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ghostytrainer) wrote2011-02-17 02:13 pm
ghostytrainer) wrote2011-02-17 02:13 pm
prank #5 | video / action
[Since John was finally starting feel a little better (his voice was still a little messed up but hey, at least that cough was finally gone) he decided that this was as good a time as any to do a little training with the Wooper Dave gave him last week.
So he's on route 32, standing in a patch of grass with a disheartened look on his face. His Dunsparce is sitting on his head looking derpy as usual and his Buneary is rolling around happily in the grass a few inches away. Apparently he still doesn't fully understand the concept of keeping all his pokémon in their pokéballs.]
[His Wooper though...is supposed to be fighting a Mareep, although that's not what's happening.]
Rose, please...use mud shot.
[The Wooper ignores him with a very bored look on her face. This has been going on for the past five minutes, even the wild Mareep isn't sure what to make of this at this point.]
Rose...pleeeaaaassseeeee. I am begging you. Do...something! Anything!
[Woop. She is so bored by all of this. John is past the stage of disheartened now and now entering the realm of utter soul-wrenching despair.]
...Flighty Broad...Please. Use. Mud shot.
[The Wooper complies, and then continues the rest of the fight without her master's direction as he had sunk to his knees in defeat. It's really tough to say whether there has been a victory here or not.]
So he's on route 32, standing in a patch of grass with a disheartened look on his face. His Dunsparce is sitting on his head looking derpy as usual and his Buneary is rolling around happily in the grass a few inches away. Apparently he still doesn't fully understand the concept of keeping all his pokémon in their pokéballs.]
[His Wooper though...is supposed to be fighting a Mareep, although that's not what's happening.]
Rose, please...use mud shot.
[The Wooper ignores him with a very bored look on her face. This has been going on for the past five minutes, even the wild Mareep isn't sure what to make of this at this point.]
Rose...pleeeaaaassseeeee. I am begging you. Do...something! Anything!
[Woop. She is so bored by all of this. John is past the stage of disheartened now and now entering the realm of utter soul-wrenching despair.]
...Flighty Broad...Please. Use. Mud shot.
[The Wooper complies, and then continues the rest of the fight without her master's direction as he had sunk to his knees in defeat. It's really tough to say whether there has been a victory here or not.]
[VIDEO]
I guess that makes sense but...how is that romance?
[Dawning realization: suddenly all his friends are dating Karkat. How long before Jade joins the club?]
Wait so does that mean you're dating Dave and Rose now?
[He looks a bit crestfallen. He wasn't exactly sure why, but the thought made him a little bit sad. Maybe it had something to do with all that stuff that happened on Valentine's Day. No, that couldn't be it and why was he even thinking about that?]
[VIDEO] (1/2) Humans love Karkles. WHY DON'T YOU, JOHN? |:B
Because it's a devoted sort of relationship, like I said. Like all the other quadrants, there's supposed to be a sort of fated person you'll meet up with through whatever coincidences who is destined to fill that quadrant with you, and you with them, via the forces of troll serendipity.
[Don't think he doesn't catch that look, though. Now it's Karkat's turn to frown come, eyebrows drawing in a touch as he considers.]
In a sense. But I'm not surprised it seems weird to call it romance for you. Under most circumstances it seems like you humans only have the equivalent of flushed romance - which isn't what moirallegience is. Your moirail's still really important to you and everything, but there's not the physical closeness.
[Another pause... that look still had him. The video flicks off for a second.]
[VIDEO, locked 70%] (2/2)
Do you have flushed feelings for her, John?
[VIDEO, locked 70%] because you're a boy and john is not a homosexual.
...do I have what?
[VIDEO, locked 70%] /sob
You looked kind of disappointed when you asked about her and me, and it was the first thing that came to mind.
So let me put it this way - unless she has some sort of relationship with someone I don't know about, I haven't 'taken' her by the standards of your human romance. What we have is the pale quadrant, not flushed.
[VIDEO, locked 70%] what're you crying about? did you want one kid in each quadrant or something? :P
Uhhh...
[VIDEO, locked 70%] He just wanted you to hate him, John. Is that so much to ask?
[VIDEO, locked 70%] you have dave for that now, gosh!
[He fidgets uncomfortably.]
...I'd rather not talk about this.
[VIDEO, locked 70%] I WOULDN'T IF YOU JUST HATED ME IN THE FIRST PLACE.
So trust me, I'm used to this shit, and I take it seriously. If you need to sort shit out, I'm here. Alright?
[VIDEO, locked 70%] wait so does that mean you still have hate-feelings for me?
[
DOES THIS MEAN WE ARE EARTH HUMAN BUDDIES NOW?!He looks very touched.][VIDEO, locked 70%] JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO PUNCH YOUR FACE EVERYTIME I SEE YOU DOESN'T MEAN--UH--
Shut up! Don't get used to it, either! It's nothing special; like I said, everyone asks me for romance advice.
[VIDEO, locked 70%] ...well then. /cough
Oh yeah, that reminds me. Weren't we going to have movie night once I got here? If I remember correctly, you said you "might be able to tolerate me long enough" to let me watch a few of your romcoms once I got here.
[Anything to bring this conversation away from Rose and his ~feelings~. Anything.]
[VIDEO, locked 70%] YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE, JOHN.
... But yeah. We were. If you'll stop calling me your damn buddy.
[Romcoms are always a good route to distract him.]
[VIDEO, locked 70%] how?! what did i even do?!
[...saying it. He's going to think it forever though.]
So when do you want to do that?
[VIDEO, locked 70%] BY BEING YOU, DUH.
[But when? That's a good question. He looks thoughtful for a moment, considering.]
Whenever we're both free, I guess.
[VIDEO, locked 70%] but...but i don't think i can be anything other than me!
[VIDEO, locked 70%] TRY HARDER.
Not too surprised you ended up staying with him. Luckily it's not too hard to get a job around here.
[VIDEO, locked 70%] should i try being moodier? maybe punch you every once in a while?
[Well shit. He wasn't expecting you to say tonight. Looks like we're talking about Rose again!]
Well I told Rose I'd stop by later. I don't know what time or how long I'll be there, but after that should be fine. Actually I'm not sure if I should even go at all, to be honest.
[He scratches the back of his head and looks away from the camera. Suddenly everything is awkward again.]
[VIDEO, locked 70%] THAT, UH
Then tomorrow. You should go. If you're this mixed up about things with her - don't deny it - maybe spending time with her will help you sort it out to some degree. You're obviously nervous, but give it a chance. She'll just be upset with you if you don't.
[VIDEO, locked 70%] is that a yes? or are you suddenly tavros?
If you say so, you're the expert. This is...all very confusing.
[VIDEO, locked 70%] NO I AM NOT TAVROS. /avoids question
[VIDEO, locked 70%] okay so...yes then?
[He's feeling a lot of STUFF right now.]
[VIDEO, locked 70%] ... MAYBE.
Did he lose his -KEYS-?]That's fine. Just remember what I said, alright?
[VIDEO, locked 70%] ... MAYBE.
Not only his -KEYS-, but also his -sHoEs-]I'll do my best to remember everything you've said. Everything.
[VIDEO, locked 70%]
So does tomorrow work for the movie night?
[VIDEO, locked 70%] wow how did i not say anything up here last time? /facepalm
[VIDEO, locked 70%] BECAUSE YOU'RE A DUMBASS, JOHN.
[VIDEO, locked 70%] awww. :(
[VIDEO, locked 70%] QUIT WHINING. |:B