ghostytrainer | voice mail

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voice mail

Oh hey, what's up?

[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]

Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!

[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]

I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!

[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]

Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?

[Beep!]

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[At that moment John...]

[Joooohhhhnnnnn...]

[Snores.]

[And utterly fails to wake up or really even respond beyond that slightly louder snore.]

...okay then. Will you show me which room you guys are in?

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[Rose, you really should have known better. This is John we're talking about.]

[Michael J. nods and scrambles off of the bed and out of the hotel room. Making sure to keep the door propped open with a paw, he aims the camera at the outside of the door so that Rose can clearly see the number.]

[You know what you must do, mama.]

Thank you. I'll be there soon!

[[She ends the feed but keeps her word, making it to the room within ten minutes. She knocks on the door, calling for Michael as she does so.]]

[There's a yip from the other side as Michael J. opens the door for Rose. He doesn't even let her take a step inside before nearly bowling her over with a hug, however, excitedly smothering her face with foxy kisses. Which is to say: licks.]

[[Laughing, she hugs him back and pets his hair, kissing his face a few times.]]

I missed you too Michael. I'm sorry for disappearing like that. Alright, come on. Let's go wake papa up.

[Yap!! Okay, apparently he's done talking for now. He's going back to his usual barking noises as he bounds towards the bedroom once more.]

[LET'S DO DIIIIIIIIS.]

[[That's okay, she doesn't mind. She follows after him, a coy smile worming its way onto her lips. Oh the surprise she has for him.]]

[Upon reaching the bedroom, Michael J. hops back onto the bed and looks at Rose expectantly. Just tell him what to do, mama. He's your fox!!!]

Alright little ones, wake up. I need to wake John up. [[Help her usher his fuzzy blanket off of him, Michael!]]

[The Zoroark helps by gingerly pulling the Whimsicott off of John's shoulder. He's trying not to wake her because Phoebe just really does not do well with being woken up before she's ready. And she can be quite the handful in that state, as all of John's Pokémon are painfully aware of now.]

[He sets her down gently on the pillow next to John's before turning back to see which of the other two he needs to help Rose move.]

[[Rose is moving Liv, currently. Can't get to Casey or John with her wrapped around them both like that.]]

[It takes only a few gentle prods to get Liv conscious enough to move herself. She gives Rose a sleepy, yet cheerful chirp, nuzzling against the girl's cheek with her own before lowering her head again to tap Casey awake.]

[Once the Lopunny has given Rose the hugs we all knew were coming, the two girls move out into the living room to curl back up together and sleep some more. Not only are they still tired, but they are pretty sure mommy wants some alone time with daddy. After carefully picking up Pheobe and giving Rose one last lick across the face, Michael J. follows their lead as well.]

[Which leaves Rose alone with her prey, still fast asleep though now groping blindly for something to hold onto. Because suddenly there is a distinct lack of warm fuzzy thing in his arms.]

[[Well how about she fills that void, John? She slips into his arms, but in a way so that they wrap around her waist, leaving his head at boob height. And she just pulls him into her bosom, waiting.

Any moment now, surely.]]

[Oh there. That's much better! John smiles in his sleep, pulling Rose closer and... yeah he totally just nuzzled his face into her breasts because he has no fucking clue what they are.]

Mmmm...

[But at least it sounds like he likes them?]

Jooohn. Wake up sweetie. [[What if she prods his cheek a little.]]

Mmnnn... comfy.

[Squish.]

[Yeah he's going to be embarrassed when he wakes up and sees just where his face is.]

[[What if she pinched his arm?]]

Ouch!

[He whines, frowning and pulling back a little. And sure enough... the tiniest slivers of blue make their appearance as John starts coming around. Though he's not fully aware of his surroundings just yet.]

Good morning sleepy head.

'Mrninggffrrgghh.

[Yeah, that was totally a word there.]

[John lifts a hand to rub an eye, yawning as he continues to work on this whole waking up thing. It's going okay so far, but it still doesn't seem to havve dawned on him just who he's in bed with yet.]

How are you? [[What if she gave his head a kiss?]]

T'red...

[Oh hey, that kiss feels nice...]

[[...okay John. You asked for it.

She chuckles and presses him further in between her breasts. Come on John. This has to wake you up.]]

M'oomph!!!

[It takes John about a minute to finally realize what in the fresh hell is going on. His eyes snap open and, sure enough, his face is smack in the middle of some a+ boobs. His face promptly turns beet red as John starts attempting to get out of Rose's hold, and more importantly, her funbags.]

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