27 August 2011 @ 11:23 pm
prank #23 | accidental audio [BACKDATED TO THE NIGHT OF 8/26]
[Do you know the dangerous thing about sticking your pokegear in your back pocket is? Give you a hint, it involves sitting down.]
[If you guessed accidental butt-dials, you would be one hundred percent correct! And that is exactly what's happening right now as the network is graced with the sound of a boy yelping in pain.]--eoowch!As I told you, John. If you would hold still and relax, this would only cause minimal pain. Please try and keep that in mind.I'm trying to, Rose! But that's a lot easier said than--ow--done. Especially since you seem to be a lot better at getting it in than getting it out.Again. If you would hold still, pulling it out would not be such a challenge.[There's a sound of somebody (presumably John) taking a deep breath followed by the sound of a body squirming against a sleeping bag.]Okay, I'm still now. Just...hurry up and pull it out!Do you really want me to "hurry"? One would think that would simply cause greater pain. But if that's really what you are requesting me to do.Yes, please just do it quickly. This really kind of hurts and I can't stand how it feels. God, why did we think this was a good idea?If I remember correctly, you are the one who suggested it in the first place. Something about how fun it would be. Though I do admit, I found it quite enjoyable at first.Oh yes, it was a lot of fun until the part with the intense pain. That's about when it stopped being fun. And I'm not feeling any pulling...I would really appreciate it if that were a thing you were doing right now. Please.Now, whose fault was that? If you had listened to my instructions, that would not have happened. I say everything with a reason. Reason being for you to listen. And I apologize. I will commence immediately.Hey, I do too listen! Every word that falls fr-- FFFFFUCK OW! Oh my god, ow![A tiny chuckle.] It's out now.Still hurts though.Yes, well, that is an unfortunate side-effect. It will subside soon, I assure you. No offense meant by this, but I do hope you do not require a kiss to make it better.But Rooooose. [A very fake-sounding whine. Presumably there's a pout to go along with this as well but oh the joys of audio posts.] you have maaagic kisses and I just won't feel better without one~Perhaps after we've exhausted ourselves and retreated to bed. For now, however, there is a matter yet still to attend to.Okay, I think I can live with that.That is a relief to know. Now, take a few deep breaths, relax, and then we will proceed with round two once you feel you are adequately prepared.[John takes a deep breath and the transmission abruptly cuts off.]
((ooc: IN CASE YOU COULDN'T GUESS...no, there is nothing naughty going on. John just has a couple of big splinters in his hand. And splinters hurt, man. ;n;))
Current Location: ilex forest
Current Mood: 
ouch.
10 June 2011 @ 01:04 am
prank #18 | video/action for route 34
[So it's what...2 in the morning? Yeah, some retarded time like that. Very, very late at night when people (especially growing thirteen year old boys) should be asleep and dreaming and definitely not in the middle of patches of grass right outside of Goldenrod City.]
[Unfortunately, that's where John is tonight. Why? Because his Eevee somehow just knew that tonight was the night for evolution. So that meant that they had to go outside and train RIGHT. NOW.]
[And so they did. Or well...Lestat did. John just tried his hardest not to fall back asleep.]
[At some point all of Lestat's hard work paid off, because when the feed clicks on it's to a very excited John sitting in the middle of the grass hugging an extremely wriggly and irritable-looking Umbreon.]I knew you liked me! I
knew it! Haha, you can't hide it from me anymore, Lestat. You couldn't have evolved unless I made you hap--EEOOOWW!!!
[Seems Lestat decided that that was enough gushing out of the boy for one night and that the perfect way to get him to shut up was to sink his teeth into the boy's left shoulder. Hard.]
[The feed clicks off as Casey abandons the 'gear in favor of pulling the two apart.]
Current Location: route 34
Current Mood: 
ouch.
18 March 2011 @ 11:25 pm
prank #10 | video / action for route 32
[The video feed clicks on at three o'clock in the morning, a curious looking Eevee's face taking up the screen. She nudges the camera with her nose a bit, as though trying to straighten the camera. She then disappears off-screen, revealing a lovely nighttime view of route 32. A little ways away stand two human figures, accompanied but a Gastly which appears to be in the middle of a battle. The image is kind of wobbly and low to the ground, indicating that, once again, a pokémon has gotten a hold of his or her trainer's pokegear. Since one of the trainers is clearly John (for those of you who know him), it should be fairly obvious who the pokémon operating the camera is. Hint: it isn't Sassacre.]Night Shade again, Slimer.[John doesn't sound nearly as enthusiastic as usual. This is one of the side effects of being dragged out of your hotel room at 9pm and being forced into a non-stop grinding session. Rose, you are a slave driver.]
[Slimer however, seems to be pretty enthusiastic still (probably because he's only been the focus of this training session for the past forty five minutes or so) and obliges, finishing his opponent with glee.]Wooo! That was good. Okay...can we go back to the hotel now, Rose? Are we done here yet?I'm not certain, John. Has Slimer evolved yet?...No.I believe you have answered your own question then.[There are a few Buneary and Eevee equivalents of giggles from nearby off-screen as John gives Rose a look that says something along the lines of "Are you serious?!" In return, Rose gives him one that says "Quite, now get a move on." Realizing that he's fighting a losing battle here, John groans and begins shuffling through the grass in search of another random wild pokemon for Slimer to defeat. Notebook in hand, Rose follows after him, eager to add more strategies to the growing list on the pages of her notebook.]
((OOC: Video tags will get a response from John, Rose, or both once Slimer has finally evolved. Rose is determined to have John level-grind until his pokémon are strong enough to take on the gym, he's not allowed to answer the 'gear till she's satisfied.))
Current Mood: 
tired
Current Location: route 32
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