had no idea what i was missing out on. :(
now it's just like "man, john, remember when you had super strength and could do the windy thing and it was basically awesoem? NOT ANYMORE, BUDDY, SORRY."
oh well, i guess.
that's the way the cookie crumbles!

speaking of cookirs, i wonder if it's possible to make literal pancakes.
like using cake batter insread of pancake batter.
but making it ina frying pan on the stove instead of in the oven.
holy shit.
i think i know what i'm goign to do once i'm done watching ghost eraser 3.
dave. dave if you're reading this you should totally come over to my room and help.
we'll do it for scinese.
wait no.

fuck science.
i forgot that science blows and is basically completyl inferior to magic in every way.
let's make kitchen magic, dude. it'll be great.
jade, you can come too even thouhg you think sciende is cool. i won't hold it against you.
even if you're still totally WRONG about that particular issue.

oh but rewind for a sec, let's talk about ghost eraser.
these are actually pretty okay as far as johto moives go. not as good as ghostbusters, sure, but not terirble either.
it's much less of a dissapontment than con dragonair, which is not even close to ebing the same thing as con air which is BASICALLY THE BEST MOVIE EVER, just saying.
i mean they fight a haunted janitor in the first one, pretty damn sweet. in ghost eraser, i mean. not con dragonair, we're not talking about that disappointment anymore.
nope nope.
but it's pretty much impoddible to be a better ghost hunter mobie than ghostbusters.
i m p o s s i b l e

holy shit when did it get to be 3am?
doing the time warp over here or something because i swaer it wasn't that late last i looked at the clock.
ahahahahahahahahahaha.
fuck.

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Wow. That is definitely a lot of cake! I like sweet things, but I think anyone would get sick of baked goods for a while with that many cakes in the house. I get what you mean about there being something relaxing about it, though.

It's why I always wear the hair ribbon my mom made me, no matter what I'm doing - when I'm up on the stage or what. It's a reminder that she's always with me, no matter what. Even though I'm really glad Chieri's here, it's different.

Mm. I know what you mean. I made friends pretty easily here, but it took a little while for her to get here. It was a little sad, but I'm pretty optimistic. I guess it's just hard to get me down.

...oooooh. Those sound delicious, but...it is pretty late. Are you sure it wouldn't be better to try and make them in the morning, as a special breakfast? Because burning yourself would be pretty awful.

I can sing you a lullaby, if you want.

That's a very good quality to have though. The harder it is to get you down, the better time you will have. Haha... wait that goes without saying, doesn't it? Go me. Anyway, it is one of the best traits a person can have, I think.

[And usually, the same can be said for him. But right now...]

Ehh, they're not really for me though. I just want to see if I can do it. Besides, Dave will keep me from burning myself, I am sure. Highly unlikely though it is.

I would like to hear you sing though, it doesn't have to be a lullaby because that won't really help, to be honest. Not that I need help sleeping or anything, because I don't. Don't get the wrong idea there.

It kinda goes without saying. But it's still nice to hear it. It makes being an optimist a lot easier.

[She nods, taking a sip of her water.]

I get it. Yeah, I'll let your friend handle the baking part - like I said, I can't bake to save my life. I can cook okay, but baking...

[Nagisa giggles.]

Okay. Hm. Let me think...no, not that one, it's too mushy, and that one's really Chieri's song, not mine. Maybe...

[She tilts her head for a minute, and then snaps her fingers.]

I've got it! It's actually called 'To be continued', believe it or not.

[Nagisa sits up - gotta have good posture for this - and clears her throat. There's no background music, but that's okay; after a moment, she starts singing.]

Around the time today ends, I think about what kind of
day it's been as the sun sets...It's not that I did everything I wanted to. I leave something behind and night falls.

Rivers are flowing, people continue to walk...
I realize the meaning of living for as many stars there are being reflected in the water.

I'll decide one thing that I want to do tomorrow! With my goal done, I'll be able to walk straight ahead without being lost.

Those footsteps won't be in a hurry - if I look back, today was OK as it was.

[She keeps on singing till the song is done.]

[John falls silent, even going as far as to mute the TV in the background as Nagisa begins to sing. It doesn't have quite the intended effect of working as a lullaby because John doesn't look particularly sleepy. Well, no more sleepy than he already did, despite his words to the contrary. But it does bring a smile to his face at least.]

[And when she's done, John begins to applaud.]

Brava, brava. Very nice! [He giggles.] You have a really pretty voice, Nagisa.

[Nagisa takes a little bow. Her Audino's in the background, and it applauds, too.]

Thank you, John! I hope it helped a little bit. One step forward at a time. You'll look back on it all later and go 'well, it sucks that I can't sleep right now, but you know? I made a friend out of it.' Or at least, I hope.

[She nods and smiles.]

At least, I know I did.

Hehehe... you're right. I did make a friend out of it and that's never a bad thing. And it did help a little so...

Thanks, Nagisa.

[He beams.]

I'm glad it helped, even a little bit. If you need to talk, though - I'm a pretty good listener. And I'm up pretty late most of the time. I'm kinda used to it.

And same for lullabies. The offer's always open.

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