ghostytrainer | prank #44

[Hello Pokémon World. It's almost 3 in the morning and who all is still awake at this hour? Aside from John, who hasn't slept (save for occasionally nodding off for a few hours here and there) in nearly five days now. But unlike the past three nights, apparently tonight he's feeling kind of chatty.]

[Too bad he doesn't really have anything worthwhile to say...]

ok so i know there's a shit ton of stuff here that doesn't make a lot of sense.
you know like... how everything lays eggs, even the mammals?
and ghosts? ill nrver get that one at all, even if i pride myself as somethign of an ectobreeder.
and don't even get me started on fly just...
that's dumb.
SO DUMB.
but w/e, do you ever just like...sit there adn really think about some of this stuff?

like zubat.

what is even the deal with those fuckers?
they don't have any eyes. but for SOMW REASON they learn mean look.
how can they give ANYTHING a LOOK, MEAN OR OTHERWISE????
it's like how wooper can learn ice punch.
WIHT WHAT ARMS, I ASK YOU??? i am like 1000% sure you need arsm in order to punch someting.

maybe even over 9000% sure of that.
it is not possible to be more postibve of anything than i am right now about needing arms for punching.

no ok i lied we're gointo talk about the flying thing.
like how does that even work you get the hm and you use it on your bird or dragon or whatever is it just like
OH SHIT SON.
IT'S THAT THING I ALREADY KNWE HOW TO DO.
THE THING I DO BASICALLY EVERY DAY BECAUSE I'M A BIRD AND THAT'S HOW I GET AROUND.
BUT NOW I CAN *CARRY YOU*. YOU AND *ALL OF YOUR CRAP*.
what an astounding revelation your pokemon must be having.
okay, all you lucky ducks out there who can read your pokemon's minds or whatever i gotta know.
what's going through your bird/dragon/giant automaton ghost's mind when you crack the fly hm over their heads.
someone get back tome on that.

goddamn i wish i was a poketelepath.
like that would just be the coolest fucking thing. be able to talk to them in your mind and stuff.
crzy mind conversations all day, everyday. with ALL of your pokermon, not just the psychic types.
so.
cool.
only vaguely related, but i miss being able to fly on my own.
i liked it better when i didn't knoe i had powers so i had no idea what i was missing out on. :(
now it's just like "man, john, remember when you had super strength and could do the windy thing and it was basically awesoem? NOT ANYMORE, BUDDY, SORRY."
oh well, i guess.
that's the way the cookie crumbles!

speaking of cookirs, i wonder if it's possible to make literal pancakes.
like using cake batter insread of pancake batter.
but making it ina frying pan on the stove instead of in the oven.
holy shit.
i think i know what i'm goign to do once i'm done watching ghost eraser 3.
dave. dave if you're reading this you should totally come over to my room and help.
we'll do it for scinese.
wait no.

fuck science.
i forgot that science blows and is basically completyl inferior to magic in every way.
let's make kitchen magic, dude. it'll be great.
jade, you can come too even thouhg you think sciende is cool. i won't hold it against you.
even if you're still totally WRONG about that particular issue.

oh but rewind for a sec, let's talk about ghost eraser.
these are actually pretty okay as far as johto moives go. not as good as ghostbusters, sure, but not terirble either.
it's much less of a dissapontment than con dragonair, which is not even close to ebing the same thing as con air which is BASICALLY THE BEST MOVIE EVER, just saying.
i mean they fight a haunted janitor in the first one, pretty damn sweet. in ghost eraser, i mean. not con dragonair, we're not talking about that disappointment anymore.
nope nope.
but it's pretty much impoddible to be a better ghost hunter mobie than ghostbusters.
i m p o s s i b l e

holy shit when did it get to be 3am?
doing the time warp over here or something because i swaer it wasn't that late last i looked at the clock.
ahahahahahahahahahaha.
fuck.

