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Character: John Egbert
Canon: Homestuck
Canon Point: ~~John: Be the someone that is Jade's server player.~~ Updated to just before the meteor crew gets zapped to LOMAX at the end of [S][A6I5] ==>

Current Location: Ecruteak
Living with: Rose Lalonde
Current Houseguests: None
Current Job: Pokécenter Medical Assistant
(650/hr; 4 hours a day, 5 days a week)
Money: ~~527,750P (3/09)~~ The kid is loaded screw keeping up with this

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16 January 2011 @ 12:26 am

[ooc] profile

John Egbert
		HISTORY Okay so first some SBURB shit happened. Then suddenly Pokémon. That was pretty cool. PERSONALITY much dork. such goober. so nerdy. wow. amazbert. APPEARANCE Shorty McShortpants. Used to be chubby but then SBURB happened and he got buff, it was great. Oh, puberty kind of helped with that too. He's still short though. ~~And always will be.~~ ~~Curse you, Nanna.~~ OTHER NOTES »Severely allergic to peanuts. »Has been playing the piano since he was 6 years old (was taught by his father.) »Is a fairly proficient cook, despite his young age. »MORE FUN FACTS GO HERE. »WOW LOOK AT ALL THESE TIDBITS AND HEADCANONS. »SOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
VITAL STATISTICS NAME John Egbert TITLE Heir of Breath AGE 16 BIRTHDATE 4/13/1996 ZODIAC Aries HEIGHT 5'6" WEIGHT it is a mystery HAIR Black EYES Blue SEXUAL ORIENTATION Heterosexual RELATIONSHIP STATUS Engaged to Rose Lalonde
CREDIT。

Tags: !ooc, *profile

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16 January 2011 @ 09:51 am

[ooc] previously owned pokémon

Pokémon that used to be in John's possession but no longer are for some reason or another.

Seppucrow lvl 70 Murkrow	Nakadile lvl 41 Krookodile	Rufio lvl 35 Tauros	dis* lvl 100 Porygon2	Jonathan lvl 90 Swampert	Sara lvl 90 Venomoth
Hunter lvl 35 Luxray	Fuusen lvl 71 Drifblim	Yami lvl 74 Sableye	Wynn lvl 45 Volbeat	Shea lvl 45 Illumise	Minifang lvl 60 Galvantula
Suee lvl 70 Tepig

Tags: !ooc, *pokemon

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16 January 2011 @ 10:51 am

[ooc] pokémon

John changes out his team fairly regularly for training sessions/gym battles/travel arrangements.
The 6 pictured on his trainer card are the six he most commonly has on his person.

Sassacre lvl 100 Dunsparce	Tripp lvl 100 Pidgeot	Casey lvl 100 Lopunny	Slimer lvl 100 Haunter	Flighty Broad lvl 100 Quagsire	Selina lvl 100 Luxray
Lestat lvl 100 Umbreon	Elliot lvl 100 Dusknoir	deLeon lvl 100 Persian	Tera-Geist lvl 100 Spiritomb	Fedora lvl 100 Nosepass	Luda lvl 100 Ninetales
Tron lvl 100 Rotom	Indy lvl 100 Kabutops	Fennel lvl 100 Venusaur	Laila lvl 100 Lapras	Liv Tyler lvl 100 Altaria	Geico lvl 100 Grovyle
Sia lvl 100 Cherrim	Garnet lvl 100 Mismagius	Squirt lvl 100 Blastoise	Cupid lvl 100 Shiny Togekiss	Grace lvl 100 Audino	Prince Eric lvl 100 Jellicent
Audrey Jr lvl 100 Mawile	Sigourney lvl 100 Gengar	Garula lvl 100 Staraptor	Crystal lvl 100 Froslass	Akrthalagg lvl 100 Blaziken	Chandel lvl 100 Lampent
Giant lvl 100 Golurk	Mister Spock lvl 100 Xatu	Juggabro lvl 100 Mr. Mime	Mystique lvl 100 Ditto	Michael J lvl 100 Zoroark	Imhotep lvl 100 Cofagrigus
Gizmo lvl 100 Sableye	Cumulo lvl 100 Castform	Yo lvl 100 Swoobat	Cetus lvl 100 Lanturn	Lucky lvl 100 Shiny Gallade	Cameron Poe lvl 100 Lopunny
Jujube lvl 100 Banette	Phoebe lvl 100 Shiny Whimsicott	Lulu lvl 100 Drifloon	Earl Grey lvl 25 Shiny Litwick	Snapdragon lvl 100 Dragonite	Bec lvl 100 Arcanine
Harley lvl 100 Shiny Flygon	Exos lvl 100 Shedinja	Levi lvl 100 Drifblim	Jerry Orbach lvl 100 Chandelure	Davy Jones lvl 16 Omanyte	Hitodama lvl 100 Lampent
Angel lvl 100 Togekiss	Nicole lvl 100 Chandelure	Stella lvl 100 Gothitelle	Sunshine lvl 100 Roselia	Buttercup lvl 100 Nidoqueen	Flubber lvl 65 Goodra
Barb lvl 100 Skarmory

