ghostytrainer: (you are talking to the pranking MASTER.)
John Egbert ([personal profile] ghostytrainer) wrote2011-01-16 12:07 pm
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voice mail

Oh hey, what's up?

[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]

Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!

[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]

I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!

[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]

Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?

[Beep!]

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moveslikestrider: (I put on a show.)

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[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2014-01-29 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
pretty sure jade would punch me if i did that or find it funny
im not exactly sure which

rap ninja etiquette is you wait for the guy to settle then you knock him off his game
so yeah its about time to throw down the gloves and go pickem up because im going to make you eat that synthetic leather
with salt

hey hey youre not always correct
this city isnt that evil nothing bad happened on my birthday when i was here

ok makes sense

very happy so full of joy i could explode into cotton candy colored confetti with a load of fireworks bursting into the air
i would make the easter bunny look lazy

rude dangling that in front of me
well i have three years of funny hijinks i wont talk about either
so ha

yeah she just needs some time
and
you ever notice davesprite its around
dont you find that a little weird

yes thats right i want to lick up all your creamy filling and swallow you down
uh
i mean chew you up
wait shit
fuck dont take that that way
its not MEANT like that
oh my god
im going to just shut up now
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moveslikestrider: (I have made the choice.)

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[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2014-01-29 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
you can knock off the winking
she taught you that didnt she
or you read it in the book
why did you read it
why not just skim it and pretend you did
moveslikestrider: (You can exist.)

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[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2014-01-29 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
stop
and what other book would i be talking about
the ones from christmas you dork
moveslikestrider: Art by archaeoghost (Find your reality.)

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[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2014-01-31 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
ok
because you copied like page four from mine almost exactly
all you needed was a bow wow chicka wow wow in there
kinda creepy
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[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2014-02-01 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
pretty sure they are
unless she hooked you up with the barista from that one town
the one with the three piercings in one ear and the smooth voice
she didnt did she
moveslikestrider: (Interchanging mind control.)

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[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2014-02-02 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
thats my point
theyre different
would she really just troll you
actually this is a dumb topic lets move on
hows the ship
see anything cool
moveslikestrider: (Can't you be?)

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[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2014-02-03 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
what no
i skimmed it until i noticed a name change in who else was with me in porn land

maybe we can plan that sometime
moveslikestrider: (You wanted control.)

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[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2014-02-03 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
about yours or mine
im not telling about mine
moveslikestrider: (I don't give a shit.)

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[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2014-02-05 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
oh no
youre not pinning this one on me
you started this
accept your prank backfired in your face because im not wearing the paper bag of shame here
moveslikestrider: (Dancing on the shards.)

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[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2014-02-05 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
i refuse to take responsibility for your fake flirting
moveslikestrider: (Moves like Jagger)

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[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2014-02-07 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
nah
still not my fault

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