put the buneary back in the box.

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Character: John Egbert
Canon: Homestuck
Canon Point: ~~John: Be the someone that is Jade's server player.~~ Updated to just before the meteor crew gets zapped to LOMAX at the end of [S][A6I5] ==>

Current Location: Ecruteak
Living with: Rose Lalonde
Current Houseguests: None
Current Job: Pokécenter Medical Assistant
(650/hr; 4 hours a day, 5 days a week)
Money: ~~527,750P (3/09)~~ The kid is loaded screw keeping up with this

28 February 2011 @ 10:03 pm

prank #7 | action / video / voice (filtered)

( action for route 32. )

[John turns on his video feed with a dumbfounded look on his face. Those who are just tuning in may wonder why he's on the ground this time, but that's not the issue he wants to address here. In fact, he'd rather not talk about that at all.]

Okay...does anyone know if this... [He turns the camera so that anyone who's watching can see the Quagsire who is completely engrossed in the trainer's manual at this point. He then turns the camera back to himself.] ...is normal? Do all...Quagsires do this? [Yeah he had to look in the pokédex real quick for that one.] Can pokémon even read!? What am I looking at here?!

[He clicks the feed off and gets to his feet, brushing himself off. Hopefully somebody would have the answers to that. For now, there was something else he needed to take care of. He raised the pokégear once more and called Dave. Hopefully the coolkid had had enough time to cool off by now.]

( voice for dave. )

Tags: !ic, &action, &video, &voice, ^karkat vantas, ^lambdadelta, ^rose lalonde, ^sora, are we still friends dave?, dammit flighty broad, double evolution all the way across the, yeah he's a pretty shitty trainer

Current Location: Route 32

Current Mood:

so confuse

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17 February 2011 @ 02:13 pm

prank #5 | video / action

[Since John was finally starting feel a little better (his voice was still a little messed up but hey, at least that cough was finally gone) he decided that this was as good a time as any to do a little training with the Wooper Dave gave him last week.

So he's on route 32, standing in a patch of grass with a disheartened look on his face. His Dunsparce is sitting on his head looking derpy as usual and his Buneary is rolling around happily in the grass a few inches away. Apparently he still doesn't fully understand the concept of keeping all his pokémon in their pokéballs.]

[His Wooper though...is supposed to be fighting a Mareep, although that's not what's happening.]

Rose, please...use mud shot.

[The Wooper ignores him with a very bored look on her face. This has been going on for the past five minutes, even the wild Mareep isn't sure what to make of this at this point.]

Rose...pleeeaaaassseeeee. I am begging you. Do...something! Anything!

[Woop. She is so bored by all of this. John is past the stage of disheartened now and now entering the realm of utter soul-wrenching despair.]

...Flighty Broad...Please. Use. Mud shot.

[The Wooper complies, and then continues the rest of the fight without her master's direction as he had sunk to his knees in defeat. It's really tough to say whether there has been a victory here or not.]

Tags: !ic, &action, ^dave strider, ^karkat vantas, ^larxene, ^rose lalonde, ^sissel, ^vriska serket, dammit flighty broad, dat dunsparce, face-palm moment 645770, this is just sad, why so adorable casey?, yeah he's a pretty shitty trainer

Current Location: Route 32

Current Mood:

soul-wrenching despair

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