Previously owned Pokémon.
Last updated: 08/16/14
Movesets from Generation V (B/W 1)
Bold = STAB move
EGG = Egg move
TUT = Tutored move

Tags: !ooc, #game: route, *pokemon

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16 January 2011 @ 10:59 am

[ooc] inventory

Items


Backpack (only used while traveling)	Fanny Pack/Pants Pockets (used on daily basis)	PC Storage ("John's PC")

Notebooks
(first 3 kept in backpack; last one kept in fanny pack/pocket)


Pokémon Notes (contains general notes on John's pokémon and strategies)	Ectonotes (contains notes on John's ghosts, strategies, and ectobreeding)	Food Notes (Contains recipes and notes on people's favorite foods)	Misc. (Pocket-sized; Contains notes on various other topics unrelated to Pokemon)

(Click Graphics for contents/further information)

Tags: !ooc, #game: route, *inventory

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16 January 2011 @ 12:07 pm

voice mail

Oh hey, what's up?

[There's a pause, perhaps you should tell him why you called. At least until he interrupts...]

Hey, that's cool, but guess what?!

[Another short pause, perhaps you should guess what is so important that John felt the need to interrupt your surely riveting story.]

I am not actually here right now! So leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can!

[You cannot hope to beat John Egbert in a prank-off. He is simply the best there is.]

Hehehehe...you totally fell for it, didn't you?

[Beep!]

((Please make note of the date and format of your message in the subject when tagging. ♥))

Tags: !ic, #game: route, *voicemail

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16 January 2011 @ 01:20 pm

prank #1 | text

i have no idea how to work this thing, so i really hope this is a memo or something.
because i could use some help right now.

i'm john, and i really don't know what's going on.
i was waiting on some delicious lasagna and trying to help my friend jade enter the medium, and then suddenly i was here.
so confusing.

i was told this is the world of pokémon, but this looks nothing like the game i remember playing!!!!!!!!
and i don't remember this pokémon being in the game either.
i thought you got to pick your starter and i don't remember this little guy being one of the options.
i didn't even get a choice either, it was just kind of...here.
it keeps saying "dunsparce" over and over again. what does that even mean?

under normal circumstances, this would be fun and i think i'd enjoy it here...
but i was in the middle of something kind of important back home.
life-or-death situation kind of important.
so i really need to get back so i can help my paradox sister.
i kind of already killed her once in an alternate timeline and i don't want to do that again.

((OOC: for those unfamiliar with the Homestuck series, John does not use capitalization when he types. Though I'm sure a lot of you are used to the typing quirks and colorful courier text by now.))

Tags: !ic, &text, ^aradia megido, ^dave strider, ^jade harley, ^karkat vantas, ^sollux captor, ^terezi pyrope, ^vriska serket, pokegear: how does it work, this is stupid

Current Location: New Bark Town

Current Mood:

confused

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16 January 2011 @ 02:04 pm

[ooc] hmd + contact

Have any comments, questions, or concerns about how I play John? Do you think I'm doing a good job? Bad job? Whatever it is, just post it here. I would certainly appreciate hearing it.

Anonymous commenting is on
IP Logging is off
Comment Screening is on

Also, if you need to get a hold of me for any reason, the quickest way is through one of these two mediums:

AIM: cupfulofstardust
Plurk:

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Tags: !ooc, #game: route, *contact, *hmd

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16 January 2011 @ 09:26 pm

[ooc] character relationships

Key
♥: Holds romantic feelings for ♡: Former crush ♦: Holds closest human approximation of pale feelings for ♢: Former pale-affection ♔: Best friend ☄: Part of John's meteor-riding ectofamily of ghostslime ♫: Like family, though no actual slime/blood relation ☺: Friend ☹: On John's shitlist ✘: No longer in Johto