ghostytrainer | prank #3

[When the video feed clicks on, it is to a scene of John in his hotel room haphazardly throwing stuff into his bag. Clearly, he's not the one operating the pokégear. since he only has one pokémon with actual appendages, it's pretty obvious that Tripp the Pidgey is the cameraman at the moment.]

Okay...Vriska, Aradia, Gamzee, Eridan I don't feel like trying to track all four of you down so hopefully you'll all see this. Rose just made it to Cherrygrove so we're ready to go if you four--

[A semi-loud crack from a source somewhere off screen stops him mid sentence. He looks over his shoulder towards something that can't be seen from the current camera angle.]

Oh, no way.

[He drops his bag to the floor and walks off screen. It takes Tripp a minute to adjust the camera so that John's visible again, but once he manages it, it becomes obvious what distracted him: his buneary egg is hatching. It takes a few moments for the tiny creature to fully extricate itself from its egg, but when it does...]

OH MY GODDDDDDD!!!

[John picked up the small pokémon and proceeds to flip the fuck out. He is basically dancing around that room make strange unintelligible shrieking noises of joy. His Buneary doesn't seem to mind and is actually making happy little squeaky noises as well. There's no way half the inn isn't hearing this shit.]

[The video feed cuts off.]

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Hmph. Either way it's not worth screaming like a retard through the whole inn over.

[Erk...!]

Well...I was excited? Sorry. I didn't mean to bother anyone.

You'd still be making an ass of yourself on the network even if I couldn't hear you halfway down the hallway.

[What is with these thin walls, seriously.]

Yeah. I feel really stupid about that to say the least.

Oh! I'm John by the way. I don't think we've met.

[He reminds her of Sora. Ew. Oh well, may as well ~~find out wtf she got herself into~~ get some more information...]

Larxene. So you're the guy Eridan's traveling with.

~~[Get out while you still can Larxene. You can't handle this much derp and cheerfulness.]~~

Oh you know Eridan? I guess I'm kind of traveling with him, yeah. Or at least I will be in a little while.

Yeah, I guess we're moirails now.

[She rolls her eyes. Definitely not taking this seriously.]

You're...what?

[Apparently John is the only kid who hasn't gotten Karkat's exposition on Trollmance yet. He's so in the dark.]

Alien version of friends, apparently.

[Larxene only got the concuspicent (is that even a word) half explained to her.]

I suddenly understand jack shit.

[He's making a mental note to ask Karkat about this when he gets to Violet.]

[I can picture the Karkitty freakout now and it is glorious.]

Is that supposed to be news?

[So glorious, you don't even know.]

Well yeah. So if you're his...mo-whatever does that mean you'll be traveling with us as well?

[It needs to happen.]

I'd love to get going now, but I can't just ditch Marluxia.

[There is no way he'll pass up this opportunity.]

Understandable. Well I hope you get to leave soon. I don't know how long you've been in this city but I'm guessing it's been...long enough.

I swear, now that this other guy we know's here I may just drag him out of town anyway. I need something better to train against than rats and owls.

That's kind of what happened to us. All our friends are in Violet City and they're getting tired of waiting for us. So it's like they're long-distance dragging us out of here. So that might be what you have to do with your friend.

[They are thirteen years old and what checking the weather report? This journey can only end in tears.]

[At least their primary type isn't weak to ice.]

Probably. He's almost too patient.

Maybe that's not such a bad thing? Supposedly patience is a virtue.

It's holding us back.

[bluh bluh whiny bitch]

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[video] No you are! You're hurting me man, right here. Right in the heart.

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[video] decided this suited her better

[video] I guess it's good I was stuck on a response then! XD

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[video] how does she keep having civil conversations with everyone

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