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i think it's becuse we are already puns to begin with.
pun tier.
i mean it's lke what are you? made of time?
and... something braeth of air. like that's a thign you need to take.
or something.
ok that one coud have been better, but you get what i mean. haha breath of air.
most titles don't work like that! i mean witch of space? come on noe.
dave and jaen kinda sorta liek...
that time of night.
made of life, but that's not relly actually a saying like made of time.
so they're like honorable mention pun tire.
not quite as cool as us but still cooler than everybody else hwo wishes they could be punstastic like us. B)

the insults were kind of unneeded, yes.
espeiclaly like...when they did it before we even started playing?
that was really confusng and i can't say i was fond of the deaththreats.
...both of which came true, now that i think about it. wow.
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bellosom is pretty, yes.
there are lots of pretty grastypes!
cherrim is relaly pretty when it's sunny outside.
when it's rainy thouh it gets kinda sad looking. :(

its a highly envied and coveted tier
theyre all jealous of our pun tier
(i just spent two minutes trying to figure out why jelaous looked wrong
thats pretty sad
but its okay i fixed it)
yes a breath of air is a thing you have to take john
it would be pretty bad if you didnt take it
!!!!
never forget
not that forgetting to breathe is a thing you can do normally
but yeah i cant think of one for witch of space
or sylph of space
their classes just arent that punny!!!
i guess with space you could be all youre in my personal space or something
but it just doesnt have the same zing
were zingy
yes i agree we are the coolest!!!

[ this conversation absolutely isn't proof to the contrary nope ]

hahaha actually i think that backfired??
like if karkat had really wanted us to undermine you
wouldnt it have been better to troll you when you started playing
rather than giving you like your entire lives to get used to non sequitor insults
thats not how you run an intimidation campaign
haha which people gave you those
one was terezi i expect right?
she always carries through on her threats
its one of the cool things about her

and yes exactly i am sure she would wear a pretty grass type shirt!!!
and cherrim is the saddest when it rains :(
its a pretty big transformation kinda
its nostalgic

i am vrey good at breathing!
like gosh, wow. what a talnet i have and it's not even a clas thing.
poor spac playres. doomed forever to not be as colo as pun tier.
oh oh though.
though there is one that lkie...fits the format.
idk if it's acutlly a class though, probabyl not but............
a waste of space.
hahaha!!! 8D
that's kidn of a sad one though, i really hopw that's not actually a class.
that would be terrible and i would feel bad for anyboby who's grand master density title was "waste fo space".

yes, one was terezi.
but she only kiled me in a doomed offshot so idk if that really counts?
you probably met him. since you know like...ALL the ghosts.
maybe he was the one who datd vriksa.
who, incandentnally, is the other one who killedme.
but i god tiered! so... that one might also potentally not count.

it really is! i was surprised the first tiem i saw sia on a rainy day.
it actualy kinda scared me for a sec, i thought something was really wrong!!
i didnt realiz how literal the pokedx was about thewhole folding up thng.
but yes...we will have to give this some more thought.
maybe we can aslo attempt to make it a more fashionabel shirt?? somehow????

[Lord help us...]

perhaps you should give breathing lessons
for all those people less good at it then you
and yes those poor space players
and also yes thats probably a little sad
and also a bit mean!!
also im not sure that is something i would ever say to any of the space players i know
for a variety of reasons
i dont thing its a legit class though so you dont need to worry

i think that counts
doomed selves are still selves
and actually yes i did know that john :)
hes the one vriska dated i do believe
and idk if that one counts
seeing as how the motivations were probably different
basically you got scourge sistered though
tought luck

i was worried too :(
ummmm
how would we make it more fashionable
like are you saying it would have a non glow in the dark pattern of an unhappy cherrim
and then when it glows in the dark itd be the happy one??

[ how does one fashion ]

i wuold give the best breathing lessons.
ebcause i am basically a pro at breatgni.

yeah, she had
actually, let's nto talk about vriska and wyh she indierect-killed me.
or about vriksa at all.
that sounds like an a-plus idae to me.

i... i don't know if that is acutally possible but that'd be cool if it was?
i am not
ok i'm not relly sure what i am talking about att all anymore, tbh.
i think, maybe is shoudl finalyl..
take everyones' advice/keepm y promise to rose and maybe go to sleep.
and you might want to consider it too.
you mispelled tough. :P

ill give you a gold star

we dont have to talk about anything you dont want to

and also do not have to talk about anything because
in all honesty
sleep sounds pretty good
but i think i want it on record i can slpell better when tired than you can
if we ever have to send out a help message on like idk
no sleep
im the one who gets to type it

night john :)

[Good because he does not want to talk about Vriska at all even though he really probably should.]

good night aradia.

also, confesiion: it's been 4 days aprnetly.
since the lats time iactually like sletp for more than a few hours at a time.
so tis is like... super tired typing.
i'm not always this bad when i'm tird!!!
also i am nevr doing this again hoyl shit.
my brain kinda feels like a waterflal rn.
which iam thinkging is a bad thing, so yes. good night i will talk to you later. :)

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