ghostytrainer: (pester pester!)
John Egbert ([personal profile] ghostytrainer) wrote2013-06-25 11:50 pm

prank #44 | text

[Hello Pokémon World. It's almost 3 in the morning and who all is still awake at this hour? Aside from John, who hasn't slept (save for occasionally nodding off for a few hours here and there) in nearly five days now. But unlike the past three nights, apparently tonight he's feeling kind of chatty.]

[Too bad he doesn't really have anything worthwhile to say...]


ok so i know there's a shit ton of stuff here that doesn't make a lot of sense.
you know like... how everything lays eggs, even the mammals?
and ghosts? ill nrver get that one at all, even if i pride myself as somethign of an ectobreeder.
and don't even get me started on fly just...
that's dumb.
SO DUMB.
but w/e, do you ever just like...sit there adn really think about some of this stuff?

like zubat.

what is even the deal with those fuckers?
they don't have any eyes. but for SOMW REASON they learn mean look.
how can they give ANYTHING a LOOK, MEAN OR OTHERWISE????
it's like how wooper can learn ice punch.
WIHT WHAT ARMS, I ASK YOU??? i am like 1000% sure you need arsm in order to punch someting.

maybe even over 9000% sure of that.
it is not possible to be more postibve of anything than i am right now about needing arms for punching.

no ok i lied we're gointo talk about the flying thing.
like how does that even work you get the hm and you use it on your bird or dragon or whatever is it just like
OH SHIT SON.
IT'S THAT THING I ALREADY KNWE HOW TO DO.
THE THING I DO BASICALLY EVERY DAY BECAUSE I'M A BIRD AND THAT'S HOW I GET AROUND.
BUT NOW I CAN *CARRY YOU*. YOU AND *ALL OF YOUR CRAP*.
what an astounding revelation your pokemon must be having.
okay, all you lucky ducks out there who can read your pokemon's minds or whatever i gotta know.
what's going through your bird/dragon/giant automaton ghost's mind when you crack the fly hm over their heads.
someone get back tome on that.

goddamn i wish i was a poketelepath.
like that would just be the coolest fucking thing. be able to talk to them in your mind and stuff.
crzy mind conversations all day, everyday. with ALL of your pokermon, not just the psychic types.
so.
cool.
only vaguely related, but i miss being able to fly on my own.
i liked it better when i didn't knoe i had powers so i had no idea what i was missing out on. :(
now it's just like "man, john, remember when you had super strength and could do the windy thing and it was basically awesoem? NOT ANYMORE, BUDDY, SORRY."
oh well, i guess.
that's the way the cookie crumbles!

speaking of cookirs, i wonder if it's possible to make literal pancakes.
like using cake batter insread of pancake batter.
but making it ina frying pan on the stove instead of in the oven.
holy shit.
i think i know what i'm goign to do once i'm done watching ghost eraser 3.
dave. dave if you're reading this you should totally come over to my room and help.
we'll do it for scinese.
wait no.

fuck science.
i forgot that science blows and is basically completyl inferior to magic in every way.
let's make kitchen magic, dude. it'll be great.
jade, you can come too even thouhg you think sciende is cool. i won't hold it against you.
even if you're still totally WRONG about that particular issue.

oh but rewind for a sec, let's talk about ghost eraser.
these are actually pretty okay as far as johto moives go. not as good as ghostbusters, sure, but not terirble either.
it's much less of a dissapontment than con dragonair, which is not even close to ebing the same thing as con air which is BASICALLY THE BEST MOVIE EVER, just saying.
i mean they fight a haunted janitor in the first one, pretty damn sweet. in ghost eraser, i mean. not con dragonair, we're not talking about that disappointment anymore.
nope nope.
but it's pretty much impoddible to be a better ghost hunter mobie than ghostbusters.
i m p o s s i b l e





holy shit when did it get to be 3am?
doing the time warp over here or something because i swaer it wasn't that late last i looked at the clock.
ahahahahahahahahahaha.
fuck.
tentacletrainer: (Why are you up in my grill yo?)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-07-03 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
...fine.

[[She sounds pretty damn irritated right now, but calmly so.]]

I just won't sleep either.
tentacletrainer: (Hmph)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-07-03 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Fine!

[[She tosses the gear aside, though it's still going as it lands on her bed. She's frustrated with him, and she doesn't know how to deal with this right now. Of course he's being stubborn. Of course he refuses to listen to her. And to be honest she doesn't want to deal with it. In fact maybe it's less that she doesn't know how and more that she really just...doesn't want to.]]
tentacletrainer: (Hmph)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-07-03 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm not mad I'm just...frustrated. [[There's a sigh on her end.]] Because I'm worried about you too. And you aren't taking care of yourself but you're not listening to me so I don't know what to do about that. I'm serious when I ask you if you've looked in a mirror. Have you? If not, go do that. Tell me you're okay.

And nothing is going to happen to us. Why would you think something would?
tentacletrainer: (Hmph)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-07-03 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[[Rose is completely silent for a little while after he's done talking.]]

I would never reconsider our relationship.

[[That's all she's got to say on that.]]

I hadn't meant that in past tense, John. I was simply trying to reassure you that nothing was in question between the two of us, because you are a wonderful fiance and I love you very much. As for ignoring you...I was just thinking very hard on things, that's all.
Edited 2013-07-03 03:43 (UTC)
tentacletrainer: (It was an utter failure.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-07-06 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[[She's quiet, but eventually nods a little.]]

Admittedly I was a little worried you'd ask...or want to know. But I wasn't prepared to answer. I'm...still not prepared to explain. Not yet. I'm sorry I didn't reply.
tentacletrainer: (It's kind of lonely here.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-07-06 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[[And that's just kind of a stab to her heart. She never thought you were a selfish jerk, John. If you had left her in the middle of the night like she had? She'd ask...she simply assumed you would do the same. Not because of any selfish nature, but out of worry...

She doesn't say anything though, simply listens. And when he finishes, she makes a soft noise.]]


What is it?
tentacletrainer: (pic#5394221)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-07-06 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[[...oh.]]

No John. I'm not.
tentacletrainer: (You'd be surprised what light can do.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-07-06 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[[She wasn't sure what to expect just...not that?]]

I won't be drinking for a long time, casual or otherwise.
tentacletrainer: (I'm the Seer of Light. At your service.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-07-06 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm... [[Rose spaces out just a little as she thinks back on that. It was a little unlike her, wasn't it? Then again, she had reason for it...and she did feel as though those reasons were justified. But at the same time...

Oh wait, John asked her another question.]]


Ah--yes John. I'll be fine.
tentacletrainer: (Why hello there.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-07-06 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
[[Well she can hear it in his voice, so she has to see it. It'll at least make her feel better. And upon seeing his smile Rose smiles too, curling up just a little and laying down.]]

...Do you know what is a really good ghost movie, John?
tentacletrainer: (I'm the Seer of Light. At your service.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-07-06 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
[[Well she does switch to video here, smiling at him and obviously pretty damn tired herself.

Seems like someone was being hypocritical that entire conversation.

She's all curled up in bed, laying with the gear in her hands. It feels like forever since she's done this with John.]]


Well of course you can, but I was talking about Book of Blood.
tentacletrainer: (And then Frigglish said to the frog-)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-07-06 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[[She snorts, sticking her tongue out at him.]]

Well we will have to watch it together some time then.
tentacletrainer: (You're too kind.)

[personal profile] tentacletrainer 2013-07-06 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds like a wonderful idea to me.

[[She pauses for a moment.]]

I love you, John. I'm sorry.

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